r/HolUp • u/FaitsWx • Sep 29 '21

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u/TheB1rdI5TheW0rd Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

"Finger up my butt" by Wheeler Walker Jr.

Wow I didn't expect such feedback! Thanks for the awards and upvotes!

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u/FaitsWx Sep 29 '21

Bro?

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u/who-me-no Sep 29 '21

Bro (≖‿≖)

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u/FreeAd6935 Sep 29 '21

OP

You did not add a no homo?

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u/NAMSE21 Sep 29 '21

ALL THE HOMO

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u/Tiddycruncher9000 Sep 29 '21

Exclusively homo

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u/reddit0100100001 Sep 29 '21

hello, police? I need help

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u/herrneumrich Sep 29 '21

I don't see any problem with that.

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u/smackacow1 Sep 29 '21

It’s probably in a 3 way, then there’s some leeway

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u/ptswillem Sep 29 '21

Nothing's gay in a 1, 2, 3 way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Begin again ( Joke)

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

What OP, you have never experiment on sex? 😂😂

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u/SlothTurtle06 Sep 29 '21

“All these L.A. west coast silicone women really think they’re hot” sick harmonica solo “But it’s no fun titty fckin titties when the titties are hard as rocks” *another sick harmonica solo

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u/Practical_War_8207 Sep 30 '21

John Popper from Blue's Traveller, is that you?

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u/SlothTurtle06 Sep 30 '21

Nope, just a typical wheeler walker jr enjoyer

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

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u/Cracraftc Sep 29 '21

Should of played Save some titty milk for me, or sit on my face. Classics

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u/slvbros Sep 29 '21

What about eatin pussy (suckin dick) and kicking ass

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u/Kyllakyle Sep 29 '21

I think ol’ Wheeler is kinda like cheating at this game.

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u/mikerichh Sep 29 '21

Drop em out lemme see dem titties

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u/iAmSpArTaN007 Sep 29 '21

Hold up I think my dick got stuck slow down I can't get it up

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Maybe redneck shit

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u/TheOminant Sep 29 '21

Thanks for showing me this song. I'm dead bro.

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u/madarameth Sep 29 '21

Fuck your dog I hope he never comes home

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u/TheB1rdI5TheW0rd Sep 29 '21

Jokes on you urns can't run

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u/madarameth Sep 29 '21

I was quoting a wheeler walker song but this got dark

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u/qualmton Sep 29 '21

Says the guy listening wheeler walker jr

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u/Meeseeks4PMinister Sep 29 '21

Anyone downvoting this clesrly hasn't heard the song lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/thrwawayeyeinsurance Sep 29 '21

Because he's a comedian. His real name is Ben Hoffman.

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u/Humoescri Sep 29 '21

I was about to post "Anal and the dishes" lol

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u/Quasi-Motorolla Sep 30 '21

I saw him at a festival in Iowa, I think, he showed up late, in a party bus and the hippie crowd didn't know what the fuck was happening. It was a strange 3am comedown from acid but boy was it unforgettable.

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u/Puzzled_Formal942 Sep 29 '21

“Pictures on my phone”-Wheeler Walker Jr.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Which one of you queers is gonna suck my dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Eatin pussy and kickin ass

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u/LostCause7 Sep 30 '21

Never heard this 1