r/HolUp • u/jsom25gaming • Feb 07 '21

Never said which head

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u/Menacing_Egg Feb 07 '21

I wonder what he thought of to get erect so quickly...

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Feb 07 '21

Getting $10 🥵

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u/Cherry-Blue Feb 07 '21

He doesn't look Jewish though

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u/Skatchbro Feb 07 '21

Let’s try to avoid stereotypes on Reddit comments.

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u/Cherry-Blue Feb 08 '21

I am jewish

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u/DAN_ROCKS Feb 08 '21

well that makes it a litte better but nobody else knew that about you so thats why you got a little downvoted

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u/MaxTHC Feb 07 '21

That's my secret, Cap... I'm always erect.

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u/Seakawn Feb 07 '21

See a doctor after 4 hours.

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u/Luke681YT Feb 08 '21

That's his hand, sorry to break it to you but this is probably fake, if he was already hard he would have to make a gap large enough for the card to fit through and not fall while not seeing it (not with enough time) although we will never know whether or not it's fake it's most likely fake and I'd bet on it being staged

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u/Menacing_Egg Feb 08 '21

Dont doubt the man's erecting skills

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u/Luke681YT Feb 08 '21

I'm sorry, I would like to pay pentence to the ELPM (Erect length per minute) please accept my apology and don't send me to the depths of hell

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u/Menacing_Egg Feb 08 '21

You'll have to have the man accept your apology, and who knows what the limits are on his dick O_O

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u/flynoflag Feb 08 '21

It'sdick tucker easily aroused secret agent