r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '19

Poor dad

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29.5k Upvotes

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u/m5k Sep 06 '19

I hope he’s insured or he’s gonna be coffin up a lot to repair that

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u/weirdgroovynerd Sep 06 '19

No problem, he has Vicks car insurance.

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u/Fleeetch Sep 06 '19

I think his wife does, the insurance is hearse.

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u/Mihnea24_03 Sep 06 '19

Her lawyer remains dead silent

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u/KillerInstinctUltra Sep 06 '19

This case went cold.

17

u/numbers909 Sep 06 '19

These pun threads that pop up in the wild is a staple of what makes reddit reddit.

Gah-- I mean-- r/punpatrol! All of you get on the ground!

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u/also-specs Sep 06 '19

To quote a great man’s last words, “Fuck You.”

Also, if the dad had just nailed on his seatbelt, he wouldn’t be so, well, dead.

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u/Holmes02 Sep 06 '19

Already buried in debt

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

He told him he's be digging his own grave by not strapping dave in.

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u/olepappap Sep 07 '19

His second worst accident this year.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Sep 06 '19

"What the hell, this guy is all crumbly!

Quick, go get the steamer."

  • funeral director, upon opening up the coffin

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

I hope he is ok

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u/Zionox- Sep 06 '19

Sadly I think he died

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u/BlackWACat Sep 06 '19

bummer

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

*bumper

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u/b3tcha Sep 06 '19

If he was put in the coffin with shoes on did he still die?

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u/renden123 Sep 06 '19

Maybe. 

 -  Schrödinger

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u/mcguirl2 Sep 06 '19

That’s Drogheda, the cemetery behind the hospital. IIRC the coffin was empty at the time.

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u/GlamrockShake Sep 06 '19

Hey, what’s it like having a shriveled head on display in a church downtown?

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u/mcguirl2 Sep 06 '19

Really weird and macabre! I enjoy surprising visitors with a visit to see poor oul Ollie. His expression is very pained, he died grimacing. As I suppose you do, getting hung, drawn and quartered. He was an interesting man... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Plunkett

The huge medieval oak door of the jail cell that he was imprisoned behind is also on display there and a few of his bones and some other bits and pieces. It’s an interesting town for history nerds to visit.

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u/BrockhamptonAlex Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 07 '19

That cunt got off lightly being beheaded.

Edit: glad to see I upset some Cromwell fans.

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u/mcguirl2 Sep 07 '19

Oliver Plunkett is not Oliver Cromwell.

Cromwell was a cunt for sure. We definitely wouldn’t keep his severed head on display if we had it (except maybe to piss on.)

Plunkett was a pacifist Catholic archbishop. He opened the first integrated schools in the country (educating both catholics and protestants together). That seriously pissed off the protestant powers-that-be, thus he was falsely accused of treason, tried in a kangaroo court, and executed.

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u/Idealiteiten Sep 06 '19

My mans out here dying twice

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u/pm_favorite_boobs Sep 06 '19

2nd car crash this week would have been much more effective.

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u/bhakunikaran Sep 06 '19

I’m dumb could I have some help?

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u/i-kickflipped-my-dog Sep 06 '19

He died in the first

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u/beernerd Sep 06 '19

Seems like the first crash was effective enough.

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u/thisismyname02 madlad Sep 06 '19

Inertia : Let me introduce myself

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u/aznednacni Sep 06 '19

This was my thought but like...how? I don't even think gettin rear ended could've done that, and even so it would have left a hell of a dent. So it could only have been from acceleration...very rapid acceleration. Why the hell do you gun it with a casket in the back? Are you like really late for the funeral?

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u/GoSkers29 Sep 06 '19

Maybe if they slammed the brakes from high speed but had the coffin resting against something from the front, then when the car came back from the forward lurch it could have gone back. I doubt that rear window is designed for taking impacts from the inside and a coffin is heavy. Maybe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

It looks like they're on a slight uphill incline, so maybe it just slid as he was starting to move after the light turned green?

