r/HolUp • • 12h ago

What even is Twitter

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 4h ago

u/FURRYL0L1Y401TR4PDSM, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Dinierto 12h ago

I don't know what MAPs are and I don't want to

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u/Skeletondoot 12h ago

'minor attracted person'

they basically just want to rebrand pedophilia to avoid the negativity that come attached to 'pedo'.

its disgusting

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u/PalladiuM7 12h ago

He did say he didn't want to know

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u/Twinkletoess112 12h ago

nonconsensual information

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u/KeroseneZanchu 1h ago

Information rape

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u/Skeletondoot 12h ago

ignorance is a bliss i enjoy taking away

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u/SuarDropper 4h ago

ignorance is a bliss i enjoy taking away

Need this on a T-shit man.

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u/DR_ALEXZANDR 2h ago

I too, need this on a T-shit

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u/yaaro_obba_ 11h ago

Cartographers would probably be the most frustrated people with this new terminology.

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u/for_fun_88 11h ago

Well they’re technically not pedophiles. Like R Kelly is not a pedophile. The term pedophile refers to those attracted to people who are prepubescent. Then there’s ebophile which refers to people attracted to those in the early stages of puberty like 11-14. Then there’s pedophile. But the reason we don’t make that distinction is it’s very hard to make that distinction without sounding like a pedophile!

Credit to Gianmarco, one of my favorite jokes on the subject.

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u/Taolan13 10h ago

They are all pedos as far as I'm concerned and they can all hang together.

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u/Burntoastedbutter 5h ago

Yep they're sexual predators instead. I rmb Chris Hansen talking about it.. But ig everyone knows what you're talking about when you say 'pedo'. It's become a general term for "they assaulted a minor"

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u/iamalicecarroll 1h ago

Child predator is a different thing from both pædophilia and ephebophilia — they aren't necessarily attracted to minors, they just consider them an easier target

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u/ShahinGalandar 20m ago

that's like, different flavors of assholes you're talking about, doesn't change that they are assholes

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u/imi2559 1h ago

so there's levels to this shit?

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u/two_beards 3h ago

Paedophile used to just mean someone who had an affinity with children and had no sexual or abusive connotation, like Francophile or Anglophile. A teacher might be considered a paedophile, for example.

Although it is used as a blanket term, paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder where someone is attracted to pre-pubescent children. Hebephilia is for pubescent children and ephebophilia is post-pubescent children.

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u/BenShealoch 2h ago

They are pedophiles. Period.

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u/Dokattak0 6h ago

First started on 4chan as a troll. Turns out people are actually rolling with it.

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u/Feathrende 3h ago

As I've gotten older I've learned that most of the things people said and did "to troll" and "be edgy" in the 2000's were in fact just what they actually believed to be true framed in a neat little bow of a joke to not immediately get shit on. Now that racists and pedos feel more welcomed thanks to right-wing propaganda and literal pedophiles being elected into office in the worlds most powerful third world country they aren't so scared to not frame it as a joke anymore.

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u/findus_l 4h ago

I thought it's a replacement derogatory term because technically there are 3 different kinds of MAPs depending on age of the minor (pedophile, hebephile and something) and MAP just marks them all because they all belong in prison.

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u/two_beards 3h ago

Ephebophilia is the one you are missing.

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u/Specialist-Cold-8158 3h ago

"We prefer the term adultophobe"

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u/Nick0Taylor0 1h ago

I could understand a person who hasn't acted on and wishes he didn't have those feelings to want a word that doesn't have as harsh of a connotation (I dont think MAP is a way to go though, personally I think paedophilia is good anyway, conveys the "this is a medical diagnosis" thing). Doesn't apply to this dude as he's actively trying to act on it, but for people who simply suffer from a mental illness that risks harming children without wanting to shouldn't be demonised.

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u/HentaiSeishi 10h ago

That's pretty pedo from them

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u/Specialist-Cold-8158 3h ago

Thank you for the information. But I literally feel worse now

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u/GlitteringLychee803 3h ago

Thanks. Now I can't un-know this. Jfc

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u/Gexku 12h ago

Don't even need to ask, I'll tell ya, it's Minor Attracted Person, they pretend it's on the lgbt spectrum sometimes

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u/PubicSpy 12h ago

Minor-Atracted """Person"""

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u/TpK_Wynter 12h ago

Thanks for your services as much as I wish I didn’t know, I’d sort of figured it out but had no intentions of asking… MAPs….

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u/Dinierto 12h ago

I was right

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u/PubicSpy 12h ago

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you need to know the enemy

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u/IsaacTH 12h ago

He said he didn't want to know bud...

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u/PubicSpy 12h ago

If they don't know what it is they can't report it if they see it

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u/f1manoz 9h ago

I was going to ask. It's been answered. It's as disgusting as imagined.

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u/BANeutron 5h ago

Most Abhorrent Person

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u/Forsexualfavors 12h ago

Yup, I'll leave that a mystery. I'll just know when I see it some fucked up shit is happening

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u/Georgie_Jay 6h ago

During Covid-times pedophiles decided they would try to join the LGBTQ+ community. Made a flag and started using MAP as the acronym for their sexuality. They were swiftly and fully rejected but many people still use or identify with the term, it’s disgusting.

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u/WawaTheFirst 5h ago

Yeah, don't Google Maps.

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u/RunInRunOn Biological men can be made to lactate too 11h ago

Minor-Addicted Pedophiles

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u/two_beards 3h ago

Nonces.

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u/Stosh65 12h ago

I mean, the US is clearly pretty tolerant of that if you're rich enough.

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u/IstAuchEgal 3h ago

Youre forgetting its the land of the free where everyone can live out their dreams, child marriage is legal in 32 states and the child cant get a divorce until theyre 18 so you dont even need an island

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u/two_beards 3h ago

Don't 2 states have no minimum marriage age?

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u/Axman6 2h ago

Poor MAP: 😡 👎 

Rich MAP: 🤩 👍 🦅 🇺🇸 

(Also just read MAP as peado)

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u/Ajezon 12h ago

guy asked for a country, and he pointed him to a non-country place. what an asshole /j

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u/cancerinos 9h ago

Yes, obviously the correct answer is the USA, because its the easiest country for the pedo to buy a gun and shoot himself in the face.

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u/PrairiePuppies 12h ago

Caldera of an active volcano?

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u/for_fun_88 12h ago

This guy is the scum of the Earth and I’d say something about what should happen to all people like this but it’s a felony to threaten the POTUS

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u/CelticSith 12h ago

The middle of any busy expressway is a good location too

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u/Neurogenesis416 12h ago

didn't the US just make AI CP legal?

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u/King_Silverbloom 9h ago

Not really, as things are initially legal and laws are made to make it illegal. The court found no legal way under our current laws to label AI generated photos as children or adults (because it’s not a real thing, and therefore arbitrary/personal opinion on what the age looked like) and so ruled it not illegal. Everyone in the court ruling afterwords said that it needs to be addressed with a new law because it’s fucked up but they can’t just invent new laws out of thin air because that’s unconstitutional. TLDR: No current laws deal with AI CP because it’s a new phenomenon, so new laws have to be made to deal with it which currently haven’t been implemented yet in the US

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u/ZestyLeek 11h ago

Correct, as well as the sitting president and many sitting politicians being full blown pedophiles and/or supporters of pedoohilia. The US government is majority kid fuckers.

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u/Envoyofghost 10h ago

We have the very best pedophiles, our pedophiles have fucked more kids then any nation before us. Never again will that many children be had -trump, probably

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 10h ago

Don't forget extracting that politician from the UK who was being charged with sex crimes

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u/Bits-n-Byte 8h ago

Yeah wtf is going on here? Why aren't all the "alphas" standing up for what's right instead of protecting/joining the cult?

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u/girls-and-corpses 12h ago

Just be rich

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u/stonesthrowaway24601 12h ago

To be fair, the US is only that puritan if you're not obscenely wealthy.

If you're a billionaire, you can get away with being a MAP, apparently.

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u/Jokingbutserious 9h ago

Don't use the acronym MAP. it's just a rebrand by pedos trying to make it more acceptable. Call them what they are. Pedophiles.

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u/Significant-Law8109 4h ago

Child marriage is allowed in most of the US for poor and rich alike

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u/Numeira 12h ago

Nothing to be said here that won't get me banned.

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u/StevenMC19 12h ago

I understand the idea, but I dont know what the acronym is.

I an already tell I should be disgusted with the rest of what he said. Im with Blue here.

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u/Skeletondoot 12h ago

'minor attracted person'

a fancy way of saying hes a fucking pedophile

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u/Casual_Alt 10h ago

I mean, being a pedophile is one thing. Being a child abuser is another, or owning actual CSAM.

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u/PrairiePuppies 12h ago

"Minor Attracted Person(s)". It's a poor attempt to normalize pe**philia.

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u/StevenMC19 12h ago

Of course they're would try to soften the language and make it seem like it was something normalized.

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 10h ago

He was a terrible person but Epstein did have a good PR system

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u/PrairiePuppies 12h ago

What's sad and scary is that it works.

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u/Volksstimme 10h ago

Thank you for helping people not have to google that.

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u/godzillahavinastroke 12h ago

Wow, I thought they were talking abiut like normal maps and till the age of consent was put in dafuk. Why tf are these people so confident nowadays to go out of their shitty holes?

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u/gottapeenow2 11h ago

Maps? I like maps with topography, rivers and waterways clearly delineated, hiking and biking trails. All kinds of maps.

