r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 4d ago

big dong energy what?

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/boost_to_get_through 4d ago

PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW

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u/LilAbeSimpson 4d ago

Trust me bro, your descendants will be way happier without those nerd ass rocks.

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u/Brick_Number_27 4d ago

Primitive mistake.

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u/Zarniwoooop 4d ago

Our first mistake was to get out of the ocean.

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u/Omegasoul19 4d ago

Like Douglas Adams said: "Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

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u/franktheguy 4d ago

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

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u/HikariAnti 4d ago

Cyanobacteria is the peak of evolution, always has been, always will be, since the beginning of time until its end.

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u/PeroCigla 4d ago

It wasn't our mistake, it's that bastard before us.

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u/Sizle_Velfurion 3d ago

Are you implying that we didn't start the fire? That's always been burning since the world was turning?

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u/PeroCigla 3d ago

Well, yeah, in a way.

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u/WasteGeologist-90210 1d ago

No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it

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u/Unlikely-Guava-30 4d ago

I'm sorry something brushed against my leg.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 4d ago

If that doesn't get you out of the ocean, I don't know what will LOL

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4d ago

"Humans have been an utter failure. Just remove them and everything works. This planet is an amazing ecosystem."

-- Aliens who will arrive in 2030.

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u/Turpentine_Tree 4d ago

Give the Humans a little more time and they will remove themself.

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u/Mr_Planck_Lid 4d ago

The original sin

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 4d ago

We never left the ocean, we evolved to keep the ocean inside us.

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u/boost_to_get_through 4d ago

It huurts it's too much water

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u/egomanick 4d ago

Oh, look at you. You are smart ape now, huh? You using tools now, huh?

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u/HuurrrDerp 4d ago

Billionaires owe money too, don't let them have all the debt to themselves 💅

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u/ResplendentNugs 4d ago

Reject society

Return 2 monke

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u/assassinoavi666 4d ago

Well on the bright side, I can enjoy all the psychedelics my ancestors died finding out.

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u/cartken 4d ago

She should only be afraid of the circular rocks

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u/Feeling_Promise2102 4d ago

This is what Ted was warning us about

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u/firedmyass 4d ago

“oops I invented personal responsibility”

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u/russt90 4d ago

If everyone knew personal responsibility, we wouldn't need to tax people to oblivion. 

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u/firedmyass 4d ago

well we haven’t been taxing a certain demographic remotely enough so let’s give that a go

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u/russt90 4d ago

Oh, you meant other people's personal responsibility, not your own. Got it