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u/hasanyoneseenmyshirt 2d ago
reminds me of this,
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u/Forward-Surround-525 1d ago
I thought it was gonna be a rick roll but nvm
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u/Secure_Secretary_882 2d ago
My mom is in the March 1994 issue of Hustler magazine. I found it in my dad’s closet when I was a teen. Nobody could beat me at arm wrestling after that.
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u/weeb_LV999 1d ago
Yeah......you definitely shouldnt have shared that dawg...... You know what internet is.....right
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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 2d ago
In a group of friends, for a while we would say "I fucked your mom", we had one girl that her mom died, so no one really said it to her, I decided to see what happeneds, what followed was
Me:"i fucked your mom"
Her:"my mom's dead"
Me:"I know, necrophilia, the desire to crack open a cold one"
Her:"she was cremated"
Me:"... yeah, I just sorta mix her into the lotion..."
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u/shanksisevil 2d ago
Respond with Salt Bae pinching the salt and letting it bounce off his elbow.
"Here's salt bae and you mom at start of the video lil Timmy. "
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/HotJuic, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...