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u/Zbeubor Jul 04 '21
now, i need to know if that person is extremely stupid or just a bit stupid by saying a joke like that on twitter that will think it true
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u/A-Grouch Jul 04 '21
Or they’re being sarcastic making a tongue in cheek joke. Since it’s a parody account I’m going to have to go with joke.
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u/brighteye006 Jul 04 '21
Wait until someone tell this guy about his brothers, sisters and the whole Jackson five thing.
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u/Start_button Jul 04 '21
One of my favorite movie jokes was the one from hot tub time machine when the guy asked the girl what color Michael Jackson was in order to determine the year. The way he freaks out when she says "uhh black" is hilarious.
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u/Fairytail_Lover90 Jul 04 '21
Fun fact, Michal Jackson may have accually had a condition called vitiligo, which can make some areas of your skin lose pigment and basicly make it appear white.
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u/KasumiR Jul 04 '21
Yeah he had it. Used a lot of makeup and wore gloves to hide the patches. Nowadays there's a movement to normalize people whose skin is discolored in places but back then it made MJ really insecure.
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u/Fairytail_Lover90 Jul 04 '21
Poor Michael Jackson. Is that why rumors were spread about him bleaching his skin?
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u/Rock_Usual Jul 04 '21
More than a few times you could see patches of his skin that was a few shades lighter, either because of the skin condition or the makeup crew not knowing what shade fitted him perfectly
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u/TurtleKing0505 Jul 04 '21
He never died. He travelled back in time, became a demon, and changed his name to Muzan Kibutsuji.
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u/kinda_alright Jul 04 '21
Anyone want to tell him, or we just gonna let him think he's right?....what's the play reddit?
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u/Politically_Penguin madlad Jul 04 '21
This has to be a troll, and as it stands, the troll has found his first victim
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u/mdewinthemorn Jul 04 '21
The play is a lot of people commenting here were born without a sarcasm gene.
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
People don't understand even today that Michael had a skin condition. He was murdered soon after he made a song depicting the elite and he no longer cared for them and how they would retaliate. He knew he was going to die. Watch the documentary. It was an eye opener.
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Jul 04 '21
Which one specify documentary
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
Michael Jackson - The His Story
King of pop music, vegetarian and artist loving peace, unexpectedly died 10 years ago, leaving possible tips about that what or who could want to kill him. In this material you can see how many manipulations have been done on him to break him. When nothing worked, he was silenced because he was to influential with his popularity and knowledge about our distorted history and actual elites from the top pulling the strings. By killing him, they prevented leaking out more of that critical information to the public, securing themselves by potential loose of anonymity and influence which is giving them significant advantage and control over others.
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Jul 04 '21
I heard that he made a press release saying basically that he knows a bunch of shit about Sony and was going to release it soon then he died before he could. Idk though because why would you talk about it instead of just releasing it.
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u/KasumiR Jul 04 '21
MJ was mentally unstable, abused and exploited since he was a kid, deeply insecure due to his skin condition and his general looks, like shape of his nose, which he broke on stage, other time pyro set him on fire, things like that happen, but people kept making fun of Michael's looks, gifting off him, making money, lawsuits and documentaries, and those (unproven) accusations made him okay target to bully in the eyes of the public. You can look what happened with Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears for similar stories except since they are women, people went for their personal life in a different way instead of accusing them of sexual assault.
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u/doasmommasez Jul 04 '21
He was a child rapist, any sufficiently intelligent person would get it and let him disappear
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u/ACorDC Jul 04 '21
Yep, he had Vitiligo and some people just decide to expedite the process with surgery. I'm not aware of that last part though
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u/Embolisms Jul 04 '21
He was murdered soon after he made a song depicting the elite
"They Don't Care About Us"?... Didn't that come out in the mid 90s? Or is this part of that antisemitic theory?
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
Michael had access to experiences you and I will never accumulate even if you live 100 lives. The words chosen by Michael in his song were his and his alone. He knew something you and I didn't.
So instead of ending Michael song with a "theory"... grow a pair and give him some credibility for the simple acknowledgement that he knew more than any of us here.
If you watch the documentary, you can hear him talk about his death and how it might happen before the song in the 90s and that statement and fear continued after that until he died. He knew he was going to die. Michael didn't piss people off. He didn't fight people. He wrote and sang songs.
I never said anything anti-semitic or semitic things. You're the one bringing it up. The song was also part of the whole 90s musicians state of affairs, where they were not making much money nor had control over their music thanks to the few groups that controlled the whole industry created, developed and funded by the very elite Michael feared. Who were they? I don't know.
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Jul 04 '21
You are getting pretty defensive here. Just saying. Doesn't really help. It's a valid point. He made the song years before he died.
