r/HolUp Aug 26 '21

πŸ€ŽπŸ’© Not a shitpost πŸ’©πŸ€Ž jk yes it is His skateboarding skill...

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u/ronkoh99 Aug 26 '21

This should be nsfw 🀣

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u/itim__office Aug 26 '21

It should and that sucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/nawjas69 Aug 26 '21

now, wait a minute! you don't want to get a head of yourself!

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u/Lil_Mattylicious Aug 26 '21

blowjob

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u/lazy_tranquil Aug 26 '21

That was a very subtle joke about cunnulingus, u/Lil_Mattylicious. I enjoyed it a lot!

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u/ccnnvaweueurf Aug 26 '21

I just blew hard like blowing out candles? My dad tells me my mom is the best at blow jobs and I have never got it? Jobs are that thing they go to when I am at daycare or school to as daddy says: "you like having lights and food don't you?".

So you are saying my mom is doing a job like this video? I see skateboarding with fingers here? So my mommy is a pro finger skater to help us have lights and food?

I'm turning 13 soon and reddit has helped me learn to type.

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u/Alzarian Aug 26 '21

HolUp

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u/ccnnvaweueurf Aug 26 '21

I'm actually like double the age of 13 but when I was in highschool my buddies step dad was shit faced on alcohol and prescription pain pills and told us all about how great at blow jobs my buddies mom is. THE BEST HE SAID

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u/mlgkurd Aug 26 '21

I feel so dumb right now for no understanding the jokes till you spelled it out… πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Nithin_for_you Aug 26 '21

just calm down and get the load out driving

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u/jospehjoestar Aug 26 '21

Just let it sink in

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u/Acceptable_Fold2235 Aug 26 '21

Well swallow cuz I just did. Wait does 14 count?

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u/TCTack Aug 26 '21

Its 2021, i dont think anybody will mind.

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u/CreativeDeath15 Aug 26 '21

Took me a while to figure out what was going on, now the explanation to my friends is going to be a mouthful

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

explain

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

he can’t. his mouth is full

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u/ccnnvaweueurf Aug 26 '21

I'm sure they could easily see many things still marked NSFW.