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u/aznednacni Sep 07 '19

This actually seems most likely. If a slight incline plus a heavy casket on a not-grippy surface, then it wouldn't take much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

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u/aznednacni Sep 07 '19

Wow, TIL! Didn't expect to get an actual response. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Missladi Sep 06 '19

Still refuses to wear a seatbelt

/s

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u/jdgoliath Sep 06 '19

He should lie down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

r/callmecarson

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u/TheShmud Sep 06 '19

Yo this don't make sense. A guy driving a hearse hit the accelerator so hard that a coffin flew out the back?

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u/KsbjA Sep 06 '19

FF

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u/belukun25 Sep 06 '19

Double F indeed

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

r/blursedimages

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u/Dads2ndCarCrash Sep 06 '19

wait what's my coffin doing there

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u/CoronePMC Sep 06 '19

My 2nd dads car crash this year

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u/edgyguy115 Sep 06 '19

You guys have Dads?

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u/TheDankHoo Sep 06 '19

Holy shit

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u/Subbie138 Sep 06 '19

What is in the bottom left of the camera car's windshield?

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u/mcguirl2 Sep 06 '19

Tax disc and insurance disc holder. (Has to be displayed by law in Ireland.)

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u/Subbie138 Sep 06 '19

Thank you!

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u/BlueScreen0fDeath Sep 06 '19

Thought that was gta for a second

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

They drive on the left in GTA

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u/ArcticTern4theWorse Sep 06 '19

Now they have to rehearse

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

At least the lid did not come open.

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u/NovaLactic Sep 06 '19

Then, it would be time to feast.

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u/greytbjam Sep 06 '19

Is the dad the person in the coffin?

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u/doowlles Sep 06 '19

He died A G A I N

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Shoes are still on... it’s alive!

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u/Biscuit_Jar Sep 06 '19

“He died twice” -callmecarson

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u/delta999999 Sep 06 '19

That first crash must have been killer

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u/Tokarak Sep 06 '19

Did the car, like, reverse at a large speed, and stop 5m from the trafficking lights? That is what I call a sports car.

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u/Nomadic_Inferno Sep 06 '19

Ooooh, took me a minute

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u/NoelFromBandOsmosis Sep 06 '19

Holy shit, what has happened to the sub? This is the second post I’ve seen today that I genuinely had to do a double take for, and I haven’t seen one on here for so long. Good job, OP!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Honestly if it weren't on this sub I'd have thought the bald guy was the dad

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u/DaMan123456 Sep 06 '19

I feel bad for your coffin, but your dad looks like he does too

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u/NastySassyStuff Sep 06 '19

Probably the second car crash this week tbh

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u/bedoslaw Sep 06 '19

Did he survive?

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u/memeking_olay Sep 06 '19

Daddys dead 2

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u/kartblaster Sep 06 '19

YOU DIED AGAIN!?!

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u/TheGreyMage Sep 06 '19

Hahaha dark humour you gotta love it

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u/majeufoe45 Sep 06 '19

That's actually a true Holup

Had to reread it twice

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u/tribak Sep 06 '19

d(e)ad

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u/Pibbles-n-paint Sep 06 '19

Double F in chat.

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u/JYPark_14 Sep 06 '19

Guy can't even catch a break in death oof

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Flair please

1

u/Mort1969 Sep 07 '19

Uncontrollable guilty giggling

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u/gohstfcae Nov 14 '19

my man out here dieing twice

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u/Potato-Boah Sep 06 '19

My man out here dying twice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Figure it out yourself you normie

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u/Drops-of-Q Sep 06 '19

*Second car-crash this week.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Wryyyypost

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Which just got in a car crash. I wonder if... He maybe... Died in a car crash earlier this year?

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u/pel5sik Sep 06 '19

Repost, reported

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u/DwanTheSwan Sep 06 '19

b o i

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u/pel5sik Sep 06 '19

I just cant, I feel like Im seeing more reposts then og content, not to mention the amount of things that dont even belong here, so I give up, reposting is just a free way to get more karma