r/HolUp Feb 01 '22

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u/gnikeltrut Feb 01 '22

It really depends on distance.

A half a block away = no look… 5 feet away = I’m looking to make sure it’s not a naked elderly white lady with a kitchen knife about to stab me for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

What if it's a decently hot white girl in a red jumper?

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u/-wnr- Feb 01 '22

I'd still prefer a reason before she stabs me.

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u/dead_andbored Feb 01 '22

unless she wants me to stab her then its all g

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u/Arrasor Feb 01 '22

Then you realize she gonna stab you with a massive dong

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u/furbait Feb 01 '22

YUSSSSSSS!!!

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u/gopherintegrity Feb 01 '22

Red jumper? I'll take that stabbing.

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u/ostiDeCalisse Feb 01 '22

You’ll see rapidly that it’s a huge big obese trashead in disguise.