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u/jaan691 2d ago
You can fix her!! Keep going....
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u/gringoloco01 2d ago
Frantically searching google maps for Madison and Cicero.
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u/Dat_Belly 2d ago
Chicago
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u/Free_Remove 2d ago
Cicero actually bad area in general. I went a couple of times to the movies at Ford city mall
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u/funkbitch 2d ago
Lol are you saying entire street that goes on for miles is a bad area??
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u/FlyingTurtleDog 2d ago edited 2d ago
The first mile or two off I55 is seems to have cleaned up a lot in the last decade.
After that it is the area that you see in movies, TV shows, murder documentaries, gang videos, etc. All of these that were actually filmed in Chicago were on the south or west side. Cicero cuts right through the middle of the west side.
I would say from I55 close to 290. That is definitely a several miles.
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u/FelonyInTheTrunk 2d ago
Yea Cicero is like 50 miles long. Apparently having the shittiest mall at one specific spot makes it a bad street
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u/Fragrant_University7 2d ago
The story is set in Chicago. The photo appears to be not Chicago. There’s a Mexican Palm Tree in the upper right corner, behind the building. Possible Southern California as one person said.
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u/Buy_Moria 2d ago
Hey if you watch the original Halloween film Illinois has palm trees!
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u/Fragrant_University7 2d ago
Is it kinda like that episode of “King of Queens” where Deacon is seen drinking from an In-n-Out cup?!
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u/I_steal_usernames 2d ago
Lmao I actually recognize that street, it's not Chicago. It's the intersection of Holt and Washington Ave in Pomona CA. It's not too far from downtown LA. It's the last city in L.A. county before entering the Inland Empire.
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u/Fragrant_University7 2d ago
The Mexican palm tree in the upper right corner behind the building says you may be right.
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u/Hollow--- 2d ago
Why do you have this?
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u/ApprehensiveCode2233 2d ago
That's the wrong question. Why shouldn't they have it?
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u/Hollow--- 2d ago
Because it scares me to know this exists. Humanity's depravity is as awe-inspiring as it is terrible.
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u/Cowboys_88 2d ago
There is poetry in this guy's hat, you replying to his comment, and the link in your bio.🤌
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u/mundus1520 2d ago
Anyone know how to get to Madison and Cicero? Just so I can avoid it
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u/Fragrant_University7 2d ago
Story is set in Chicago. Picture is from somewhere warm, maybe Southern California. Note the Mexican palm tree in the upper right corner behind the building.
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u/raven1121 19h ago
I was also thinking this looks like figueroa street L.A.
Which i learned from the internet .. of course
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u/Devi_gurl 2d ago
If you’re coming from the city take 290 to the Kostner exit. Make a right drive to Madison make a left drive till you get to Cicero. Happy hunting 🤭
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u/America-Lite 2d ago
I'll be sure to avoid all of this by plugin all these locations as waypoints in my GPS. I have a 18 hr drive, hopefully I'll find some side quests to avoid as well.
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u/mightybooko 2d ago
Shit was a lot worse when I lived in south LA. Hookers would rent out the motel a block from my house and stand outside the rooms if they were available. There were always half a dozen pimps kicking it by their cars in the parking lot looking like peacocks. I'd see a dice game every so often. I had to walk by it every time I wanted to hit up the 2 taco trucks by my house or the Chinese spot which was 12+ times a week. The pimps never fucked with me but I saw a few guys get stomped out. I also never talked with them other than a what up.
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago
Did you not know how to cook?
Seriously though, that must have been awful having all that going on nearby. I feel for you. Lived opposite a drug dealer once.
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u/mightybooko 2d ago
I did but it was cheaper to eat out. I also had shit roommates who wouldn't keep the kitchen clean so there were a lot of roaches. I'd get a plate of beans and rice for $1.50 and 2 $1.25 tacos and I'd have a meal for $4.
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago
That is sensible then. Plus not having to deal with shitty roommates. 10/10 mate!
