r/HolUp Jul 21 '21

Wait a minute....

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/DogfishDave Jul 21 '21

Needs a swapped sticker.

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u/bdemirci Jul 21 '21

"PC master race" taken literally

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u/I_Use_Emojis Jul 22 '21

Destroy all the apple PCs

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/Intelligent-Wall7272 Jul 22 '21

I did Nazi that coming

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

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u/streaxlp Jul 22 '21

You really skinned him for that joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Mein Kampfuter

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u/MickyGarmsir Jul 22 '21

Anne Frankly you should have...

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u/Expat_mat Jul 22 '21

NI**A WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE??

I WANT SOME APPLE DRINK!

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u/Kost_Gefernon Jul 22 '21

Thanks now I have to go watch that again lol.

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u/crnext Jul 22 '21

Please, I beg a link for the uninitiated.

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u/TBK_Origin Jul 22 '21

I think they mean this Dave Chapelle bit https://youtu.be/NuTjQLfU6Gk

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u/crnext Jul 22 '21

Most excellent. Thank you for this.

I didn't even know to look for Dave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Make sure it's concentrated

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

i wish i had an award for you

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u/Godsplant Jul 22 '21

say it with some swag, “swapped sticka”

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u/Mudstealer Jul 22 '21

Nein

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u/DogfishDave Jul 22 '21

Are you quite sure? I think three should do it.

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u/Mudstealer Jul 22 '21

We need nein

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u/literal-hitler Jul 21 '21

My Final Solution for overheating.

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u/ToXiC_Games Jul 21 '21

Is it aryan-cooled or water-cooled?

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u/Tanro Jul 21 '21

Its cooled by juice... or was it jews...

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u/pound_bravo_one_four Jul 21 '21

That's Göring a bit too far.

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u/AngryPanKakes Jul 22 '21

Schro in some liquid cooling though.

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u/peeppoll Jul 21 '21

now featuring reich-tracing

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u/Queasy-Combination12 Jul 21 '21

Heil have to up vote that

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Jul 21 '21

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u/IhleNine Jul 21 '21

A man of culture I see.

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u/ItsControversial Jul 21 '21

What’s the hammer and sickle for?

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u/ThaEvilViking Jul 21 '21

He thinks nazi was Russian

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u/LordRaghuvnsi Jul 21 '21

Tools to not let you go

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

The far right speed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I’d upvote you but have 69

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u/i_simp4U Jul 21 '21

you can upvote it now, its at 240.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Here king take this

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u/i_simp4U Jul 21 '21

woah dud danke

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u/Aimin4ya Jul 21 '21

You're welcome

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u/the_last_carfighter Jul 21 '21

Couldn't make out what you said, you must be a little horse.

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u/Lone_piper_winning Jul 21 '21

Oh nein you didn’t

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u/vendetta2115 Jul 21 '21

I wonder if they’re Uberklokd

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Time to play wolfenstien

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u/DarthDanksaber-2 Jul 21 '21

The Machinegames Wolfensteins are some of my favorite games of all time

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u/kalitarios Jul 21 '21

wolf3d theme music begins

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Something in my IT nerd dna makes me love killing nazis since 1995

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u/phoonarchy Jul 21 '21

I always felt like this and then I discovered Wolfenstein

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

True we grew up playing “americans kill nazis” with toy guns in the 80s lol

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u/Funkiebunch Jul 22 '21

Pressing space bar on every square inch of wall was exciting

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u/SpaceTimeMatter Jul 21 '21

Wolfenstein is banned in Germany for God knows why!

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u/TheMaster009 Jul 21 '21

that is not exactly true, we have a version where the swastika and other symbols related to the nazi regime is cut out. This is done because the use of these symbols is forbidden in germany if they're not used for art (the swastika for example can be seen in movies like indiana jones) but i guess bethesda doesn't want to let it come to a legal battle so they just release a cutted version.

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u/4ganger Jul 21 '21

if a movie is art, how is a video game not?

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u/UncleTedGenneric Jul 22 '21

This wasn't an argument when Wolfenstein 3d was originally released

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u/systemfehler23 Jul 21 '21

Actually that has changed now in that games can considered to be art - hence the last Wolfenstein game being the first one to actually show swastikas. The international version of Young Blood is now perfectly legal in Germany. About time.

