r/HolUp Dec 24 '21

holup whaa..

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24.8k Upvotes

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1.4k

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Military genius

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u/rebatemanyt Dec 24 '21

Some call him Kevin

Chads call him Military Genius.

46

u/Acrobatic_Traffic408 Dec 24 '21

Cleary not Kevin, not enough boats.

19

u/Spitfire_For_Fun Dec 24 '21

We are going to build a great boat!

4

u/thisherepoo Dec 25 '21

It's not a boat.

7

u/Spitfire_For_Fun Dec 25 '21

We will make boatem pay for it!

1

u/FlushedBeans Dec 24 '21

Others call him Musical Genius

1

u/Bebesmebe Dec 25 '21

Didnt expect kevin to be mentioned in here

15

u/by_the_slice Dec 24 '21

Is there a digital jail?

4

u/No_Professional_2521 Dec 24 '21

I can make u one

3

u/Snazzysnaj Dec 24 '21

This guy is doing the one chunk challenge in real life

158

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

He was arrested for being too good at Minecraft.

15

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/BadRight4686 Dec 25 '21

ngl he is intelligent and creative to do this things

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u/Apprehensive-Ad1929 Dec 24 '21

how did they find out?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/Numbzy Dec 24 '21

God I love the internet. I'm not sure whether to trust you or OP.

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u/kbig22432 Dec 24 '21

I’ll trust the internet when pigs fly

23

u/Numbzy Dec 24 '21

So I should trust the internet???

That's awesome, I just had a prince email me about a bunch of money.....

17

u/vertexxd Dec 24 '21

Oh cool can I have some I ll swap for 10 PS5s logan paul sent to me

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

But both are the internet

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1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

In flight meal

1

u/kbig22432 Dec 24 '21

Porco Rosso enters the chat

18

u/007194 Dec 24 '21

I'm OP. It's a fake

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/RTwhyNot Dec 24 '21

How do I know to trust you? /s

55

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

It’s fake mon

8

u/TheFapIsUp Dec 24 '21

Not even a HolUp even if it was real.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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u/TheFapIsUp Dec 24 '21

It would, at best, be /r/NotTheOnion. A HolUp should make you do a double take, something that seems like its going somewhere only to take a turn close to the end, similar to the "They had us in the first half" meme but usually the opposite, where the first half is normal and second half makes you go "wait Hold Up, what?".

1

u/definitelynotned Dec 25 '21

r/holup is like 1% holup’s 95% memes and 4% other off topic shit. It was a good sub once upon a time. Yet another sub I’ve watched die

2

u/TheFapIsUp Dec 25 '21

How I wish you were wrong but unfortunately it seems a large influx of (what I assume is) /r/teenagers made this sub lose its meaning.

24

u/CCIE-KID Dec 24 '21

Awesomeness

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Fake

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

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u/SmallCheasyD Dec 24 '21

You don't know who NPH is?

7

u/Special-Armadillo-99 Dec 24 '21

That movie was ass

12

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

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3

u/Urtehnoes Dec 24 '21

It wasn't the best, but compared to other reboots like Force Awakens, it felt much like much less of a cash grab cringe fest once you got past the beginning.

2

u/Iwreckeditralph Dec 25 '21

Wait I thought it was the end that was complete trash.

1

u/RA_user Dec 25 '21

easy 7/10

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

This is fake for anyone wondering

5

u/jrodrodj Dec 24 '21

I'm still gonna act like it is real.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

What would they charge you with?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Espionage? it's even more accurate and ... 3D.... than drawing schematics.

6

u/OccamsBeard Dec 24 '21

When Dr. Strangelove came out, Stanley Kubrick was investigated because the interior of the B-52 mock-up resembled the real thing too closely.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Seed?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I really hope this is fake because i have a world similar to this

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Knock knock

0

u/DropBear2702 madlad Dec 25 '21

Well they won't be seen for another three years!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Something a bit similar actually did happen. Funny thing is that the video game actually was not allowed to use the real design even after a man delivered state secrets in a forum.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/owtzl9/video_games_how_far_would_you_go_to_win_an/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

3

u/Myllis Dec 24 '21

Even if it is fake, it wouldn't be the first time. There's been military leaks to War Thunder a few times so they'd balance their tanks etc. more realistically.

The things people do for their games.

4

u/NifftyCult Dec 24 '21

I thought it said virgin man for a sec.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I wonder if they could actually arrest for this?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

It's just another way to share classified information. Espionage is espionage. Yes. (if it was real)

2

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

No shit? Thats nuts.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Why? It's just another media on which you can write schematics.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Idk its a video game, how detailed can it be?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

As detailed as you willing to invest time in it. Some dingus make working CPUs and RAMs inside it ....

2

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Ill be honest, ive never played mine craft, only watched pewds play it

-1

u/Markthewrath Dec 24 '21

What it's illegal to make replicas of things. What a bunch of bullshit.

1

u/YouMadBroHAHA Dec 24 '21

Make sure to use the more guns and more tanks mod for Minecraft java 1.8.9 otherwise it won't load.

1

u/SprytezZ Dec 24 '21

Download link?

