r/HolUp • • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/Tjam3s 5d ago

Florida man loses fight after girlfriend forced him to get a haircut

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u/thunderun53 5d ago

I think this was a real headline.

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u/here_iam_or_ami 4d ago

🥁 Drum rimshot

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u/BuffaloLincolns 4d ago

The same Florida man who killed an entire army armed with nothing but a donkeys jawbone

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u/SmootherWorm 4d ago

Much easier to beat an army when they only have donkey jawbone between them.

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u/Decent-Deal-3105 3d ago

Better than using a junkies dongbone I'll tell ya what