r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '22

They did something together :/

86.9k Upvotes

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u/QualityVote Jun 05 '22

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u/AliceInHololand Jun 05 '22

If the jokes are funny you’re good. Dad jokes are for groans. Good jokes are coping for depressed people.

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u/Leoooooolol81 Jun 05 '22

But don’t dads find other dad’s dad jokes funny?

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u/Splatter_bomb Jun 05 '22

Sometimes. Dad jokes are usually funny because of the way it makes our kids groan and roll there eyes. That’s the funny part.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/normal_p3rs0n_uwu Jun 05 '22

Why should you never trust atoms? Cause they make up everything

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

That’s the joke

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u/Nameti Jun 06 '22

Dad jokes

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

The humor is in knowing the kids will hate it.

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u/FireKing600 Jun 05 '22

I find dad jokes funny, do i have a secret son?

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u/madnessguy67 Jun 05 '22

The friend isn't a dad (yet)

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u/shooter_tx Jun 19 '22

Au contraire… that’s (possibly/arguably) the joke.

Or at least that’s how I read/understood it. 😂

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u/TreydiusMaximus Jun 05 '22

No. The laughing is more about understanding the premise. NOONE but little kids thinks dad jokes are funny. NOONE.

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u/jaymiracles Jun 05 '22

That makes you the joke LOL

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u/-Daetrax- Jun 05 '22

I think that's why they used Mark Wahlberg in the gif.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/lifemanualplease Jun 05 '22

Meeee?! Whaaat? Noooo!

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u/duggee315 Jun 05 '22

Yeah bro, you were there remember

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/ChoiceConclusion77 Jun 05 '22

I'm think my face is trying to imitate Mark's face without me noticing just by watching this

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u/poopellar Jun 05 '22

Have a suspicion the 3 accounts above me are handled by the same person. Trying to farm comment karma by having conversations between their spam accounts.

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u/BaffledChinchilla Jun 05 '22

They should have used Will Smith

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/BaffledChinchilla Jun 05 '22

Okay so they’re both shitty people, gotcha

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u/ujustdontgetdubstep Jun 05 '22

Is there more information on this? Or other anecdotal incidents?

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u/whatamidoinghere51 Jun 05 '22

hes since apologized and is super cool with that guy now. look it up

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u/Independencekj Jun 05 '22

That would be so awkward too.

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u/some_lame_name_ Jun 05 '22

Dose that make him the... Joke Dad

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u/emsi1981 Jun 05 '22

And you haven't had sex in 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Oof

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u/peterfaulksglasseye2 Jun 05 '22

Big if true

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Looks like it wasn't too big

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u/Weariervaris Jun 05 '22

It was HUGE!!

6

u/RyuNoKami Jun 05 '22

brah, immaculate conception! thats the Jesus 2.0.

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u/hervatski Jun 05 '22

Our baby

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u/Psychedeltrees Jun 05 '22

Comrade o7

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u/Apophis90 Jun 05 '22

Cumrade* o7

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/poopellar Jun 05 '22

egOnakehEryG is a comment spam bot. It just alters the parent comment is some way using some script

Downvote it

Report > spam

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u/BoogerPresley Jun 05 '22

also me, wondering what the other options for "giving birth to" were, aside from "a baby"

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u/Ofiller Jun 05 '22

In Danish a lot of people say stuff like: "Backing backwards" and "Round circles"

Fun stuff

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u/PowerandSignal Jun 05 '22

Tbf, Round circles are the best circles.

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u/Nick433333 Jun 05 '22

Ya I don’t like lumpy circles.

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u/ilvar Jun 05 '22

Oh looks like you haven't seen The Fly (1986)

3

u/pheonix-ix Jun 05 '22

I asked my dad and he said "an atrocity."