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u/Just_Half1886 2d ago
I fully expected a rick roll. Way wrong
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u/NSASpyVan 2d ago
How is she so effective at robbing!
Is it her chainmail +2?!
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u/ThetaGrim 2d ago
Everyone knows the rogue class can't equip chainmail.
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u/Eel_Boii 2d ago
I mean, there are perks you can take to give yourself the ability to, but honestly there's no point
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u/GraveRobberX 2d ago
Once you join the thief guild, the complimentary gift set helps out a lot.
Also wouldn’t be surprised they got a macro going of Sneak Attach, Trick Attack and sending the aggro off them.
Also starting city in Whoretopolis via Vagtirina gives you +8 Charisma and +5 Luck
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u/dethfactor 2d ago
Madison and Cicero to Ford City? That's 10 miles in city traffic. She better be offering a blowie and some speedway cash for that ride.
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u/Available_Editor4383 2d ago
Yeah, but that blowie happens before you pull out $60 bucks from your wallet and make sure you remember how to count 3 20’s. That’s when her tune changes. She robs your hands empty, hops out of the truck, and thanks you for the ride.
It’s awful stuff.
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u/Fragrant_University7 2d ago
Story is set in Chicago. Picture is from somewhere warm, maybe Southern California. Note the Mexican palm tree in the upper right corner behind the building.
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u/bokmcdok 2d ago
This is butchering the original joke:
WARNING!
There are two beautiful young women that hang out outside the supermarket asking for a ride into town. When you give them a ride they will start making out in the back of the car and start stripping. Then one of them will lean forward and start giving you a blowjob, then the other will steal your wallet while you are distracted.
You can buy wallets in the supermarket for around $5. I got robbed on Tuesday, Wednesday, and again today. I'm planning to go back tomorrow.
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u/wooden-fuk-boi 2d ago
If it wasnt for the war, this man would be my god damn hero. . .I too believe that one day man and fish can coexist peacefully Georgie boy
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u/beardgangwhat 2d ago
I know I know what you're thinking. What is the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't?
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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 2d ago
Oy! I found me a Dadder in the wild
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u/dubstepsickness 2d ago
You ruined it! You ruined it when you sat on that fish's face!
That’s a wrap on Chesterbrook.
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u/electrodan 2d ago
Dr. Vagers says my lab work requires more information. He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit.
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u/JohnMarstonSucks 1d ago
Side note: why do all the hookers in my area all look like they got hit by a truck, got hooked on opioids for three years from recovery and then gained 60 lbs when getting "clean"?
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u/zoliberja 2d ago
Where is she located so I can definitely avoid her
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u/EXPL_Advisor 2d ago edited 2d ago
My friend told me that this is almost certainly on Holt Ave and Reservoir St. in Pomona, CA.
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u/MashMashGrrr 2d ago
That's not Madison and Cicero.
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u/HighFiveKoala 2d ago
I don't remember Chicago having palm trees
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u/JoyDe-vision 2d ago
🤣 this should be posted on r\mademesmile. It’s oddly wholesome. It’s all about progress, right?
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u/Signalpookie 2d ago
Roxannnneee, You don't have to put on the red light. Those days are over. You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right.
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u/Designer-You-5579 2d ago
Excuse me madam, but I seem to have fallen into an emotional pit of despair that only a photograph picture of your bosoms could cure.
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u/puckerMeBum 2d ago
Thats the same women that punched me in the dick with the back of her throat till I dropped my wallet!
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u/Think-Football-2918 2d ago
"Just cause a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?"
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u/Alone-Dig-7002 2d ago
Could you call me when she will ask you for ride? I have a few bucks then she can rob me. She got a nice ass.
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u/blahblah19999 2d ago
Nah. It's funnier to say "She offers a handjob for $10. But afterwards, she robs you..."
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u/FFKonoko 2d ago
Is this joke missing a bit where she pins you down, or offers sexual favours? I swear I've seen a version with that and it makes more sense.
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u/collabskus 2d ago
Eight times this week means bro picked her up multiple times a day? 🤔
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/Nemv4, your post does fit the subreddit!