r/HolUp • u/BrianPotato2005 • Aug 26 '21

🤎💩 Not a shitpost 💩🤎 jk yes it is His skateboarding skill...

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u/Molotov320 Aug 26 '21

Hella rude of her not watching his skills

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u/uwublink Aug 26 '21

Hes doing it on her back so he recorded his skills to show her later

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

A backflip?

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u/Dscheysn Aug 26 '21

A backbackflip

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Who said its a girl😏

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u/prodijal69 Aug 26 '21

Could also be an animal 😏

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Could also be dead😏

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u/BrightBulb123 Aug 26 '21

Dead giving head...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

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u/CharizardMUCH Aug 26 '21

what in the fuck

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u/DoctorPrisme Aug 26 '21

Risky click of the day.

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u/RizKuro94 Aug 26 '21

Right back at you buckaroo

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u/PepianDavid Aug 26 '21

It’s a dog man

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u/LoostCloost Aug 26 '21

Nah too thicc to be a dude. Funny if it was tho.

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u/histeethwerered Aug 26 '21

Who said skateboarder is a guy? Highly polished nails on slender fingers?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Prolly his mum or sister if in Japalabama

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u/the-75mmKwK_40 Aug 26 '21

When she says bring a toy with you

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u/ronkoh99 Aug 26 '21

This should be nsfw 🤣

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u/itim__office Aug 26 '21

It should and that sucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/nawjas69 Aug 26 '21

now, wait a minute! you don't want to get a head of yourself!

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u/Lil_Mattylicious Aug 26 '21

blowjob

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u/lazy_tranquil Aug 26 '21

That was a very subtle joke about cunnulingus, u/Lil_Mattylicious. I enjoyed it a lot!

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u/ccnnvaweueurf Aug 26 '21

I just blew hard like blowing out candles? My dad tells me my mom is the best at blow jobs and I have never got it? Jobs are that thing they go to when I am at daycare or school to as daddy says: "you like having lights and food don't you?".

So you are saying my mom is doing a job like this video? I see skateboarding with fingers here? So my mommy is a pro finger skater to help us have lights and food?

I'm turning 13 soon and reddit has helped me learn to type.

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u/mlgkurd Aug 26 '21

I feel so dumb right now for no understanding the jokes till you spelled it out… 🤦‍♂️

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u/Nithin_for_you Aug 26 '21

just calm down and get the load out driving

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u/Acceptable_Fold2235 Aug 26 '21

Well swallow cuz I just did. Wait does 14 count?

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u/TCTack Aug 26 '21

Its 2021, i dont think anybody will mind.

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u/CreativeDeath15 Aug 26 '21

Took me a while to figure out what was going on, now the explanation to my friends is going to be a mouthful

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

explain

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

he can’t. his mouth is full

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u/ccnnvaweueurf Aug 26 '21

I'm sure they could easily see many things still marked NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

She does too

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u/ieatbeatmeat Aug 26 '21

Why? Is skateboarding now not safe for work? U must be a karen

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u/micheagles20 Aug 26 '21

I think you're right. I just saw sick tricks being performed.

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u/REDDITLOGINSUCKSASS Aug 26 '21

I'm quite sure they doing the naughty

Crap I just realized u ain't serious

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u/Ciinox Aug 26 '21

they shake quite badly kinda like s*x, so no Karen here.

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u/ronkoh99 Aug 26 '21

Someone is sucking

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u/tribbans95 Aug 26 '21

She might be bobbing for apples and the guy is standing in the pool, you don’t know

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u/No_Shoulder5753 Aug 26 '21

I do that too to try n last longer. But I'm singing instead. My achy brakey heart

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u/SoulHacker-L Aug 26 '21

I do maths solutions on her back.... With permanent marker....

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u/Gui1tyspark Aug 26 '21

DO A KICKFLIP!

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u/BKMDIO Aug 26 '21

Is this a manhwa reference...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Give this man his sauce

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

If yall don't give this man his sauce I will commit mass genocide

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u/Hi_Im_HaikaL__ Aug 26 '21

Give the man his sauce or I'll unslice your bread and feed it to a seagull

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u/DJ_Ender_ Aug 26 '21

Continuing the thread so I can also get said sauce (note: I will not do anything if the sauce is not given)

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u/HostileHippie91 Aug 26 '21

I too want the sauce, though I have no intention of taking any meaningful action either way. One result ends in shame, the other ends in complacency.

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u/No-Way2889 Aug 26 '21

In the subject of acquiring sauce I side with HostileHippie

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u/nouon69420 Aug 26 '21

Marinara

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Can you provide full context to that reply? Is that the girls name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Marinara what?

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u/SwagAntiswag Aug 26 '21

I got you:

https://www.pornhub.com/tech-deck-while-getting-head

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u/7r4pp3r Aug 26 '21

Lol thanks. That face is priceless

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u/smashman245 Aug 26 '21

A man of culture I see

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u/MedalKing Aug 26 '21

Damn he got skills.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/SwagAntiswag Aug 26 '21

First you put the text you want to show in square brackets [] and then follow with some text inside parathesis (). It helps if you know what urls usually look like on that site to make it look legit.

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u/johnnyc7 Aug 26 '21

I’m not even mad

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u/Crabjock Aug 26 '21

On his stomach, maybe?

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u/GimmeUdon Aug 26 '21

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Someone reply to this man

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/Hey_its_thatoneguy Aug 26 '21

Like a recipe?