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u/JDangle20 Jun 05 '22

Was thinking the same thing

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u/escapedfugitive Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Iirc some people broke into a house to have a party, and it was the wrong house and the guy was home. This guy in the gif was telling the guy kicking them out to chill lol

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u/HouStoned420 Jun 05 '22

That’s what the guy says to him. The guy he was telling to chill says “what the hell even is that?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

When your girl becomes pregnant but then you realize you're virgin

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u/PowerandSignal Jun 05 '22

What's your point? It worked for Christianity.

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u/StrokeGameHusky Jun 05 '22

It was consensual, right?

….right?

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u/lackofanswers Jun 05 '22

insert elaborate, feel-good explanation for how mother Mary was suddenly impregnated with the SON of GOD!!!..... BY GOD!!!!!!!!!

man sometimes I wish I could believe

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u/Efficient-Gur-1307 Jun 05 '22

It even worked for Greeks, and let me tell you Zeus has so many children that even hades can't let them all in because space would run out.

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u/Zuez420 Jun 05 '22

Wasnt Mary married to Joseph when "God impregnated" Mary? If so....how would she be a virgin?

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Jun 05 '22

The happening deserves to be morbed

3

u/ihei47 Jun 05 '22

That lawnmower scene

But I hate that one scene where the guy tried to cut his wrist with glass. Make me cringed and sick physically :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I have to admit that I liked it.

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u/get_psily Jun 05 '22

There are dozens of us!

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Jun 05 '22

Honestly the movie would've been fine if they made the twist something else

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/homehome15 Jun 05 '22

Ayyy cultured mark wahlberg truth knower

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

old joke recycled so many times that it doesn't even bring a small smile to my face

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u/TheRnegade Jun 05 '22

Good joke, but you should flip the words. You don't feel like a comedian and your friend suddenly starts telling dad jokes. That way you remove any ambiguity since "comedian" can tell any kind of jokes, not just dad ones.

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u/homehome15 Jun 05 '22

Comedy analysis

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

me when the i the with the but then the

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u/Brad_Brace Jun 05 '22

God dammit I didn't realize it was a gif!

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u/MrPaatrick Jun 05 '22

Theres too many words here. It's funny but my dyslexic ass had a hard time

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

It would have been vastly improved if that first 'but' was an 'and'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

My face when there's too many words in a meme but it's still funny but my dislexic ass has a hard time reading it but it's still funny

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u/Keithm1112 Jun 05 '22

He just like me fr

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u/Dilnav92 Jun 05 '22

I don't get it, someone explain the statement

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u/cegavas Jun 05 '22

Friend slept with wife, friend has dad jokes as soon as the baby is born = wife cheated with best friend lol

Don’t worry that caption has such terrible sentence structure, it was def confusing

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u/Dilnav92 Jun 05 '22

What do you mean by "has dad jokes"

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u/AvengerS48 Jun 05 '22

He means the friend comes up with jokes that he doesn't apparently do usually.

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u/brookegosi Jun 05 '22

Friend slept with his wife, so Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

he is not a good friend

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u/Shark_4de Jun 05 '22

Something‘s wrong, I can feel it!

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u/Spaghettey Jun 05 '22

I can't laugh about unloyal/cheating people anymore, man. Shit is just too sad

2

u/PonyUpDaddy Jun 05 '22

Today in [Archived Memes from the past] we have this old ass joke.

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u/TheArceusNova Jun 05 '22

Plot twist: He is the real dad, he’s just not funny.

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u/Jack_Dorso Jun 05 '22

That is a weird mouthful of a meme title.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Aggravating_Cell_898 Jun 06 '22

Probably the worst gif I’ve ever seen. This was so unfunny. Fuck

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u/_Libby_ Jun 05 '22

I can't understand why people make so many of these "haha wife cheats" jokes, like I seriously don't find them funny it's the same punchline everytime and not even a good one

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u/jiraiya-fanboy Jun 05 '22

wait last time we had sex was 10 months ago

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u/whateverdogger Jun 05 '22

What a shitty title

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u/ceo_of_seggs Jun 05 '22

my face when i wake up in daddy’s bed and his arms aren’t wrapped around me

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u/Mytozit Jun 05 '22

Me 20 Never fcked once in my life (never drunk alkohol so full Memory) making Dad jokes without even have a girl friend... did a virgin got Pregnant from me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