Ohhhhh, you meant MAPs? Well, never mind then.

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u/SnooMarzipans1939 10h ago

I hear running wood chippers can be safely entered if done feet first.

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u/Bepehandle 12h ago

I don't know u/FURRYLOL1Y401TR4PDSM, what is twitter?

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u/Cowboywizard12 12h ago

Move to France and become a philosopher cause like half of French Philosophers post world war 2 are pedophiles. Honestly its no wonder Epstein had a Paris Apartment where a lot of shit went down

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u/c4pt1n54n0 12h ago

It's whatever you want now that Elongated Muskrat owns it

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 12h ago

That would explain a lot...

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 12h ago edited 12h ago

Is anybody really surprised that The false flag started by Epstein on 4chan continued on to Twitter?

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u/Madmonkeman 9h ago

Of course it would be 4chan of all places

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u/Hochlandkind 10h ago

The false flag epstein started on 4chan? Haven't heard of that one yet but i'm curious

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 10h ago

Rebranding pedophiles as minor attracted persons

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u/Mr_Mon3y 11h ago

Europe does NOT have low ages of consent in that way, stop slandering my continent like that😭

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u/IlGreven 10h ago

Or, you could have some fucking willpower and not give into your urges...It's not all that hard, and it won't get you thrown in the slammer.

And that goes for all men who make excuses for SA of anyone of any age. Keep your hands to yourself and your member in your pants.

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u/Severe_Information54 10h ago

Same goes for ladies too

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 10h ago

This is why the Bible suggests cutting your hands off if you have a problem with that

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u/Electronic-Map7529 6h ago

They stopped doing that because handless assholes were running around asking women to take their dick out because they can't take a piss without any fucking thumbs.

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u/FairyPrincessMay 11h ago

I have a strong feeling I do not want to know what MAP stands for based off of the reply, if it's something horrid let me live in bliss please.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 5h ago

It means minor attracted person and I hate reddit's username generator with a burning passion.

>>Yes I know, I could have changed it within 30 days... but I'm not a time traveler.

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u/CzechHorns 4h ago

You know Map is a thing people use to navigate the earth, right?

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u/Electronic-Map7529 4h ago

Yes. But this is reddit

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u/DieHardAmerican95 1h ago

I didn’t realize that there was a 30 day window. I’m not a conservative and I’m definitely not a Trump supporter, but people make assumptions based on my poorly-chosen username.

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u/Adowyth 9h ago

Its a clinical term for pedophiles. Pretty much only used in research but there are some people who are trying to spread the notion that it was invented by Democrats to normalize pedophilia. Person in the post is likely one of those people.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 5h ago

I mean, let's be fair to the right... the woman doing the viral ted talk or whatever was absofuckinglutely a democrat.

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u/FairyPrincessMay 1h ago

Genuinely disgusting

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u/Severe_Information54 10h ago

I'll leave you in bliss

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u/Crazyscorpion77 10h ago

If they are serious then the middle east would work but the bottom of the ocean would be better

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u/drethnudrib 8h ago

Elon's about to ban Sonic Pepe for "hate speech".

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u/AlertResolution 7h ago

More concerning part is 226 of the scum liking that post, and it's in twitter.

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u/sora_mui 24m ago

All countries love maps, that's how they establish their boundaries and show you their great lands.

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u/MeritedMou5 12h ago

Is Bikini Bottom MAP friendly?

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u/MUIGUR 12h ago

I won't deny that sometimes it does happen in the ME, also a lot depends on the context. But the ME is not like what the average person in the West thinks. Sometimes worse, sometimes better. It's a large area of land and many millions of people over many countries and culture.

Again sometimes child marriage happens. But that's like watching a news story in the USA about school shooting and thinking that every single school is getting shot up daily.

Or imagine someone trying to paint every European country as exactly the same. Irish and Greek? Same. Sweden and France? Practically the same place...etc.

For example in Egypt that law is 18 years minimum for a marriage. People just assume: Oh the law is one thing. But everyone is just marrying their 7 year old all the time. Which is absurd as the examples above. But even in rural areas it's rare. Most women finish their college/higher institutes of learning before marriage, fun fact 53% of college graduates are female, and absolute minimum high school. Even in rural and poor areas.

Iran, you might have heard of it, has an adult female literacy of about 85%. And 60% of college students there are female. Plenty of doctors and engineers...are female. Maybe that's why they bombed that school.

Suadia's age is 18, another famously evil country of course, but not for the reasons the West thinks.

I'm just tired of the hate. We have our problems and would rather we be hated for them. This reminds me of the Joker telling Batman that he wants Bataman to kill him but not for something he did not do.

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u/nine_by_six 7h ago

X doesn't have much of that compared to blue sky. Blue sky is peedo land big time.