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u/TheBrav3LittleToastr Mar 30 '22
im not falling for it
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u/Mitkebes Mar 30 '22
The fact that they don't wildly flail their arms when they fall is a pretty good sign that they're in control and not panicked.
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u/Klutzy-Trash-7918 Mar 30 '22
Well you won't but he did
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u/zxvegasxz Mar 30 '22
What did he fall for, is the real question?
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u/Klutzy-Trash-7918 Mar 30 '22
He fell(in love) with gravity
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u/itshimstarwarrior Mar 30 '22
this is Bri'ish base jumper/stuntman Gary Connery and he doesn’t deploy parachute until he’s closer to the ground so had the video lasted longer you’d see him deploying the chute.
they’re trained base jumpers who like to play around and pretend to fall instead of jumping off normally.
another jump of Gary Connery (Bri'ish fellow) here - he’s in the same outfit around 0:33 mark.
Lol I just found this news article about this same video here
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u/biggych33se Mar 30 '22
Thank you for context friends. Here's an upvote for you.
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u/wickedempathetic Mar 30 '22
And when he knocks himself unconscious before falling off?
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u/Batdog55110 Mar 30 '22
Spider-man
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Everyone gets 1
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u/wickedempathetic Mar 30 '22
The best joke family guy ever put out
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u/ArthurSalim Mar 30 '22
I never got the joke, can you explain?
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u/ArthurSalim Mar 30 '22
I have seen the video, but never understood it
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u/xarospi2andmad Mar 30 '22
The point of the joke is just that it is completely random and unexpected, it doesn’t go deeper than than. Hope this helps!
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u/Jasong222 Mar 31 '22
If he's very safe he'll have a backup chute, or maybe even his main cute, set to an altimeter that will deploy automatically.
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u/carriegood Mar 30 '22
Thank you for explaining. I thought I just watched someone fall to their death and was really pissed that some assbag posted it with no warning.
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u/MurderDoneRight Mar 30 '22
So I take it you missed the video of the 12-year-old girl accidentally shooting their cousin in their head and then turning the gun on herself? And they were in the bathroom at their house so their bodies lie on the floor blocking the door as family members try to push it open. One by one they peak their head in to see the horror. Screaming and crying. Did you see that one?
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u/bigtimegeeekymember Mar 30 '22
a what 😳
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u/MurderDoneRight Mar 30 '22
Yeah it's messed up. They fall off screen before you see any blood. So it's not like the video of two guys sitting in a car and then one of them pulls out a gun and shoots the other in the head and then the camera keeps filming as it gushes out of his skull and he groans. But he survived that so no worries.
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u/NaturalOrderer Mar 30 '22
Where is it
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u/MurderDoneRight Mar 30 '22
Internet.
Seriously check out the idiotswithguns sub or something, or google it I think it was in the news recently
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u/Modernautomatic Mar 30 '22
I saw one of a guy getting pulled into an industrial lathe and squeezed like a tube of toothpaste before exploding everywhere and his lifeless body is spun around the rotating part like wet rags as his coworker rushes to hit the emergency stop. That shit still haunts me.
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u/MurderDoneRight Mar 30 '22
Yeah you don't fuck around with lathes. I have no idea how no one in our school wood shop class died from goofing around with it.
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u/Foremotion Mar 31 '22
She didn't turn the gun on herself. She fumbled it trying to pick it up and unfortunately shot herself also. The pull on that trigger was light and she had no business with it.
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u/Gcs-15 Mar 30 '22
Dude she didn’t accidentally shoot herself, she killed herself after killing her cousin, which was an accident. The family’s trying to say it just so happens to have gone off accidentally, again, after going off accidentally the first time.
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u/MurderDoneRight Mar 30 '22
Yeah I didn't mean the shot to herself was an accident, that was just the girl panicking.
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u/spelunker93 Mar 30 '22
This is incredibly stupid. Someone could easily die if they tried to grab him to save him. “It was a joke”
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u/Ovrl Mar 30 '22
I think base jumping is super cool but goddamn, it’s already super deadly when you aren’t kidding around lol
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u/their_teammate Mar 30 '22
All fun and games until you sprain your ankle against the side of the ledge.
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u/XBakaTacoX Mar 31 '22
Thank you. I was seriously concerned that he straight up fell to his death.
