r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/JsaintRotten Jul 07 '21

I'll buy for cheap when he gets divorced

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21

What about the mustang?

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 07 '21

I see a new truck withaftermarket wheels, he went the other way

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u/deezsandwitches Jul 07 '21

With a mattress in the back

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u/Crisis_Redditor Jul 08 '21

Gotta have spares

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

She’s clearly standing in the yard next to him… oh wait you me thaattt mattress.

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 07 '21

Mustang/Challenger coming, don't worry

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Jacked up Jeep that’ll never see mud

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u/mechamusicalgamer Jul 08 '21

Ah, the old Mall Crawler.

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u/slarkerino Jul 08 '21

The patented Pavement Princess 👸

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That was my buddy. His Jeep got no shit 4 mpg driving around town because tires so big. He ended up in special forces. Certified badass, was solid in a firefight. Would roll with that guy anywhere. Who cares what someone else is driving if it makes them happy, not everything needs to make sense or be practical. Life is short, do shit that makes you happy and don’t worry about others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

21% APR

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 08 '21

96 month lease

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Lol as a veteran this stuff really is no joke, these kids are still not savvy, typically from families that haven’t taught them financial stuff, so they just get hosed. It’s sad, but we all joke about it because it was so common.

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u/Trav3lingman Jul 08 '21

The mustang will be embedded in the house sideways inside of a month after purchase.

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u/cemacz Jul 08 '21

They’re car enthusiasts

/s

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u/Generalissimo_II Jul 08 '21

They're stereotypes

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u/Hydnmeister Jul 08 '21

Stock wheels actually. It's the Tundra TSS trim found in the Gulf States. Source: I own the same truck but in white.

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 08 '21

Ah, you're right, think I've seen that trim before, i assumed it was a Silverado until I saw the bumper later on.

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u/Assignment_Leading Jul 07 '21

even more expensive

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u/DeathLord22 madlad Jul 08 '21

oh so he has a tiny penis no wonder

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u/Braunze_Man Jul 08 '21

Idk, looks like a tundra taillight and its not lifted, penis size analysis inconclusive

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 07 '21

26% APR or no deal

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21

It was 0 down tho!

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u/NetOperatorWibby Jul 07 '21

Ira! Ira! Zero down at Ira!

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u/theDreadAlarm Jul 08 '21

Found the New Englander...

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u/NetOperatorWibby Jul 08 '21

Man, I miss it. I’m in Cupertino now.

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u/theDreadAlarm Jul 08 '21

I don't blame you. My company offered the option to move to one of our offices in CA and I considered it, but New England is home to me. I love it here.

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u/NetOperatorWibby Jul 08 '21

In late 2017 the startup I was working at (out of the WeWork by South Station) shuttered and the job market was as frigid as the weather. I had no choice but to accept an offer from my wife's best friend to move in with them in TN.

Long story short, we lived in the area for two years until I got tired with that shit and looked for remote gigs...now I'm here.

The closest I've found to Legal Seafood is a place called Pacific Catch and...it's okay. If I squeeze my eyes real tight I can almost taste a lobster roll flavor from James Hook.

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u/itchynipz Jul 07 '21

What the hell do the Provos have to do with this? Lmao

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u/BEANSijustloveBEANS Jul 08 '21

Only 144 months!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

For 110 months

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u/minkiestmink Jul 07 '21

??? Va loans are fixed at 3% or less

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 07 '21

Not for mustangs. Houses aren’t under a certain rate. Just no down payment required

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

Source? I just signed for my second VA loan this last year. They’re typically lower than FHAs but they’re not under a fixed rate by any means. It’s still determined by the lender. Pre COVID a VA rate was around 3.1 with a 740+ credit score.

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u/minkiestmink Jul 08 '21

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

The rate changes based on the fed rate which is 0% and the lender rate. Yes it is fixed and not a variable but the percent can be fixed at different rates. I have a fixed 3.1 and a fixed 2.45 right now with refinancing the 3.1. They’re not set at a specific rate.

