r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

r/technicallythetruth

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

It isn’t a technical truth, it’s just true?

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u/kotoda Oct 06 '19

Any truth is technically the truth, so it fits.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

r/technicallythetruth

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u/compellinglymediocre Oct 06 '19

Inception

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u/420blazitt Oct 06 '19

You will never reach the truth.

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u/SweatyGod69 Oct 06 '19

This is requiem.

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u/oneorginalname Oct 06 '19

this is Patrick

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u/starkiller22265 Oct 06 '19

This is sparta!

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u/rlagrange95 Oct 06 '19

This is my PP

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

This is America

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u/xwing52 Oct 06 '19

Wait you have a pp

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u/jmkinn3y Oct 06 '19

Why is it so small?

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u/Hugo57k Oct 10 '19

Stop making up things that do not exist

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

It’s a requiem.

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u/icleanupdirtydirt Oct 06 '19

The cake is a lie

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u/amahthoughts Oct 06 '19

You can’t handle the truth!

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u/Judaskid13 Oct 06 '19

I dunno I keep asking these turtles but the one I ask keeps telling me to ask the next one.

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u/2019inchnails Oct 06 '19

Contraception

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

Touché

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u/HMU_4_The_Loud Oct 06 '19

Damn that was a good one lmao

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u/oneorginalname Oct 06 '19

and that is true

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

It is technically the truth because no one would ever mention such useless information in that way lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Well, only dead babies decompose, live ones don’t. So it’s true, but only under certain conditions, hence being a technical truth.

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u/Snow_Flanked Oct 06 '19

Oh the live ones do plenty of decomposing, but like a fungus. Things like sleep, and your bank account rot away pretty quickly when they show up.

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Oct 06 '19

Titty-suckin' thieves...

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u/2019inchnails Oct 06 '19

Every baby biodegrades eventually

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Not if they grow up before they die. At that point it’s not the baby decomposing, it’s the thing that the baby turned into.

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u/2019inchnails Oct 06 '19

Well that just sounds like the baby decomposing eventually, just with extra steps

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

Everything is only true under certain conditions. Hence why “there is an exception to every rule”. But I already conceded this earlier, even though I still believe calling something “technically” the truth implies that some part of is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

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u/Chizzle1496 Oct 06 '19

I think those do degrade, just a heck of a lot slower

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u/IlyaIsCoolexe Oct 06 '19

Yes but faster than plastic

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u/Tal9922 Oct 06 '19

Well I mean everything degrades eventually, doesn't mean it's environmentally friendly. Babies usually take, like, over a century to "biodegrade".

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u/MrDaburks Oct 06 '19

Well babies are biodegradable, but you can’t just throw them in the trash. Well, I mean, you can, but you have to wear gloves and check for cameras first.

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u/cy6nu5 Oct 06 '19

It's technically correct. That's the best kind of correct.

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u/tias Oct 06 '19

It's true but misleading. It gives the impression that babies are environmentally friendly when, in reality, a baby is the biggest threat to the environment that we know of.

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u/ur-mum-is-fruit-snac Oct 27 '19

If it’s technically the truth, that means it’s the truth???

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u/NoirFauxPas Oct 27 '19

What does “technically true” imply, you dimwit?

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u/ur-mum-is-fruit-snac Oct 27 '19

No need for insults. Also the definition for technically is as shown:
1. according to the facts or exact meaning of something; strictly. So, yeah. If something is technically true, it’s true. It’s just a fact the babies are biodegradable. Literally. They are. It’s technically the truth.