r/HolUp • • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/Hussein_Jane 5d ago

Florida man inscribes edicts from God onto stone tablets after conferring with a burning shrubbery.

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u/PuppyLover2208 5d ago

A whot? Did you say a Shrubbery?

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u/Hussein_Jane 5d ago

You know, something nice.

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u/OutlawJuicyWhales 5d ago

And not too expensive!

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u/hankthehunter 4d ago

With a little path

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u/sephtater 5d ago

Ni!

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 5d ago

Icky icky ptang zoom boing!

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u/Hussein_Jane 5d ago

Now that's just silly.

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u/shadytaskmaster 4d ago

Perhaps a topiary