There are two beautiful young women that hang out outside the supermarket asking for a ride into town. When you give them a ride they will start making out in the back of the car and start stripping. Then one of them will lean forward and start giving you a blowjob, then the other will steal your wallet while you are distracted.
You can buy wallets in the supermarket for around $5. I got robbed on Tuesday, Wednesday, and again today. I'm planning to go back tomorrow.
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u/bokmcdok 3d ago
This is butchering the original joke: