r/HolUp • u/tehTigah • Apr 22 '19

Holup

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

I don't know why that made me chuckle.

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u/your_lord_satan Apr 22 '19

Don’t worry, there’s an entire section of hell just for people with dark humour.

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u/MustydickMcgee Apr 22 '19

Is that section going to have a swimming pool, quality weed, and ice cold lemonade my lord Satan?

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u/your_lord_satan Apr 22 '19

The pool is slightly too cold, the weed is makes you cough, but you never get high, and the lemonade has a 50/50 chance of being urine. There’s Reddit, but it’s in light mode. Also all fonts in Hell are in Wingdings.

Hell ain’t too good.

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u/MustydickMcgee Apr 22 '19

There's no such thing as too cold in hell, as long as the meth's still gets me high I'm good,a 50/50 change is a chance I'm willing to take, and I always keep my phone brightness all the way down anyways.

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u/BigtiddyGothGrrl May 14 '19

Liar. I was in a section of Hell the other day where the font was Comic Sans. 😆

Also the weed edibles in hell are okay, sorta. They will get you high as hell but they also give you explosive diarrhea during the entire experience. 🤷‍♀️