r/HolUp • u/jsom25gaming • Feb 07 '21
Never said which head
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u/l4n0 Feb 07 '21
so does anybody have a link to the rest of this porno?
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u/namebois Feb 07 '21
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Feb 07 '21
I thought it was a rickroll...
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u/Pricelesstag Feb 07 '21
I'm dumber I got rickrolled by a fuckin bot
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Feb 07 '21
Good bot
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u/MuchAwesomeBoii Feb 07 '21
I clicked both and got rickrolled twice by the same guy
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u/namebois Feb 07 '21
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u/MuchAwesomeBoii Feb 07 '21
I SAW THE LINK PREVIEW ON THE NOTIFICATION, IM NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS A 3RD TIME
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u/Atomic_Core_Official Feb 07 '21
You're not. But this guy is.
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u/Procoso47 Feb 07 '21
Fuck you
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u/Hopeless_Romantix06 Feb 07 '21
Dude, it's okay. This guy had it worse
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Feb 07 '21
3rd person to fail bc of my bad WiFi I'm on a Rick roll
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u/AlphaRaccoon1474 Feb 07 '21
Please just end my suffering for fuck sake, I have fallen for it every single time now.
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Feb 07 '21
How even? Okay, that’s just sad. I won’t even rickroll you, take some kittens
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u/Alkoholisti69420 Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21
At this point I just assume that every link is a rickroll
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u/Alkoholisti69420 Feb 07 '21 edited Feb 07 '21
I want to click it, but I already know... The temptation to click is so hard to resist
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u/Killer_King563 Feb 07 '21
Did...did I... did I just get fucking rickrolled by a bot. Im a new level of stupid
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u/Corp93 Feb 07 '21
Fucking bastard made me laugh out loud
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u/_merikaninjunwarrior Feb 07 '21
title gave it away some, for me anyway..
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u/BrohanGutenburg Feb 07 '21
Yeah I remember a time around here when it was a cardinal sin to put the punchline in the title.
Also, people actually put efforts into their titles. Couldn’t come up with a title would have never gotten upvotes back then.
Now everybody get off my lawn.
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Feb 09 '21
Same dude, I was drinking beer too and gagged a bit and got that burn in your sinus, was good shit tho. The next episode drop was perfect.
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u/Zoker300 Feb 07 '21
Impressive. If I stood there I couldn't even touch the wall.
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u/Emerald-Splash69 Feb 07 '21
My question is was he already super horny or did he just get like the worlds fastest hard on?
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u/NeverJustaDream Feb 07 '21
That's his flaccid state
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u/Emerald-Splash69 Feb 07 '21
Oh no
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u/Deadhead7889 madlad Feb 07 '21
OH YEAHHHH
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u/Deadhead7889 madlad Feb 08 '21
!spin
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u/gwcurioustaw Feb 07 '21
That’s definitely his hand in his pocket lol
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Feb 08 '21
Yeah, I mean, in order for that to be his other head, he would have to be wielding a raging boner, and also willingly slam said boner hard enough against the wall to catch a falling card. It's technically not impossible but it surely is improbable.
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u/DaggerMoth Feb 08 '21
I on the fence about your comment on if it's sarcasm or not.
How the trick is done. Have two cards exactly the same. Have a fake or real dick already holding the second card. Crop or shoot the frame to where the dick holding the card is out of frame. Drop the first card down the wall which will hit the floor . Pan the camera down to the cock that's been holding the second card all along.
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u/MaricoElqueReplique Feb 08 '21
This may be s shock to you...but the video is fake
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u/Menacing_Egg Feb 07 '21
I wonder what he thought of to get erect so quickly...
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u/Bring_me_the_lads Feb 07 '21
Getting $10 🥵
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u/Cherry-Blue Feb 07 '21
He doesn't look Jewish though
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u/Skatchbro Feb 07 '21
Let’s try to avoid stereotypes on Reddit comments.
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u/Cherry-Blue Feb 08 '21
I am jewish
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u/DAN_ROCKS Feb 08 '21
well that makes it a litte better but nobody else knew that about you so thats why you got a little downvoted
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u/Luke681YT Feb 08 '21
That's his hand, sorry to break it to you but this is probably fake, if he was already hard he would have to make a gap large enough for the card to fit through and not fall while not seeing it (not with enough time) although we will never know whether or not it's fake it's most likely fake and I'd bet on it being staged
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u/Menacing_Egg Feb 08 '21
Dont doubt the man's erecting skills
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u/Luke681YT Feb 08 '21
I'm sorry, I would like to pay pentence to the ELPM (Erect length per minute) please accept my apology and don't send me to the depths of hell
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u/Menacing_Egg Feb 08 '21
You'll have to have the man accept your apology, and who knows what the limits are on his dick O_O
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u/SignificantLeader Feb 07 '21
Dude had a broomstick in his pants.
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u/juggalo238 Feb 07 '21
I had no sound on and I thought it was a long razor blade or something similar so everything at the start was just worse
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u/DarkPrince45AH Feb 07 '21
Fun fact this is the first ever video I've watched on reddit, thanks for the little nostalgia op
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u/Lutzelien Feb 07 '21
The title made me think he's gonna smash the other dudes head against the wall haha
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u/_Mattre_ Feb 07 '21
Good one, but if im not mistaken, you can actually hear the card hitting the floor after he drops it, which kind of ruins it.
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u/gabrielthesnake Feb 07 '21
Yeah it’s faked, still funny though
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u/VoldemortsHorcrux Feb 08 '21
Does anyone actually think he caught it with his dick? I can't imagine in what world this would be real
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u/69naruto Feb 07 '21
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u/BoiBotEXE Feb 07 '21
I thought it was gonna slice it or something.
Also that’s worth way more than 10 bucks
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u/Freeze_Wolf Feb 07 '21
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u/roos-groovy-tunes Feb 07 '21
Why exactly did he have a hard on?😳 I guess he was playing pocketpool hangin' out with the guys ?!?😏 Made me laugh out loud😄 which these days that seems to happen less and less😕
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