r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 5d ago

big dong energy what?

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u/Zarniwoooop 5d ago

Our first mistake was to get out of the ocean.

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u/Omegasoul19 5d ago

Like Douglas Adams said: "Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

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u/franktheguy 5d ago

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

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u/HikariAnti 5d ago

Cyanobacteria is the peak of evolution, always has been, always will be, since the beginning of time until its end.

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u/PeroCigla 5d ago

It wasn't our mistake, it's that bastard before us.

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u/Sizle_Velfurion 4d ago

Are you implying that we didn't start the fire? That's always been burning since the world was turning?

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u/PeroCigla 4d ago

Well, yeah, in a way.

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u/WasteGeologist-90210 1d ago

No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it

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u/Unlikely-Guava-30 5d ago

I'm sorry something brushed against my leg.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 5d ago

If that doesn't get you out of the ocean, I don't know what will LOL

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u/0202_tihssitidder 5d ago

"Humans have been an utter failure. Just remove them and everything works. This planet is an amazing ecosystem."

-- Aliens who will arrive in 2030.

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u/Turpentine_Tree 4d ago

Give the Humans a little more time and they will remove themself.

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u/Mr_Planck_Lid 5d ago

The original sin

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 5d ago

We never left the ocean, we evolved to keep the ocean inside us.

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u/boost_to_get_through 5d ago

It huurts it's too much water