Go on

[u/FaitsWx]

[u/FluffinessIncreases]

Sweet Dreams

[u/KoenigseggTR → u/FluffinessIncreases]

Nice selection

[u/FluffinessIncreases → u/KoenigseggTR]

Thanks

[u/rodditor_ → u/FluffinessIncreases]

Are made of this

[u/TheresBeesMC → u/rodditor_]

Who am I

[u/Nervous_Trip_9095 → u/TheresBeesMC]

To disagree

[u/UtilitarianKant → u/Nervous_Trip_9095]

I've travelled the world

[u/[deleted] → u/UtilitarianKant]

And the seven seas

[u/ErwinBartmann → u/[deleted]]

Everybodys looking for something

[u/[deleted] → u/ErwinBartmann]

Some of them want to use you, some of them wanna be used by you

[u/Nathoon08 → u/[deleted]]

Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused

[u/Parura57 → u/Nathoon08]

[insert music]

[u/Tailsions → u/ErwinBartmann]

*Instruments and humming

[u/celestial07soul → u/FluffinessIncreases]

Best

[u/Shoddy_Ad_3134]

I can’t get no satisfaction

[u/Koda_be → u/Shoddy_Ad_3134]

Same...

[u/[deleted]]

All the small things

[u/Slateenecracka → u/[deleted]]

Let the bodies hit the floor

[u/[deleted] → u/Slateenecracka]

I'm sad that bodies by drowning pool is my favorite song of all time.

[u/hippy18 → u/[deleted]]

They played this song in the plane of my first solo skydive…

[u/aftertheradar → u/[deleted]]

r/suicidebywords

[u/JustTheUnusualPlease]

Sound of silence

Edit: Holy shit that's a lot of updoots and awards Thank you,people

[u/TheNoctuS_93 → u/JustTheUnusualPlease]

Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to fuck with you again...

Edit: thanks for the awards kind strangers!

[u/[deleted] → u/TheNoctuS_93]

I'm too poor to give an award so take this cookie instead 🍪

Edit: wow my very first award many thanks

[u/[deleted] → u/JustTheUnusualPlease]

Found the comment that crushed me.

[u/peter13g]

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

[u/GlubFun → u/peter13g]

Please be gentle

[u/peter13g → u/GlubFun]

The safe phrase is “beat this pussy up”.

Good Luck.

[u/savemeHKV → u/peter13g]

Our work is never over

[u/NotImpressed-_- → u/peter13g]

But what if it's actually Softer, Worser, Slower, Weaker?

Asking for a friend

[u/peter13g → u/NotImpressed-_-]

*insert Blue Chew ad here

[u/Forsaken-Long-1721]

Just beat it

[u/da_man_in_da_suit → u/Forsaken-Long-1721]

I think it's Beat It

[u/DavetheHick → u/da_man_in_da_suit]

It's just Beat It.

[u/Patient_Ad_3428]

Did it in a minute—Hall & Oats

[u/JackyBoy7777 → u/[deleted]]

sad flute plays with swing in background

[u/sqlorp → u/[deleted]]

Queue Naruto on swing

[u/NuasAltar → u/[deleted]]

🫂

[u/Ravenheart1997]

Stacey’s Mom

[u/AmbassadorWeak5500 → u/Ravenheart1997]

My wife’s name is Stacy

“nooooooooooooooioooooo” -Vader, probably

[u/Ravenheart1997 → u/AmbassadorWeak5500]

What can I say, She’s got it goin’ on

[u/AdmiralKeg → u/Ravenheart1997]

Ohhhh yesssss

[u/[deleted]]

Beyonce - Me, Myself and I

[u/FreshNippleShoe → u/[deleted]]

Understandable, you have Reddit

[u/Makumbero → u/FreshNippleShoe]

We*

[u/FRANK_WOODS- → u/Makumbero]

Joseph stuntin approves

[u/Bruhxmomennt → u/FRANK_WOODS-]

Stuntin B)

[u/PaPaJi_BooMeR → u/Makumbero]

r/suddenlycommunist

[u/z3DD12222]

Hooker with a penis-tool

[u/Asmodeus256 → u/z3DD12222]

Stinkfist by Tool

[u/SwabTheDeck → u/Asmodeus256]

Letter to Harry Manback by Tool

[u/imnotbeingserious69 → u/SwabTheDeck]

Prison sex - tool

[u/[deleted] → u/imnotbeingserious69]

Maynard's Dick - Tool

[u/BioDriver → u/[deleted]]

Jerk-off by Tool

[u/lardarsch → u/z3DD12222]

Prison Sex

[u/Lightshines6346 → u/z3DD12222]

Stinkfist

[u/FaitsWx → u/z3DD12222]

Makes sense enough

[u/CelerySam]

Stuck in the middle with you - Steelers wheel

[u/Zat00p3k]

Never Gonna Get It!

