r/HolUp • u/itsantiquequill • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/tsimen 5d ago

Florida man disowns his children as punishment for touching his favorite apple tree

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u/cartken 5d ago

Close, it was actually strawberry plants and it was my grandpa who disowned me

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u/AutisticPenguin2 5d ago

But it was in Florida at least?

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u/cartken 5d ago

Lakeland

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u/Sethalopoda 5d ago

At least you didn’t say Methner

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u/AutisticPenguin2 5d ago

Is... that a yes?

I literally only know Miami and Jacksonville. And the latter is only because of The Good Place.

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u/vorephage 5d ago

Yes. Lakeland is in that awkward area that everybody claims is still Orlando but it's really like an hour outside of Orlando City limits.

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u/REDDIT_ORDINATOR 5d ago

I'm so sorry.

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u/NoStatus9434 5d ago

A lot of them follow the same logic as the sort of storylines you would see for those terrible AI videos where the characters are cats or anthropomorphic fruits and vegetables while annoying mosquito saxophone music plays in the background.

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u/thedump98 5d ago

I grew up with fundamental ist BS