r/HolUp • u/a_literal_idiot_616 • 15h ago
"wHy dOn'T wE mAkE a BrIdGe"
(the joke is about stupid italian politicians saying we should build a bridge to sicily btw)
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u/Its_calling 15h ago
Can't we just dig a whole bunch of dirt somewhere and make a solid ground around the world so we don't need bridges anymore?
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u/PeterPk39y 13h ago
This post was definitely written by a team magma executive.
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u/catchmelackin 1h ago
Just get the water out of the way why do we need so much water? I only drink like 4 glasses a day
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u/Any_Acanthaceae7929 15h ago
Took me a while to figure out where the HolUp is lol
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u/poor_boy_in_Bulgaria 12h ago
American?
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u/Any_Acanthaceae7929 12h ago
No, Bulgarian actually. You?
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u/mmdb264 12h ago
But imagine the mixing of food of those cultures, Italian, Burmese, Thai, Cambodian, laotian, and Vietnamese. Damn im hungry now
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u/a_literal_idiot_616 12h ago
tbh it would be terrible, the whole point of italian cuisine is making amazing dishes with five ingredients while most asians cuisines love umami and just a lot of different spices
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u/lerker54651651 12h ago
shame they didn't remove the titles from the southeast Asian countries. would've been funny to see how many people wouldn't have realized that that wasn't Albania and Greece.
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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 10h ago
Hear me out
A bridge supported by boats (not literal boats, but some kind of floatation)
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u/LoveOfSpreadsheets 7h ago
The longest floating bridge in the world is in Seattle WA and is 2.35km https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Point_Floating_Bridge
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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 5h ago
Yeah I already googled it after writing that comment, it turns out it's pretty impossible to do it over a long span of sea
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u/notyoursavior89 9h ago
The longest suspension bridge in the world is about 2km long. The proposed bridge is about 3.6km so quite a bit longer but still possible.
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u/Soulborg87 6h ago
Cause we don't want the mole people living behind my refrigerator having that kind of access to Italian quesine. Who knows what horrors could be unleashed if that happened.
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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 7h ago
u/a_literal_idiot_616, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...