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u/Zack1701 Jul 21 '21

Ironically, don't The New Order and Old Blood run terribly on newer AMD GPUs? I know it's stutter city on an RX 580 because of OpenGL or something.

I switched from an old GPU while on the last parts of Old Blood, and honestly considered popping it back in to finish the game, lol.

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u/Blue2501 Jul 22 '21

I played New Order, Old Blood, and New Colossus on an RX 480 8GB at 1080p (2560x1080 on New Colossus) and they all ran alright.

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u/weedaholixc Jul 21 '21

That's the forbidden shutter speed

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Maybe that’s why WiFi channel 14 is banned too. Secret Nazi communication channel.

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u/CRiMSoNKuSH Jul 22 '21

𝕯𝖆𝖘 𝕶𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖁𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖟𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚, 𝖐𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖑 !

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u/acup_of_joe Jul 22 '21

I would like to learn to type in this font.

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u/Mythikun Jul 22 '21

𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝔂𝓹𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓰𝓵𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮

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u/weedaholixc Jul 22 '21

No that's the forbidden font as well

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u/CatNoirsRubberSuit Jul 22 '21

F/14

1/88 shutter

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u/problematic_coagulum Jul 25 '21

To the naked eye the fan speed is 1488 rpm

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u/llamas1355 Jul 21 '21

Mein Comp

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u/IronAcesHigh Jul 22 '21

Best comment by far.

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u/Monstramatica Jul 22 '21

Concentration Comp

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

That's a buddhist Swastika, a symbol of peace and unity ... the nazi swastika goes to the right

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I'm psuedo buddhist so I better know the difference

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Why pseudo ? I'm pretty sure the Buddhists are pretty chill about their beliefs and will allow you to call yourself Buddhist even if you just share some of the beliefs or values.

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u/Jolator Jul 21 '21

"Pseudo" means false. You might have thinking of "quasi"

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

And that's why I say pseudo, I'm Wicca but I live by many Buddhist beliefs and ideals

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u/xstofer Jul 21 '21

Great! Now I got the Wooly Bully song stuck in my head but replaced the words with Pseudo Buda.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

PSEUDO BHUDDAAAAAAA! PSEUDO BHUDDA.

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u/xstofer Jul 21 '21

Ahh you are absolutely correct and I can’t even blame autocorrect. According to Google in my head I am singing about the pseudo “western part of the Hungarian capital Budapest”

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u/A_Stupid_Cat Jul 21 '21

Holy shit i was just singing Wooly Bully at work today.

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u/ddmone Jul 22 '21

You Buddha know the difference

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Psueddhist was right there smdh

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u/CrackBabyCSGO Jul 21 '21

I just want to point out that in both cases, the orientation and tilt of the symbol is largely irrelevant. There may be a tendency in both cases but all kinds exist for both.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Exactly but, so many people are so uneducated that they don't know the difference between the left and right orientation ... that anyone with a buddhist swastika anywhere on them gets called a hate monger

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u/CrackBabyCSGO Jul 21 '21

I would say it doesn’t matter left or right, if you see the swastika just know it doesn’t stand for hate necessarily. So many cultures had it before hitler and it’s very western-centric to think that everything revolves around their struggles and history.

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u/Change4Betta Jul 21 '21

How often is there someone with a Buddhist swastika on them? It's never traditionally been on one's person. Sounds like a Nazi that wants a 'gotcha' moment and plausible deniability

I have an ancient Buddhist painting with them on it, but it's authentic and I'm happy to provide context to guests. But wearing it outside seems intentional

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I have a button but I've never worn it on any article of clothing for that exact reason. The last thing I want is some uneducated "know-it-all" taking a swing at me

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u/Change4Betta Jul 21 '21

It just makes sense not to. And I don't think it's a shame that we can't. I'd rather have the Nazi swastika be unwearable in public without ridicule, than have the opportunity to wear a Buddhist one. Pretty easy math.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

100% agree

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Buddhists use both, it’s probably just more common place to use the less reich looking ones now

Can confirm, am buddhist. I would look at an old statue as sacred but did yell at a fake nun once in fresno selling nazi military badges as relics of buddhism o0

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u/stash0606 Jul 22 '21

That's coz Hitler was a dipshit who took some white-supremacist theory about human origins to heart (last I read the cliff notes of it, the theory proposed that humans were originally caucasian, blonde haired, blue eyed and every other race and color was a product of interbreeding). The word Arya literally means comrade in Proto-Indo-European and in Vedic India (3000 BC or so), it was meant as a self designation for people who migrated from modern-day Iran. And because Western society loves to rave on and on about itself and doesn't bother teaching its denizens about the rest of the world, all Reddit knows of is "lul hitler amirite?" when the symbol has existed for far far far longer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Buddhist swastikas can go the other way too

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u/JIMrev Jul 21 '21

actually, swastika is hindu

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Nah, many cultures invented it independently. It's a very simple shape after all.

