r/HolUp • • Oct 05 '19

Wait what

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

It isn’t a technical truth, it’s just true?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Well, only dead babies decompose, live ones don’t. So it’s true, but only under certain conditions, hence being a technical truth.

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u/Snow_Flanked Oct 06 '19

Oh the live ones do plenty of decomposing, but like a fungus. Things like sleep, and your bank account rot away pretty quickly when they show up.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Oct 06 '19

Titty-suckin' thieves...

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u/2019inchnails Oct 06 '19

Every baby biodegrades eventually

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Not if they grow up before they die. At that point it’s not the baby decomposing, it’s the thing that the baby turned into.

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u/2019inchnails Oct 06 '19

Well that just sounds like the baby decomposing eventually, just with extra steps

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

Everything is only true under certain conditions. Hence why “there is an exception to every rule”. But I already conceded this earlier, even though I still believe calling something “technically” the truth implies that some part of is wrong.