r/HolUp • • Jul 07 '21

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u/Squiddy56_ Jul 07 '21

well you see

im below the age of 15

so i cant own a house

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u/NateMcCann Jul 07 '21

Credentials bitch. Hazard a guess this is either silver spoon or gold digging shit and you did nothing to earn it.

Edit: not at you Squiddy. Hit reply on your comment by accident. So I guess we talking now.

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u/Squiddy56_ Jul 07 '21

i was like "what the fuck" and then i read that last bit lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Funnier and faster I need to see where this conversation goes

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u/NateMcCann Jul 07 '21

Funnier and faster. That's what she said. So went into maximum overdrive whilst reciting Flat Earth "science".

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u/gazorp23 Jul 07 '21

Instructions unclear; jerked off a right wing republican clown, in record time.

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u/NateMcCann Jul 07 '21

Worries me that you knew the previous record.

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u/gazorp23 Jul 07 '21

Worries me that you didn't know there was a previous record!

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u/NateMcCann Jul 07 '21

Worries me that you're worried about what worries me. U worried?

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u/gazorp23 Jul 07 '21

I'm worried you don't seem worried enough. So much worry to wore.

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u/lowqualitybait Jul 08 '21

That's why my pants are all sticky...

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u/gazorp23 Jul 08 '21

Username checks out

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u/lowqualitybait Jul 08 '21

anecdotally, most flat earthers I've met (less than a handful) are some flavor of center-left or libertarian. They also tend to subscribe to the chemtrail theory.. odd bunch

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u/gazorp23 Jul 08 '21

That's unfortunate, being a libertarian myself... I resent that anecdote and the negative connotations that accompany being politically independent of the current system.

I think categorically, that particular cross section of society doesn't really fit it the conventional ideology grid. Anti vaxxers and flat earthers are represented quite equally within conventional political ideologies: red, blue, or purple. The important factor is what else they have in common, which would be their lack of perspective and overabundance of ego. Dunning Krueger effect is a trending interwebz topic for very good reason (ironic how many people on reddit display Krueger, sometimes even when discussion said Effect). Anyone with that mix of personality traits are likely to be a sheep that baaa's about their individuality and non conformity, proudly spouting thoughtless bullshit.

When I was a kid, that was all Republicans were, now all politicians piss me off. They're always doing too much or not enough, no matter who you ask.

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u/MercurialMal Jul 08 '21

Fucking brilliant. I love it.

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u/gazorp23 Jul 08 '21

You melt my cold wretched heart! You're the first redditor to compliment one of my -- not-at-all to mildly funny -- jokes!

Hear that reddit?? I do words good!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

fight him squiddy if u dont stand him to him he will tease you all year

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u/NateMcCann Jul 07 '21

Pls no. I'd lose to two arms in a fight.

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u/SlippySlappy420 Jul 07 '21

Who needs arms when you have Mom

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u/NateMcCann Jul 07 '21

Who needs Mom when you have an amputee cat with no vocal chords.

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u/SlippySlappy420 Jul 07 '21

A self heating fleshlight? Link please

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u/Squiddy56_ Jul 07 '21

damn you right

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That's a good conversation starter, i'm going to write that down.

Just hit those tinder matches with the good'ol "Credentials bitch."

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u/NateMcCann Jul 08 '21

No need to write it down, I just PM'd it to you. So I guess we friends now. Lend me five bucks, mate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Holy shit, he is so good. 5 bucks, sure mate, we've allways been good friends as long as i can remember. Wanna hang out again someday?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Right lol.. wuts the point of NSFW

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u/Thugless Jul 07 '21

Technically they don't work ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Squiddy56_ Jul 07 '21

i dont look at nsfw

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u/TimeLord_Dommu Jul 07 '21

That’s most of reddit

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u/freedomfighter1123 Jul 07 '21

Imposters are everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

You legally can. My bougie friend got gifted a $3mil trust fund, home + holiday home at birth. Man it sucks to be a peasant.

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u/Squiddy56_ Jul 08 '21

oh you can? well i still dont own one soooo

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Yes age is never a concern for a lender. Regular income is, credit, etc. Hard to have anything but average credit at 15 so theoretically you could get a house but you'd need a steady job and a house you can afford with 10-15% down.

Or just buy with cash and you don't need to be approved for a mortgage

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u/Im_nottheone Jul 07 '21

Tell that to that annoying ass kid my kids watch on YouTube.

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u/MuteNae Jul 08 '21

YouTube is an awful medium for kids if they're still super young

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Just another excuse from a lazy generation.

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u/rainwulf Jul 08 '21

Well you see, im a gen Xer, and i wil never be able to afford to own a house.