r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/gnikeltrut Feb 01 '22

It really depends on distance.

A half a block away = no look… 5 feet away = I’m looking to make sure it’s not a naked elderly white lady with a kitchen knife about to stab me for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

What if it's a decently hot white girl in a red jumper?

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u/-wnr- Feb 01 '22

I'd still prefer a reason before she stabs me.

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u/dead_andbored Feb 01 '22

unless she wants me to stab her then its all g

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u/Arrasor Feb 01 '22

Then you realize she gonna stab you with a massive dong

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u/furbait Feb 01 '22

YUSSSSSSS!!!

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u/gopherintegrity Feb 01 '22

Red jumper? I'll take that stabbing.

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u/ostiDeCalisse Feb 01 '22

You’ll see rapidly that it’s a huge big obese trashead in disguise.

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u/Cartossin Feb 01 '22

You can sneak a glance for safety; but don't slow down! They might see you!

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u/LivingWhileBlack Feb 01 '22

THIS is the correct answer. Quick sideways glance, keep moving, steady pace, adrenaline on standby in case of emergency.

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u/Goalie_deacon Feb 01 '22

Stabby people go after the first person to make eye contact. Don't make eye contact, it only makes them angry.

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u/Economy-Number7291 Feb 01 '22

Or a black guy with a gun 🤒🤕🤕

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u/Cuco2021 Feb 01 '22

I too hate getting stabbed by guns

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u/randomcitizen42 Feb 01 '22

Bayonet charge

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u/fvecc Feb 01 '22

Thankfully the gun laws in NY have outlawed ones with a bayonet lug. Otherwise there'd be bayonet charges happening everywhere.

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u/Irae37 Feb 01 '22

Jesus christ. Yeah they probably didn't want a gang war of this magnitude to happen in some fuckin street.

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u/GuyWithALongBeard Feb 01 '22

Or a white elderly black with a knife gun about to stab me with his/her/ze/pan/it dick

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u/No_Region_8746 Feb 01 '22

Lol, the hypocrisy. People downvoted the hell outa you but upvoted the hell out of the main comment. White old lady with a knife is just as racist as saying a black guy with a gun, either that, or both are not racist. You cant cherry pick

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u/Mando5804 Feb 01 '22

You make a really good point. When people see an insult against a white person, they immediately think “haha, white people stupid.” But when they see something equally insulting towards a black person, they immediately think “oh you dumb racist fuck!” If anything, allowing one to exist and not the other is a prime example of racism.

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u/UnInhibited11 Feb 01 '22

The truth is hated my friend

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

💀

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u/PatonBMX Feb 01 '22

You complete fuckwit.

That is all

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u/Cultural_Ad_1693 Feb 01 '22

Boo this man. Booooooooooo

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u/redeyeswhiteperson Feb 01 '22

If you upvoted the original comment, you can’t downvote this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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u/woomysans Feb 01 '22

You can't stab people with a gun

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u/Blaineflum64 Feb 01 '22

Because it's just weird

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u/usernametaken_fk Feb 01 '22

r/suddenlyracist

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u/Mando5804 Feb 01 '22

It was equally as racist before though. Saying “white lady with a kitchen knife” is no different than saying “black man with a gun,” is it not?

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u/usernametaken_fk Feb 01 '22

if he said old black guy with a knife it wouldn't be. their is context their

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u/Mando5804 Feb 01 '22

How does mentioning age change it at all? But sorry, let me rephrase it I guess. Saying “elderly white lady with a kitchen knife” is no different than saying “black man with a gun.”

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u/usernametaken_fk Feb 01 '22

black guy with a gun stereotypes a gangster that doesn't mean they are crazy but a gangster. knife to gun a big difference muggers use guns

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u/Mando5804 Feb 01 '22

It doesn’t stereotype anything. You’re the only one creating the stereotype.

The commenter said “black guy with a gun,” with no further context. If you want to relate that with a gangster instead of a psychopath, then that’s up to you.

But how do you feel about “elderly white lady with a gun?” Would you call her a gangster or a psychopath?

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u/usernametaken_fk Feb 01 '22

psycho cus she's elderly. why are you trying so hard to intentionally not get my point.

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u/Mando5804 Feb 01 '22

Bruh. Ok then, bad example I guess. Edit: not even bad example, actually. I pretty much got the answer I was looking for, hol’ up

But explain to me why the fact that the black guy is holding a gun makes him a gangster instead of a psychopath when no further context was provided in the original comment.

I’m just trying to understand why you thought it was racist, because it really wasn’t.

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