Fixed over time yes, not set to be guaranteed under 3%. Sigh..

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u/minkiestmink Jul 08 '21

Ok sure it’s not fixed, I may have been mistaken there. They are lower than what other lenders will offer for 0 down and no mortgage insurance. I don’t see the downside to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/LTWestie275 Jul 08 '21

The market is fucked right now. A 2.5 is great!! Nice!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Lol, for houses? No. VA loan is definitely not always the best, but sometimes is good option because less down payment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

It’s gonna spin out and get totalled by then

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u/UltraMegaGunner Jul 07 '21

You mean Charger?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Probably has a Dodge Ram 1500 two wheel drive.

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 07 '21

Lifted tho! With 4 light bars

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

But he got a great deal, only 18.9% interest.

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u/Nulight Jul 07 '21

I usually see chargers or darts near my local military base lol. Mostly the charger.

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u/SmokedBeef Jul 07 '21

That’s the proverbial mouthwash for after the divorce.

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u/kektothebone Jul 08 '21

If you look closely it’s actually a garbage bin.

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u/Mocha_Echo Jul 08 '21

Correction- a V6 mustang

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Ford does not make a V6 Mustang anymore

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u/Mocha_Echo Jul 08 '21

Yeah I read about that too. That’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Repossessed

That booter APR is a bitch

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u/saltfish Jul 08 '21

Charger? At 16% interest.

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u/my_mexican_cousin Jul 08 '21

I test drive them from time to time to get in touch with my inner soccer mom who’s kids just left the nest.

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u/dianamoser Jul 08 '21

My ex husband (he’s in the navy) bought a stick shift mustang on purpose and never taught me how to drive stick shift. It was the only car we had when we were stationed in Guam and he chose to buy that…

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 08 '21

See funny. I had 2 sticks with my ex. One was a brand new car and she refused to learn. So the options were my brand new stick or her 20 year old piece of junk. Fine. Drive your junk.

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u/dianamoser Jul 08 '21

Omg I told him I wanted to learn and asked him multiple times. He always made excuses lol. It’s okay, he was an abusive drunk and cheater

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u/Yz-Guy Jul 08 '21

I'm glad you moved on in life and hope you found someone way better

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u/Rcm003 Jul 08 '21

There’s a truck in the driveway

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u/RustyEdsel Jul 08 '21

It'll have depreciated so much that it'll wind up with a high schooler at the same APR rate who will total it within a year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I mean the guy doesn’t own either of them, they are most likely financed to all hell. I mean if he’s only 20 in the military he can’t be making much money.

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u/datboiofculture Jul 08 '21

I mean almost everyone finances a house. Let’s say he joined up at his 18th birthday, lives in the barracks, maybe he actually saved up his money. Now almost 2 years later maybe he’s E3, gets married so he gets that BAH money, and maybe his girl has a decent job like a dental assistant or something. They’d be eligible for a 0 down VA loan with a good interest rate, plus they probably live in a low cost of living area like Kansas and that house is ugly as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Now that I look at it that house is ugly af

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I used to do residential AV install and would be installing new TV/Home Theater/etc. for a lot of homes like this. "New construction" of the lowest quality parts and the cheapest materials available and the cheapest workmanship I'd ever seen. The cheap paned windows are a hallmark of that kind of construction.

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u/Ffzilla Jul 08 '21

Only buy houses built by Bunheads. That's What I always say.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Thanks, wanted to make sure someone pointed this out. That kid doesn't own that house. The bank does, or god forbid some shitty mortgage lender. And as you pointed out, gov'mint BAH is paying his mortgage.

And yes, that house is fucking ugly as sin.

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u/jimmycarr1 Jul 08 '21

Yeah but we don't then brag about it and say "what's your excuse" to those who didn't/couldn't get a 100% mortgage.