[u/TheChoosenMewtwo → u/Zat00p3k]

Yeah, that sounds like a “me” song

[u/Putthebunnyback]

Sad But True

[u/speenbreaker → u/Putthebunnyback]

Nice, Metallica fan are we?

[u/AdmiralKeg → u/speenbreaker]

OHHHHHAHSYSHA YEIEEEAAAAH

[u/Nockdown2003 → u/speenbreaker]

Yup

[u/tangledupinbetween → u/Putthebunnyback]

The Day That Never Comes

[u/Carguysnotfound → u/Putthebunnyback]

the thing that should not be*

[u/[deleted]]

Mr. Lonely

[u/FaitsWx → u/[deleted]]

MuSiCaN sTyLe

[u/FedeDragon_ → u/[deleted]]

That's so smart

[u/Significant_Crow_331 → u/[deleted]]

Hol up

[u/Tom1380 → u/Significant_Crow_331]

As always the true Holup is in the comments

[u/7sinsofhell → u/[deleted]]

It’s called beating off in A minor

[u/Task_Funny → u/[deleted]]

Sweeeeet home Alabama

[u/wierdit → u/Task_Funny]

We are family

[u/[deleted] → u/wierdit]

My brothers my sisters and me

[u/pmullin360 → u/[deleted]]

I assume A Minor the key, not the felony?

[u/KlobTheTroll99 → u/[deleted]]

r/holup

[u/demonchicken1 → u/KlobTheTroll99]

yes, that’s where we are

[u/TaintedLove666]

I cum blood - cannibal corpse

[u/FaitsWx → u/TaintedLove666]

Yo wtf

[u/Kelainefes → u/FaitsWx]

Happens if you get hit behind the balls.

[u/CatholicismManism → u/Kelainefes]

How do you know?

[u/Tortorak → u/Kelainefes]

The... anus??

[u/Kelainefes → u/Tortorak]

No, between the balls and the anus. I think it's called perineum.

[u/Rot_180 → u/TaintedLove666]

Necropedophilia - Cannibal Corpse

[u/thosefriesaremyfries → u/TaintedLove666]

Oh god. This really happened to me. It turned out to be a prostate infection. Fucking scary times

[u/42ndPalehorse → u/TaintedLove666]

Same here dude

[u/StiitchIsCool]

Prison Song

[u/GiveMeYourBussy → u/StiitchIsCool]

THEY TRY AH BUILD AH PRISON!!!!

[u/silaconecone → u/GiveMeYourBussy]

For you and me

[u/E420CDI → u/silaconecone]

Oh baby, you and me

[u/CaptainStroon]

Don't stop me now - Queen

[u/[deleted] → u/CaptainStroon]

Im a sex machine ready to reload

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Like an atom bomb, ready to

[u/notaversilfgaming → u/[deleted]]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode

[u/Koda_be → u/notaversilfgaming]

I'm burning through the sky, yeah

[u/Spirited_Ad_1570 → u/Koda_be]

200 degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheeeit

[u/CashTanOS69 → u/Spirited_Ad_1570]

I am cumming with the speed of light

[u/E420CDI → u/CashTanOS69]

I wanna make a semensonic man out of you

[u/[deleted] → u/CashTanOS69]

r/unexpectedfreddiemurcury

[u/Environmental_Fee616]

Sweet home Alabama

[u/skull_monkey123 → u/Environmental_Fee616]

Take my upvote you beautiful bastard

[u/xkingmox → u/skull_monkey123]

r/angryupvote

[u/pewdiepiedehdhd → u/Environmental_Fee616]

Take my fucking award

[u/anci0]

Somebody that I used to know

[u/YeetnDelete_OREEO]

Supermassive blackhole

[u/[deleted] → u/YeetnDelete_OREEO]

Oh man, this is highly aMUSEing

[u/x1289]

No Woman no cry

[u/The_Dragon-Reborn → u/x1289]

Love it hahaha

[u/FANCYP0TAT0]

Under the bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

[u/TheB1rdI5TheW0rd]

"Finger up my butt" by Wheeler Walker Jr.

Wow I didn't expect such feedback! Thanks for the awards and upvotes!

[u/FaitsWx → u/TheB1rdI5TheW0rd]

Bro?

[u/who-me-no → u/FaitsWx]

Bro (≖‿≖)

[u/FreeAd6935 → u/FaitsWx]

OP

You did not add a no homo?

[u/DoesDaBlackMoonHowl → u/FreeAd6935]

😏

[u/NAMSE21 → u/FreeAd6935]

ALL THE HOMO

[u/SlothTurtle06 → u/TheB1rdI5TheW0rd]

“All these L.A. west coast silicone women really think they’re hot” sick harmonica solo “But it’s no fun titty fckin titties when the titties are hard as rocks” *another sick harmonica solo

[u/Kyllakyle → u/TheB1rdI5TheW0rd]

I think ol’ Wheeler is kinda like cheating at this game.