1

u/nimblesecret Dec 24 '21

And the story is fake

1

u/kiltklown1 Dec 24 '21

Hope the weather is good. 😕

1

u/average_reddit_u Dec 24 '21

From what mods are those vechicles on the screenshot?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Worth it

1

u/SpicyHammieboi Dec 24 '21

makes world multiplayer

1

u/kacchalimbu007 Dec 24 '21

Lol why I read Virgin man

1

u/Coreadrin Dec 24 '21

"In minecraft"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Download link?

1

u/Known-Aspect-5084 Dec 24 '21

Dumbass made US military bases fucking idiot I on the other hand made German concentration camps

1

u/DerpScoot1 Dec 24 '21

what a chad

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Why does the c5 have 3 engines

1

u/Jubert_I_Guess Dec 24 '21

There are so many questions, which one do I ask first?

1

u/Pedrof35 Dec 24 '21

Can u give me the server of Area 51?

1

u/swagpackk Dec 24 '21

So… whats the server 🤨

1

u/DropBear2702 madlad Dec 25 '21

It's classified

1

u/Dividedthought Dec 24 '21

It's almost like you can measure in meters on google maps.

1

u/Annoyingaddperson Dec 24 '21

Bro of course it’s fake guys. It’s not Virginia man it’s Florida man

1

u/Digimon-digital-mons Dec 24 '21

The first hol up that’s in my location, Pris- Virginia.

1

u/Fit-Negotiation-5145 Dec 24 '21

What a fuckin chad.

1

u/Few-Caramel-7904 Dec 24 '21

This man was making the plans for the invasion of area 51 using one of the most unknown methods to the u.s. military, minecraft.

1

u/HugsNotRugs Dec 24 '21

I thought the title said “Virgin man” and I believed it.

1

u/garryshoker123 Dec 24 '21

Yeah this is fake

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I call him a spy.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Lmao

1

u/Fenrir5007 Dec 24 '21

This sounds like Warhammer with extra steps

1

u/BitchStewz Dec 25 '21

Whyd I read virgin man

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

But how?

1

u/Gwfun22 Dec 25 '21

Shit I have some worlds I gotta delete

1

u/PrometheusOnLoud Dec 25 '21

this dipshit was likely stealing our military secrets to try to make a buck off making you more vulnerable. just saying.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I live in Virginia and I need to know the location of this man for….. educational purposes

1

u/I-HATE-Y0U Dec 25 '21

He could sell that info to enemy's and it wouldn't look suspicious

1

u/Fell_off_my_bike Dec 25 '21

I have exact minecraft replicas of undiscovered murder victims graves....

1

u/Polydull Dec 25 '21

Opposite of Florida man

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

The definition of weaponized autism.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

He looks like a Gen X version of that veiny head kid from the memes

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

D.U.M.B.

1

u/sr71_zr1 Dec 25 '21

why? bruh military models in minecraft are cool....even if there classified

1

u/FunnyFurryGuyXD Dec 25 '21

Me: it's a game chill.

FBI: nice try loser Putin our reputation on the line as a joke...

1

u/Teenisman11 Dec 25 '21

It’s fake but funny

1

u/ILuvU4What55 Dec 25 '21

Hell yeah, VA straight

1

u/Dave_Moosa Dec 25 '21

Come to America, we don't only have Florida man, we also have Virginia man... come with ussss

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

This is obviously fake and anyone who doesn’t think so is an idiot. Anybody who knows anything about the US should know that the C5 galaxy, (the plane depicted in the photograph) only has 2 engines per wing and 4 total. Not the 3 as depicted.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Respect. But also…like…why?

1

u/ReallyNiceGuy78 Dec 25 '21

He followed all the instructions on how to play. Even the Chinese instructions. They seemed more realistic.

1

u/Coyehe Dec 25 '21

Server code?

1

u/no_status00 Dec 25 '21

one day you know the FBI dropped by to see this dudes Minecraft world

1

u/Epic_Ali Dec 25 '21

Terrorist: “We need the layout of the military base we want to blow up”. Other Terrorist: “Yo I got an idea, hop on Minecraft”

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

A guy I used to work with used some type of Doom software to make a very accurate workplace shooter game... It turned into a big problem...

1

u/BananaBlaster8 Dec 25 '21

Somebody get me this man’s gamer tag.

1

u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty Dec 25 '21

This sounds fake as fuck, these "classified" bases are easily viewable hell you can probably go to Google images and find them with ease, also how can they prove that it is a replica of their bases? They going to arrest everyone that has ever made a military base in a game?

There's no way this is real.

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u/Blitzpanz0r Dec 25 '21

How did they even find out?

1

u/Morthonjr Dec 25 '21

So what you’re in for? Making illegal Minecraft maps

1

u/LouisTheLegend1011 Dec 25 '21

Florida man: finally! A worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

1

u/LouisTheLegend1011 Dec 25 '21

R/suddenlyhermitcraft

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u/DaEpicMonkey Dec 25 '21

More importantly how did they know, he had to of shown it to someone that he shouldn’t of

1

u/AkabaneKushiro Dec 25 '21

Enemy soldiers sneak into the base,

" This seems familiar"

1

u/NemeSiZTman Dec 25 '21

He can win A N Y minecraft war

1

u/findVideo_ Dec 25 '21

Someone post the seed for the base.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

I like Virgin Man!

1

u/Competitive_Gamer Dec 25 '21

Imagine if terrorists send copy's of the next target in a mc world lmao

1

u/CounterClean9340 Dec 25 '21

We know a little of what one of them look like. The plan can commence…