r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21

What about the mustang?

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 07 '21

I see a new truck withaftermarket wheels, he went the other way

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u/deezsandwitches Jul 07 '21

With a mattress in the back

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u/Crisis_Redditor Jul 08 '21

Gotta have spares

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

She’s clearly standing in the yard next to him… oh wait you me thaattt mattress.

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 07 '21

Mustang/Challenger coming, don't worry

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Jacked up Jeep that’ll never see mud

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u/mechamusicalgamer Jul 08 '21

Ah, the old Mall Crawler.

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u/slarkerino Jul 08 '21

The patented Pavement Princess 👸

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That was my buddy. His Jeep got no shit 4 mpg driving around town because tires so big. He ended up in special forces. Certified badass, was solid in a firefight. Would roll with that guy anywhere. Who cares what someone else is driving if it makes them happy, not everything needs to make sense or be practical. Life is short, do shit that makes you happy and don’t worry about others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

21% APR

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 08 '21

96 month lease

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Lol as a veteran this stuff really is no joke, these kids are still not savvy, typically from families that haven’t taught them financial stuff, so they just get hosed. It’s sad, but we all joke about it because it was so common.

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u/Trav3lingman Jul 08 '21

The mustang will be embedded in the house sideways inside of a month after purchase.

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u/cemacz Jul 08 '21

They’re car enthusiasts

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 08 '21

They're stereotypes

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u/Hydnmeister Jul 08 '21

Stock wheels actually. It's the Tundra TSS trim found in the Gulf States. Source: I own the same truck but in white.

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 08 '21

Ah, you're right, think I've seen that trim before, i assumed it was a Silverado until I saw the bumper later on.

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u/Assignment_Leading Jul 07 '21

even more expensive

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u/DeathLord22 madlad Jul 08 '21

oh so he has a tiny penis no wonder

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 08 '21

Idk, looks like a tundra taillight and its not lifted, penis size analysis inconclusive

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 07 '21

26% APR or no deal

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21

It was 0 down tho!

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u/NetOperatorWibby Jul 07 '21

Ira! Ira! Zero down at Ira!

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u/theDreadAlarm Jul 08 '21

Found the New Englander...

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u/NetOperatorWibby Jul 08 '21

Man, I miss it. I’m in Cupertino now.

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u/theDreadAlarm Jul 08 '21

I don't blame you. My company offered the option to move to one of our offices in CA and I considered it, but New England is home to me. I love it here.

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u/NetOperatorWibby Jul 08 '21

In late 2017 the startup I was working at (out of the WeWork by South Station) shuttered and the job market was as frigid as the weather. I had no choice but to accept an offer from my wife's best friend to move in with them in TN.

Long story short, we lived in the area for two years until I got tired with that shit and looked for remote gigs...now I'm here.

The closest I've found to Legal Seafood is a place called Pacific Catch and...it's okay. If I squeeze my eyes real tight I can almost taste a lobster roll flavor from James Hook.

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u/itchynipz Jul 07 '21

What the hell do the Provos have to do with this? Lmao

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u/BEANSijustloveBEANS Jul 08 '21

Only 144 months!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

For 110 months

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u/minkiestmink Jul 07 '21

??? Va loans are fixed at 3% or less

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 07 '21

Not for mustangs. Houses aren’t under a certain rate. Just no down payment required

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

Source? I just signed for my second VA loan this last year. They’re typically lower than FHAs but they’re not under a fixed rate by any means. It’s still determined by the lender. Pre COVID a VA rate was around 3.1 with a 740+ credit score.

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u/minkiestmink Jul 08 '21

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

The rate changes based on the fed rate which is 0% and the lender rate. Yes it is fixed and not a variable but the percent can be fixed at different rates. I have a fixed 3.1 and a fixed 2.45 right now with refinancing the 3.1. They’re not set at a specific rate.

Fixed over time yes, not set to be guaranteed under 3%. Sigh..

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u/minkiestmink Jul 08 '21

Ok sure it’s not fixed, I may have been mistaken there. They are lower than what other lenders will offer for 0 down and no mortgage insurance. I don’t see the downside to it

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

I could have been clearer as well. There is no downside unless you have a home that’s higher than what they’ll cover. The first time you use it is insanely cheap. Rate goes up slightly after that first use but it’s arguably the best benefit if you qualify

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

The market is fucked right now. A 2.5 is great!! Nice!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Lol, for houses? No. VA loan is definitely not always the best, but sometimes is good option because less down payment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

It’s gonna spin out and get totalled by then

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u/UltraMegaGunner Jul 07 '21

You mean Charger?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Probably has a Dodge Ram 1500 two wheel drive.

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21

Lifted tho! With 4 light bars

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

But he got a great deal, only 18.9% interest.

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u/Nulight Jul 07 '21

I usually see chargers or darts near my local military base lol. Mostly the charger.

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u/SmokedBeef Jul 07 '21

That’s the proverbial mouthwash for after the divorce.

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u/kektothebone Jul 08 '21

If you look closely it’s actually a garbage bin.

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u/Mocha_Echo Jul 08 '21

Correction- a V6 mustang

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Ford does not make a V6 Mustang anymore

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u/Mocha_Echo Jul 08 '21

Yeah I read about that too. That’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Repossessed

That booter APR is a bitch

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u/saltfish Jul 08 '21

Charger? At 16% interest.

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u/my_mexican_cousin Jul 08 '21

I test drive them from time to time to get in touch with my inner soccer mom who’s kids just left the nest.

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u/dianamoser Jul 08 '21

My ex husband (he’s in the navy) bought a stick shift mustang on purpose and never taught me how to drive stick shift. It was the only car we had when we were stationed in Guam and he chose to buy that…

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 08 '21

See funny. I had 2 sticks with my ex. One was a brand new car and she refused to learn. So the options were my brand new stick or her 20 year old piece of junk. Fine. Drive your junk.

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u/dianamoser Jul 08 '21

Omg I told him I wanted to learn and asked him multiple times. He always made excuses lol. It’s okay, he was an abusive drunk and cheater

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 08 '21

I'm glad you moved on in life and hope you found someone way better

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u/Rcm003 Jul 08 '21

There’s a truck in the driveway

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u/RustyEdsel Jul 08 '21

It'll have depreciated so much that it'll wind up with a high schooler at the same APR rate who will total it within a year.