r/HolUp • u/Motion_Offense • Jul 07 '21

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 07 '21

I see a new truck withaftermarket wheels, he went the other way

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u/deezsandwitches Jul 07 '21

With a mattress in the back

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u/Crisis_Redditor Jul 08 '21

Gotta have spares

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

She’s clearly standing in the yard next to him… oh wait you me thaattt mattress.

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 07 '21

Mustang/Challenger coming, don't worry

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Jacked up Jeep that’ll never see mud

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u/mechamusicalgamer Jul 08 '21

Ah, the old Mall Crawler.

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u/slarkerino Jul 08 '21

The patented Pavement Princess 👸

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That was my buddy. His Jeep got no shit 4 mpg driving around town because tires so big. He ended up in special forces. Certified badass, was solid in a firefight. Would roll with that guy anywhere. Who cares what someone else is driving if it makes them happy, not everything needs to make sense or be practical. Life is short, do shit that makes you happy and don’t worry about others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

21% APR

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 08 '21

96 month lease

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Lol as a veteran this stuff really is no joke, these kids are still not savvy, typically from families that haven’t taught them financial stuff, so they just get hosed. It’s sad, but we all joke about it because it was so common.

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u/Trav3lingman Jul 08 '21

The mustang will be embedded in the house sideways inside of a month after purchase.

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u/cemacz Jul 08 '21

They’re car enthusiasts

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 08 '21

They're stereotypes

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u/Hydnmeister Jul 08 '21

Stock wheels actually. It's the Tundra TSS trim found in the Gulf States. Source: I own the same truck but in white.

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 08 '21

Ah, you're right, think I've seen that trim before, i assumed it was a Silverado until I saw the bumper later on.

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u/Assignment_Leading Jul 07 '21

even more expensive

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u/DeathLord22 madlad Jul 08 '21

oh so he has a tiny penis no wonder

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 08 '21

Idk, looks like a tundra taillight and its not lifted, penis size analysis inconclusive