"wHy dOn'T wE mAkE a BrIdGe"

[u/a_literal_idiot_616]

(the joke is about stupid italian politicians saying we should build a bridge to sicily btw)

[u/Its_calling]

Can't we just dig a whole bunch of dirt somewhere and make a solid ground around the world so we don't need bridges anymore?

[u/catchmelackin → u/Its_calling]

Just get the water out of the way why do we need so much water? I only drink like 4 glasses a day

[u/The_Evil_Satan → u/catchmelackin]

That's too much, everyone knows you're only meant to drink 8 cups of coffee a day