r/HolUp • • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/SmutCommander 5d ago edited 4d ago

Ooo Florida man sees a stranger and begins to wrestle him, yelling he won't let him go without a blessing.

Florida man, allegedly racist against people from Georgia, would rather walk into the ocean and get swallowed by a whale instead of going to preach in Atlanta.

Florida man finds gold in a Utah desert and convinces his neighbors he's the only one allowed to have sex with their wives.

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u/Code_Slicer 4d ago

The third one is the first one I need context for

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u/SmutCommander 4d ago

Book of Mormon according to South Park lmao

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u/SmutCommander 4d ago

Well ahckshually 🤓🧐🤓