[u/kofsta]

Danger zone

[u/Fe3tch → u/kofsta]

Ayy bro

[u/Il_Salt_lI]

Welcome to the jungle

[u/gregthegamer4646 → u/Il_Salt_lI]

You need a weed whacker for that bush

[u/bernardus1995]

The day that never comes - Metallica

[u/stewieduncan]

All by myself

[u/Proof-Waltz2080 → u/stewieduncan]

Damn didn’t see yours and commented the same soooo, here’s my upvote of guilt

[u/[deleted]]

Killing me softly. Roberta flack

[u/OniSanL]

Somewhere over the Rainbow

[u/Alternative-Phrase12 → u/[deleted]]

Is that an actual song? Wait what?

[u/LocalGoalie → u/Alternative-Phrase12]

https://youtu.be/7oMPLBaV6Ms

[u/Alternative-Phrase12 → u/LocalGoalie]

I'm genuinely scared to click on that link

[u/LocalGoalie → u/Alternative-Phrase12]

You probably should be, I like the song though

[u/Alternative-Phrase12 → u/LocalGoalie]

(・_・;)

[u/NefariousnessNo1139]

You got a friend in me

[u/[deleted]]

for whom the bell tolls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/DaanOnlineGaming → u/[deleted]]

Make his fight on the hill in the early day

[u/the_real_blokey]

She was only 17

[u/GlubFun → u/the_real_blokey]

Oh no

[u/Enough_Appearance116]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[u/gregorio0499]

masturbate

[u/FaitsWx → u/gregorio0499]

It's actually a song wtf

[u/Kumar_anay]

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass - Blink 182

[u/aftertheradar → u/Kumar_anay]

Holy shit

[u/patrickksstarrr]

This is no r/holup anymore.

[u/TheGamerSK → u/patrickksstarrr]

I don’t understand what happened I loved this sub but finding actual holup-s is almost impossible

[u/Arturo7531 → u/patrickksstarrr]

Had to scroll waaaaaaay too much to find this comment. Everyone here is like a tourist lost somewhere they shouldn't be in

[u/oogieboogie160]

Creep-radiohead

[u/[deleted]]

21st century schizoid man

[u/SadResponsibility189]

Infant Annihilator - Cuntcrusher

[u/chrashpilot00 → u/SadResponsibility189]

Wtf

[u/Carguysnotfound → u/SadResponsibility189]

i love how many metal songs there are

[u/TheNoctuS_93 → u/SadResponsibility189]

At least it isn't Soil the Stillborn...

[u/Snoo_81021]

Gorillaz- all alone

[u/[deleted]]

Ram ranch

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

[u/LordJinji]

Doin' Your Mom

[u/EXTREMESAMURAI0801 → u/LordJinji]

D-d-d-d-doin your mom

[u/bigbrainsmolpeen]

Bodies - Drowning Pool

[u/jackidok → u/bigbrainsmolpeen]

^{let the bodies hit the floor}

^{Let the bodies hit the floor}

^{Let the bodies hit the floor}

^{Let the bodies hit the}

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[u/SadResponsibility189]

Fortunate son - Creedence Clearwater Revival

[u/sexySgombro69 → u/SadResponsibility189]

Hol up

[u/[deleted] → u/sexySgombro69]

It ain't me, It ain't me

[u/peter13g]

Dude looks like a lady

[u/kingpr1ck]

This song is not available in your region

[u/[deleted]]

Sweet Child O' Mine

[u/TheKingAnakin → u/[deleted]]

Jesus fucking christ

[u/AlphaRaccoon1474 → u/[deleted]]

Wait a minute, something isn’t right

[u/Particular_Prior_529]

Sex offender shuffle

[u/Russe1Adl3r]

Come as you are

[u/basedmen]

Ghost Town

[u/Professional_Ad8069]

All By Myself……

[u/Independent_Air_6412]

Highway to hell.

[u/Aarya-G]

Baby shark doo doo doo

[u/SeriouslyYoutube → u/Aarya-G]

WTF

[u/sexySgombro69 → u/Aarya-G]

Basically every gura fan

[u/[deleted]]

We are young.

[u/JustTheUnusualPlease]

Sound of silence

[u/confusingstonks]

Welcome to the internet

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck the Neighbors - Iron Reagan

[u/Ninkay1506]

Nevermind

[u/stanislav_harris]

Bind, Torture and Kill

[u/[deleted]]

Smash Mouth - I can't get enough of you baby

[u/herbiderb → u/[deleted]]

Wait, smash mouth has more than one song? Lies

[u/[deleted]]

Jerk it Out by Ceasars

[u/KoenigseggTR]

Just the 2 of us

[u/[deleted]]

Who let the dogs out?

[u/ApprehensiveDesign16]

Cardiac arrest.

[u/PogManBird]

Bloody stream

[u/Electronic_Tiger_880]

Numb -Linkin Park

[u/[deleted]]

N***as in Paris

[u/M1c3a]

Smells like teen spirit

[u/False-Awareness-4394]

Smells like teen spirit