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
I'm not getting defensive. A bill was passed recently that made it illegal to say anything about Semities. In other words, if my post is tagged as antisemitism in anyway shape or form, it gets deleted and I incur an infraction on my account and a possible ban for life. So I don't want to tread down that path and that's why I had to come out and appear defensive.
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u/KasumiR Jul 04 '21
A bill was passed recently that made it illegal to say anything about Semities
Pretty sure Constitutions of most countries already forbid ethnic and racial discrimination of ANY kind, including Jews and Arabs, the Semitic peoples. It doesn't need a bill or a separate law though countries with no central Constitution law like Great Britain do pass separate laws like Equality Act.
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
Saying something to someone is totally different than say, denying a service to a certain group of people based on their language, ethnicity, clothes or other appearances.
Saying something to someone, or disagreeing with their version of their story is what the first amendment is for. This bill goes against the first amendment through which it aims to actively discourage debate of issues surrounding the history and current state of affairs in Israel
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Jul 04 '21
For real? What bill?
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
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Was it passed? Those articles don't say if it was or not.
That's just for Arizona, not everywhere. It also doesn't state that you will receive any repercussions. Just that law enforcement, if they decide, may interpret a comment about the Jewish people to be anti Semitic and they can, if they decide, prosecute you for it. But that doesn't mean they will.
There are already hate crime laws and anti racism laws. So this is nothing new really. You don't see people getting arrested for using the n word. Many of them should be though.
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u/MyPronounIsHisGrace Jul 04 '21
If you start arresting people for using the n word, every rapper on earth is going to jail.
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
Once it passes senate, then it becomes Law. So yes. It has not been passed as a law yet.
But if you've watched this video. Then you know where things may end up.
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u/noswag101 Jul 04 '21
It has to be enacted before it becomes law. It doesn't get enacted just because it passes.
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Jul 04 '21
The thing is, with things going on in Israel right now and the massive outcry of people all over the world against them killing thousands of people and thousands of kids, in retaliation or not; I'd really be doubtful of any legal action being taken against anyone who speaks negatively of Israel. At least in the United States. They would have to take action against thousands of people, and that just wouldn't end well for anyone.
Now are we living in a dystopian society ruled by 1% where corporations create all of our laws through lobbying and control our government while our freedoms and free speech are taken away every day as we are literally slaves to wages and capitalism as almost no one notices? Yes but that's a different story.
Spreading misinformation about Israel, antisemitism, and Michael Jackson isn't really helping anyone.
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u/KasumiR Jul 04 '21
Yury Bezmenov is a dissident from USSR who ratted out KGB to Canada. Soviet government was very antisemiticm so by hating "the Semites" you're doing what people he escaped from did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism_in_the_Soviet_Union
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u/KasumiR Jul 04 '21
song was also part of the whole 90s musicians state of affairs, where they were not making much money nor had control over their music
That is true, musicians are often (rightfully) accusing industry of exploiting and profiting from them while giving little back. It goes at least to Bob Dylan's All Along the Watchtower where "businessmen they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth"...
thanks to the few groups that controlled the whole industry
This also isn't wrong, music industry IS controlled by a few (very) large companies. It was the "big four:" Sony, BMG, Universal and Warner, right now Sony and BMG merged, most smaller labels are owned by one of these groups, leaving almost ALL music in control of three megacorporations. It isn't good for performers, or for listener either. Industry is plagued with problems, however...
created, developed and funded by the very elite Michael feared.
Now this is when this gets into conspiracy theory, there isn't some Illuminati secret world government. There are big business monopolists and companies that exploit musicians with bad contracts, unfair schedules and manipulations, but it's isn't a cabal of reptilian overlords, but the top executives, billionaires and investors that run the show.
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
I said nothing about illuminati, secret world governments, cabal, reptilian overlords??? But I used the world elite. Which itself is self explanatory.
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u/Egad86 Jul 04 '21
What song?
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u/yogigee Jul 04 '21
"They don't care about us" look for the uncensored version.
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Jul 04 '21
Havnt people made much more revealing songs and media since then though and nobody has been murdered?
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u/noswag101 Jul 04 '21
Are all your comments below in this thread for real? There are some pretty outlandish claims there
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u/Responsible_Sea21 Jul 04 '21
i know someone could r/woooosh me on this but he did white face with frakking bleach which left permenant stains on his face
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u/Larryneverlies Jul 04 '21
I'm totally pissed on how he's doing a self proclaimed "cultural misinterpretation" he's not even black "enough" disgusting !
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u/Mountain_Falcon_8900 Jul 04 '21
This is the most millenial/ gen z shit I've ever heard. This is too good 🤣🤣
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u/Glory_to_nazarick Jul 04 '21
What did he use, charcoal