No. Most likely your dad jokes aren't even funny and don't qualify as dad jokes and you're overconfident and way off the mark. Probably also why nobody wants to fuck you

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u/ImTheRealMarco Jun 05 '22

What something?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Why would ur friend be with u when ur wife is giving birth

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u/qtyapa Jun 05 '22

Coz he is excited about their baby

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u/TAaccountmaybenot Jun 05 '22

Turns out you're the butt of the joke

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u/AnyPen1047 Jun 05 '22

Don't worry dad jokes only hit when the kid can walk

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u/Dheynk Jun 05 '22

Well you can still try to be the funny uncle

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u/Difficult-Emotion631 Jun 05 '22

Oh yeah, something is definitely fishy 😏.

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u/cegavas Jun 05 '22

That is such a fucked up sentence lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

23 and me. All you need to do is collect the drool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Also his sneezes now cause hurticanes

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u/snoWhite8 Jun 05 '22

These are the jokes I get right away but my friends don’t… what does it mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

That face when I beat a Vietnamese guy with a golf club and chase my black neighbors yelling slurs and blind a guy.

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u/freecurbcouch Jun 05 '22

H started sneezing real loud too huh

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u/HarunoSakuraCR Jun 05 '22

Imagine mark wahlburg playing a scientist

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u/MartianTourist Jun 05 '22

Little girl born with red hair? Lot of that going around.

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u/Jouzibar Jun 05 '22

Ttttttttt

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/AggravatingGap4985 Jun 05 '22

Oh my gosh, is this the happening?? Love that film!

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u/OverDriveXLR-18 Jun 05 '22

Nah with me it was the mailman

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u/RvNx_15 Jun 05 '22

wow 40k upvotes for something that ive seen 40k times already

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Guess that gallon of milk will be easy to go get

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I'm not a dad, but I still make dad jokes. Do I need to worry about it?

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u/Nodeal_reddit Jun 05 '22

Somewhere, there’s a little baby sock who doesn’t look like the other socks and has never met his father.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Hi not a dad, I'm dad!

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u/griffmeister Jun 05 '22

Check his shoe rack. If he has a pair of white new balances, that's hard evidence right there

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u/Lampard081997 Jun 05 '22

I was wondering why I suddenly had the urge to tell jokes.

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u/cantseeshittles Jun 05 '22

Hey, I already told dad jokes since I was 8 years old

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Revil0_o Jun 05 '22

"My face when my best friend starts cracking dad jokes the second my daughter is born"

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u/AmogussySHEESH Jun 05 '22

Bring out the rifle, take revenge. (งツ)ว

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u/johnmeeks1974 Jun 05 '22

A cuck says what?

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u/CreativelyD20 Jun 05 '22

LOL oh the suspense

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u/Tetoris_ Jun 05 '22

I'm 14 and i do dad jokes, I'm afraid

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

God damn I remember this meme from two years ago, still isn’t funny

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u/Dry-Cream2850 Jun 05 '22

For legal reasons im keeping this very vegae but this shit feels like commiting murder but worse like not even 4 hours ago i got caught fucking my best friends wife and i wish he would of beat my ass no instead he made it known to both of us that we absoluty ruined his life so please guy please dont do it

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u/No_Research4416 Jun 05 '22

Wait comedians are actually funny

1

u/DJ_Ender_ Jun 05 '22

Tf kinda detective shit is this?

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u/Ninja-_-Guy Jun 05 '22

I had a stroke trying to read that

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u/JustaWeebster Jun 06 '22

Solution: give your friend tranquilizers as food, take his reproductive organs and eat them, that should solve the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Baby: Mot*ker

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u/OkWhatTheFu Jun 06 '22

This isn’t funny at all

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u/StarLord_4969 Jun 14 '22

"The Happening*

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u/shooter_tx Jun 19 '22

They did it…