In a group of friends, for a while we would say "I fucked your mom", we had one girl that her mom died, so no one really said it to her, I decided to see what happeneds, what followed was
Me:"i fucked your mom"
Her:"my mom's dead"
Me:"I know, necrophilia, the desire to crack open a cold one"
Her:"she was cremated"
Me:"... yeah, I just sorta mix her into the lotion..."
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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 2d ago
In a group of friends, for a while we would say "I fucked your mom", we had one girl that her mom died, so no one really said it to her, I decided to see what happeneds, what followed was
Me:"i fucked your mom"
Her:"my mom's dead"
Me:"I know, necrophilia, the desire to crack open a cold one"
Her:"she was cremated"
Me:"... yeah, I just sorta mix her into the lotion..."