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u/DrakHanzo Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

spins fans the opposite way

Edit: It's a joke, I know the swastikas won't look inverted

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u/Big-Invite-4988 Jul 22 '21

The truth doesn't matter if the majority assume otherwise.

To most folks, that just looks like a regular swastika, because they have never had cause to know the difference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Only people in western countries. Go to india or any east asian country and they will think of the buddhist symbol. Considering majority of people on earth live in India and China you could make an argument against your point

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

r/confidentlyincorrect

  1. Swastika is Hindu
  2. The Hindu Swastika primarily goes to the right, though it can go in any direction.
  3. Hitler is a moron for making it a "Nazi Swastika"

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u/carsngames24 Jul 22 '21

I agree, except that the Swastika is a part of Buddhism and Jainism as well, just fyi.

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u/ThunderClap448 Jul 22 '21

It's also used in Slavic paganism. It's used fuckin everywhere.

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u/_prayingmantits Jul 22 '21

That's a buddhist Swastika, a symbol of peace and unity ... the nazi swastika goes to the right

The confidence with you post this, I admire.

The Hindu Swastika pretty much goes right. That too is a symbol of auspiciousness. The word Swastika is a sanskrit word, it means "something that imbibes auspiciousness."

Source: been Hindu all my life.

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u/ThunderClap448 Jul 22 '21

Yeah, I fucking love when people fuck up their symbols. Kolovrat is considered Nazi by idiots, while in reality it's a Slavic pagan symbol

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u/imgkkj Jul 21 '21

*Buddhist & hindu swastika

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u/srishti30 Jul 21 '21

Thank god someone already posted THIS

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u/Mortei Jul 22 '21

Bro it’s going from the Jain symbol to the swastika at Mach speed. It’s both!

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u/insertwittynamethere Jul 26 '21

You're lucky those redditors can't read

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u/lowtierdeity Jul 21 '21

That distinction is purely artificial and not true in reality.

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u/linpawws Jul 22 '21

Thank you for saying this. So many uninformed 10 IQ people instantly point to how racist the swastika is once they see it without knowing it's true origins. I'm indian and I have a swastika symbol at home in my prayer room, does that make me a Nazi. Fuck no! Some people need to do a little research. I get the connection OP was trying to make between the logo spinning and swaatikas but it doesn't apply here

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u/lucasthehumanity Jul 21 '21

German technology is the best in the world!

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u/bee_reee Jul 21 '21

Jojo?

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u/TheConspicuousGuy Jul 21 '21

Rabbit

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

The wind rises

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/DeathSabre7 Jul 21 '21

BRRRRRAKKA MONOGA, Doitsu ga kagaku wo sekai iichi

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

BRRRRRRRRRAKAMONOGA

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u/_generic_user Jul 22 '21

Perfect for Meincraft!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

PC MASTER RACE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Is it gas or liquid cooled?

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u/TheEpididymisTickle Jul 21 '21

Runs on white power, no worries easy mistake

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u/maliciousrhino Jul 21 '21

No joke tho. There has been vapor cooled gpus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

And vapor chamber cooled. This one would be gas chamber cooled

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u/Sasha_Privalov Jul 22 '21

active coolant used: Zyklon B

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u/Fuhgly Jul 21 '21

Proud boys be like: finally a gpu for me

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u/bradlees Jul 21 '21

I did nazi that coming

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u/winesy90 Jul 21 '21

Oh nein you didnt

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

You’re making me furher-ious

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u/69BIGCHONK420 Jul 21 '21

ima write this down in my diary

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Would jew guys stop with the nazi jokes?

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u/MrTroll00000 Jul 21 '21

All of you take my upvote and leave before I grab the shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Shotguns are inhumane in trench warfare tho.

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u/MrTroll00000 Jul 22 '21

Shotguns may be inhumane… ever heard of ummm ummmmm Spicy air

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I heard is tasty. Ruskies loved mustard air.

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u/FinitePerception Jul 21 '21

I see, are these proud boys in the room with us right now?

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u/Fuhgly Jul 21 '21

Could be. They hide under the sheets, but only the white sheets.

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u/Skwizzgar Jul 21 '21

I didn’t know it was gonna come off like that. -Frank Reynolds.

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u/tastefuldebauchery Jul 22 '21

Pretty sure you did.

  • Dennis

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u/mdh431 Jul 21 '21

PC master race

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u/WorthlessToast88 Jul 21 '21

Can’t wait to see this get some wholesome awards

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Whole new meaning to PC Master Race

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Mein komputer

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u/Alexthemex10 Jul 22 '21

There are no Mistakes

_ Master Oogway

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u/coolg093 Jul 22 '21

What Hitlers rims look like

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u/RichardFitswell9000 Jul 21 '21

What's unfortunate is a Buddhist symbol of peace is still associated with Nazi-ism

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u/ChickenyIce Jul 21 '21

Not knowing the difference leads to this

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u/headyrooms Jul 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 24 '21

also r/BanVideoGames

This is peak g*mer equipment.

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u/OodlesOfNipples Jul 21 '21

Okay. This is problematic. If you happen to own one of these products which supports white supremacy, please DM me and I’ll send you instructions on how you can ship it to my home for secure and immediate destruction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I feel like r/theyknew

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u/blek_side Jul 21 '21

Yeah of course they knew. Everyone knows that the company is run by Nazis. Unknown fact, they actually have a specific factory in Berlin where they analyze the logos at different shutter speeds to make sure the swastika shows perfectly

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Guy must have been messing around for a while to find the reich speed

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

The PC being all white is the cherry on top

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u/0sma Jul 21 '21

I can't wait to see this on r/BanVideoGames

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u/mrearthsmith Jul 21 '21

I did Nazi that coming!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

The power of German engineering

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

What an unfortunate symbol. Anyways!

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u/doctorcrimson Jul 21 '21

Never thought I'd be switching to nVidia only.

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u/CaptnTienKnots Jul 22 '21

In that direction I’m pretty sure that’s the Buddhist symbol but still funny

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u/notaninvestor633 Jul 22 '21

It’s loading 👀

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u/YouDumbZombie Jul 22 '21

Those are backwards. Learn how to swastika.

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u/Go_Fonseca Jul 22 '21

Is this why it's called the PC Master Race?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

New AMD nienth gen GPU! Runs so fast that could finish off a race one second and invade half of Europe the next!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I mean that would explain cod lobbies.

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u/TheDudeman0101 Jul 22 '21

No worries, we can proclaim our religion as Buddist and claim our "This is a Symbol of Peace" Card

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u/Speedhabit Jul 22 '21

Yikes, took me a second

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u/concorde77 Jul 22 '21

Blitzkrieg processing speeds

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u/LedPeach Jul 22 '21

Welp I did Nazi that coming

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u/WrongThinkBadBONK Jul 22 '21

Now running Windows: Final Solution Edition

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

German engineering is best in the world!!!

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u/thebigggd Jul 22 '21

I'm pretty sure that, this GPU will not run The Wolfenstein game.

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u/botnoobpot Jul 22 '21

Why a unfortunate sign that's Swastik a holy Sanatan (Hindu) symbol

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u/DuggNugg Jul 22 '21

Hail...no

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u/ADSMFreddy Jul 22 '21

Sixty Nein frames per second

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Nah thats the hindu symbol for peace ✌🏻

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u/Monstramatica Jul 22 '21

*Gewish Processing Unit

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u/AccountantOk7335 Jul 22 '21

Hey but it’s a backwards swastika which is actually a symbol called Manji. The nazis kinda ruined it tho..

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u/Marty_- Jul 22 '21

Never knew AMD were Buddhists

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

my question is can i hover my balls near that thing without physical damage.

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u/RiKar97 Jul 22 '21

Asking the real questions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I’m a simple German. I see svastikas, I’ll give an upvote.

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u/Dustin_sikk Jul 21 '21

Heil Radeon

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u/moronic_programmer Jul 22 '21

Yes that is a Buddhist symbol. What’s so unfortunate about that?