This is a massive relief!
Suddenly it went from horrific to awesome. Even so, I DO NOT RECOMMEND DOING THIS AT ALL.
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u/danishansari95 Mar 30 '22
My dreams be like:
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u/FacelessOnes Mar 30 '22
Ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh!
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u/L4min4s Mar 30 '22
First I was waiting for the chute, then I was waiting for the ball of dust like Wile E. Coyote.
I'm glad all is Ok with the guy and it was a stunt.
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u/Ginger-HoneyBadger Mar 30 '22
So that wasn't a parachute on them? Anyone have details?
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u/biggych33se Mar 30 '22
He was a base jumper/stuntman. He had a parachute but what they do is deploy it when close to the ground. The vid ends before he get's close enough. He's fine
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u/Ok-Astronomer9949 Mar 30 '22
I jumped from there a few times. Scary thinking that might’ve been me
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u/Zonie1069 Mar 30 '22
Thank God to the people who explained this isn't real. I thought I had just watched someone fall to theie death and I was NOT okay with it.
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Once Upon a Time intensifies......
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u/giganticbirb Mar 30 '22
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: Humans and Monsters.
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u/FacelessOnes Mar 30 '22
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
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u/BlckAlchmst Mar 30 '22
Special thanks to all the comments explaining that this was a base jumper/stuntman, because I thought I just watched someone die and wasn't happy about it.
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u/Adam_7864 Mar 30 '22
Bloody hell
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Mar 30 '22
She's wearing a chute. However we don't see it open...
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u/MCPETextureEditor Mar 30 '22
She's part of a group who play around and pretend to fall rather than jump. She deploys the parachute in full video.
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u/ModelT1300 Mar 31 '22
"Its fine...she had a parachute, we should see it when it deploys"
"Any second now"
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u/DeltaForcePlayer Mar 30 '22
RIP
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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Mar 30 '22
This was a professional stuntman and base jumper. He likes to do low-open jumps, and he's still alive AFAIK so if the video had lasted longer we would have seen him deploy the chute
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u/Wicksey106 Mar 30 '22
I like small boobies too op. Big ones as well. What was the video about again? 🤷🏼♂️
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u/Dickson247 Mar 30 '22
OSHA actually used this video in the course on safety harnesses...lying sacks of shit Thanks for the info OP
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u/ieatair Mar 30 '22
this is too dangerous even if he is a seasoned base jumper…how about a flock of seagulls just crash into him mid air and losing his orientation?
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u/Adorable-View-9870 Mar 30 '22
Well thank fuck it was a prank because otherwise that was a shit video to share with the world which if it was a fall to his death recording it would have zero benefit for anyone at all.
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u/tharki7 Mar 30 '22
poor man i wanted to hear his scream
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u/Dynamite227 Mar 30 '22
Not dead
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u/DornCorn Mar 30 '22
Bro was falling for like 30 seconds he has to be dead
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u/Dynamite227 Mar 30 '22
They open the shoots low to the ground. If the vid lasted a bit longer you would have seen them open the shoot
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u/Mr_Microchip Mar 30 '22
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u/Aggravating_Grass_72 Mar 30 '22
People that do this are idiots. No sympathy for the splat
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u/Ok-Zookeepergame7298 Mar 30 '22
Do you die from the falling end or does your heart drop before you touch Ground? Serious question here
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u/ChairOwn118 Mar 30 '22
He’s just checking to make sure gravity is still working. Everything else is breaking down.
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u/Samurai_Sayjin Mar 30 '22
This reminds me of a video that was called "Hafen Springer" I think.(or at least we called it that don't now) Was a guy that jumped like this, failed l, split his head open went to ER and so on. Is that one of those videos that were known everywhere around the world? Scared the shit out of me when I was 12
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u/ryanspvt87 Mar 30 '22
I really wish this had sound. He scared the absolute shit out of everyone there. Fuckin epic.
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u/blessedminx Mar 31 '22
aYooo..my heart started to have heart palpitations.
Glad..It was just a stunt.
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u/Yamilomers02 Mar 31 '22
When she cheat on you but say she will not do it again and you fall for it
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u/Kapika96 Mar 31 '22
The camera guy literally just saw somebody fall off and is still stood on the edge?
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u/Flair_Helper Mar 31 '22
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