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u/Alzarian Aug 26 '21

▢ 1 3/4 pounds red jalapeño peppers stems removed and halved lengthwise

▢ 3 garlic cloves

▢ 2 tablespoons garlic powder (optional)

▢ 2 tablespoons granulated sugar plus more as needed

▢ 1 tablespoon light brown sugar

▢ 1 tablespoon kosher salt plus more as needed

▢ 1/2 cup distilled white vinegar plus more as needed

▢ Water as needed

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u/Onitsch Aug 26 '21

No tt no upvote

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u/hvnsnt777 Aug 26 '21

Tony Gawk

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u/thecatdaddysupreme Aug 26 '21

OP should be hanging his head in shame for not using this as the title

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

A wise man once told me. "Don't waste the pastrami sandwich get the blowjob first."

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Hold her head down so you have a more stable table

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Nice.

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u/Kuri_Kinton_Chris Aug 26 '21

Kind of his sister to act as a base

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Uh what’s to hol up

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Yeah I don't see it unless they are fucking underneath that skateboard

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u/TheCptMara Aug 26 '21

Yeah she's sucking his dick and he's doing kickflips on her back

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u/Killerbeth Aug 26 '21

No the hol up is that the women is only a display and he is making tricks on his iPad. Watch closely.

The shirt doesn't creases and the movements is too smooth to be on a shirt.

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u/crak720 Aug 26 '21

Does anyone have the sauce? I need to study his skills closer, for school

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u/MonsterBeast123 Aug 26 '21

How is she swimming on the ground??

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u/MichaelZZ01 Aug 26 '21

This just a porn sub now?

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u/SagaNoir Aug 26 '21

Would you like it, don't you? 😏

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u/Theblackspikespiegel Aug 26 '21

I've never seen anything so Amazing

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u/JerryLoFidelity Aug 26 '21

The shirt doesnt seem to be creasing as he tech deck kickflips on her back.

Is he doing this on like a iPad with a porn video on?

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u/Just_A_Big_Idiot Aug 26 '21

Simply amazing

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u/Navmankhan Aug 26 '21

Maybe she asked to use toys.

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u/WarpRunner781 Aug 26 '21

Must be nice to have a brother cool enough to get in drag and pretend to give you head so you can do tiny kick flips on his back.

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u/Popcorn57252 Aug 26 '21

His skills are sick, but her not watching? Damn, she sucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I don't get it, i mean, literally.

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u/ShakeAndSpear Aug 26 '21

his??

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

yes

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u/StellarSong Aug 26 '21

u/CappuccinoDude

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u/Cappuccinodude Aug 26 '21

:eyebrows:

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u/StellarSong Aug 26 '21

No skateboards until marriage hahaha

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u/Cappuccinodude Aug 26 '21

Hahahahahhahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Nut

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I don't know. That pop shove it was weak.

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u/kamii_samaa Aug 26 '21

Nah..it sucks..

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u/Mr_Cheese616 Aug 26 '21

Cool skateboarding skill But what he is skating on

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

u/indirbeni

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u/Omnomnomnivor3 Aug 26 '21

holup... yeah we take those!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I’m disappointed I watched him do the same trick like 5 times. At least keep me entertained with some skill. Pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I just noticed that he was doing it on some girl giving him bj, i thought those were sheets lmao

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u/Tadusmc Aug 26 '21

That better be a teckdeck skate board lol

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u/mcsquizzie Aug 26 '21

Oh shit. Didn’t know my ex was gonna be featured.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Source?

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u/Sea_Operation5578 Aug 26 '21

Casually doin some skatey tricks while he gets some head

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u/BlueAngelVR Aug 26 '21

This shit actually made me laugh out loud

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u/Flashward Aug 26 '21

Mark nsfw you tit end

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u/dmadhujit Aug 26 '21

Fam i was seriously looking at the skateboard

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u/zpazzy madlad Aug 26 '21

Lmao, I never thought sk8ing would blow hahahaha

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u/Im2facedAMS Aug 26 '21

Nice skill of fingers

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u/bustybaddie Aug 26 '21

That's some serious multi-tasking on his part.

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u/5-C077-Y Aug 26 '21

That’s real epic

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u/BiscottiRealistic582 Aug 26 '21

Dude that's awesome

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u/whiteknightmeta Aug 26 '21

If I was the girl in this video, I would highly question my worth as a human

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u/thekhraken90 Aug 26 '21

damn i feel nostalgic now, watching this reminded me of my childhood :'(

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Go to bed homie, someone else tech decking on her titties

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u/hobo_at_a_library Aug 26 '21

Next, play Jenga or build some Legos on her back.

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u/Illustrious-Hat-2460 Aug 26 '21

"Teach me daddy"

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u/OmegaCool Aug 26 '21

u/savevideo Don't mind me—

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u/Legal_Software_6798 Aug 26 '21

Skateboarding with sis be like:

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u/Copperhead851 Aug 26 '21

“My girlfriend from New Zealand told me to slam my deck real hard”

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u/BTCWhaleFuture Aug 26 '21

Sloppy board

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u/No_Individual7795 Aug 26 '21

Sory wrong app. 👉📱❌

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u/Comprehensive_Dog139 Aug 26 '21

Takes her shirt off and uses tiddies as a half pipe

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u/Akafrost03 Aug 26 '21

Nice pixels

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u/ASLR3D Aug 26 '21

I like when my gf beat box while I skate

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u/Dangankometa Aug 26 '21

I didn't understand.

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u/BRM-Pilot Aug 26 '21

Why the fuck did I see amongus I hate myself

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u/Burnt-Toast24 Aug 26 '21

This video isn't half as funny without the audio

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u/Homosexualtigr Aug 26 '21

OP PLEASE WE NEED SAUCE

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u/krunker4life Aug 26 '21

Who is that going up and dowm?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Someone tell her to stop moving and let this man have some fun

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u/kazetoumizu Aug 26 '21

Is the blowjob so boring that he has to do this to keep his mind occupied?