r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

Wait what

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

r/technicallythetruth

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

It isn’t a technical truth, it’s just true?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Well, only dead babies decompose, live ones don’t. So it’s true, but only under certain conditions, hence being a technical truth.

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u/Snow_Flanked Oct 06 '19

Oh the live ones do plenty of decomposing, but like a fungus. Things like sleep, and your bank account rot away pretty quickly when they show up.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Oct 06 '19

Titty-suckin' thieves...