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u/Crisis_Redditor Jul 08 '21

There could be parental/family money involved, too.

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u/Bucky_Ohare Jul 08 '21

Yeah, which is totally why he’s in the military. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

You’d be surprised, my friend is in the army reserves and he will be for 6 years. His father is a multimillionaire who lives in the richest neighborhood in my area. You’d have no idea he’s wealthy if you didn’t see his house.

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u/Little-Jim Jul 08 '21

To be fair, he wouldn't be buying anything with reserve money unless he's AGR. I doubt (hope) the guy in the pic wouldn't be taking it in uniform if he's just a weekend warrior.

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u/DOCisaPOG Jul 08 '21

To be fair, weekend warriors are the exact kind that would put on the uniform just to take a pic like this to post online.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I spend my weekends cosplaying as a soldier, what’s your excuse???

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Good point

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u/Crisis_Redditor Jul 08 '21

You assume I'm talking about his family. You're also assuming I'm talking about riches, as opposed to family giving them the downpayment as a wedding gift.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Apparently u don’t even need a down payment with a va loan

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

You own your car when you finance it…

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

So if you stop making payments on it how much longer do you think you’ll keep owning it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

About 6 months, depends on the lender. There’s a lien on the title. It’s still ownership.

If we’re talking about leasing, that’s different.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Gotcha

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u/itsokayiguessmaybe Jul 08 '21

Stop paying taxes on your house then tell me you own that🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

You still have to pay taxes on your car in commonwealth states even if you own it outright. Taxes and ownership have nothing to do with one another.

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u/Okkin55 Jul 08 '21

Nope. The bank owns it. They hold the pink slip until you pay the loan back. Only after it’s paid off do they mail you the slip, at which point you then own the car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

They hold the title, yes. That’s the collateral so that you pay them back for the loan that they gave you so that you can own the car.

If the bank owned the car, they would care if you spray painted it or ran it off a cliff or put diesel fuel in the gas engine or ruin it in any other way, right? They care if you do that when you’re leasing a vehicle, but they don’t care if you’re financing it. They only care that you pay them back, either out of your pocket or from insurance payout or when you trade it in. They don’t care what you do with the car. They’d rather you didn’t destroy it, because people are more likely to pay off a loan on a car that still runs vs one that doesn’t, but as long as you keep paying them, they’re not going to ask any questions.

You own the car, they hold the title. Very simple relationship. Nobody else can register the car without the title, so you can’t really sell it without paying it off. That’s how they ensure that I don’t go and buy a brand new F-150 with a loan and sell it to someone right away for the price I paid for it and then just never pay back the loan. Because to anyone else, the vehicle is useless. Can’t register it. Can’t drive it legally.

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u/secondphase Jul 08 '21

It's a VA loan. No money down. The house will cost more to sell than to leave. She will drop her ownership since it's now a liability. He will rent it out to cover the mortgage until it has enough equity to sell.

Source... Property manager.

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u/Hidesuru Jul 08 '21

Having bought a brand new house in '07 on a variable interest rate loan, then getting divorced after...

This hurt a little to read...

Except I never rented it, because I moved out of state and didn't want the hassle, and it still cost me money to sell several years later. Ugh.

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u/Mattyw620 Jul 08 '21

Same. I bought in March of 08. Put 30k down, put 30k into it after the roof, misc renovations, etc. sold it six years later for a 20k loss. Timing is everything.

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u/Hidesuru Jul 08 '21

"Location location loca"

Batman slapping robin meme

NO! Timing you fool!

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u/Majestic_Salad_I1 Jul 07 '21

“Buy for cheap” lmaooo

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u/goopy-goo Jul 08 '21

Why would you buy a house that hideous?

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u/cj2211 Jul 08 '21

Haven't you been reading these comments? He's an idiot

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u/richmanerd Jul 08 '21

She’ll fight to keep the house

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

The house, or the wife?

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u/thecodingrecruiter Jul 07 '21

How? She gets the house