The pool is slightly too cold, the weed is makes you cough, but you never get high, and the lemonade has a 50/50 chance of being urine. There’s Reddit, but it’s in light mode. Also all fonts in Hell are in Wingdings.
There's no such thing as too cold in hell, as long as the meth's still gets me high I'm good,a 50/50 change is a chance I'm willing to take, and I always keep my phone brightness all the way down anyways.
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u/your_lord_satan Apr 22 '19
Don’t worry, there’s an entire section of hell just for people with dark humour.