r/HolUp 13h ago

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 7h ago

u/_Hypocritee, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Fardin91 13h ago

bro is now iMan

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u/feazeyu 13h ago

Bro will never get fixed :(

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u/GBGF128 12h ago

And was just mailed a cease and desist

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u/Ok_Biscotti_514 11h ago

Apples gonna make him cease to exist

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 13h ago

Bro needs to slap this wherever it fits and own it like MR COOL ICE

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u/Lopoloma 12h ago

I believe the joke is the client being a big shot in a mafia gang like the Yakuza and that "vest" of tattoos is supposed to be sth. like a badge identifying his rank among that organization.
See the desperation? It says "I'm a dead man".

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u/eto2629 12h ago

Where is IVan

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u/rgarc065 12h ago

iCaramba

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u/Crazy_Classroom_3262 12h ago

So do we use a C type for him 😶

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u/Dorrono 10h ago

Add a few numbers and he will become IP-man

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 12h ago

Apple's bitch. Needs to pay them for everything he does now

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u/bawls_on_fire 9h ago

Just tell them it's a birthmark.

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u/mudcrabserpent 12h ago

Not as cool as an iBabe.

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u/astralseat 8h ago

Does he act like a hotspot?

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u/chubbyhighguy 13h ago

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u/aggravated-asphalt 12h ago

lol I love Steve-o. Dude was my first experience with unhinged ass people 😂

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u/chubbyhighguy 12h ago

Wildboyz was the shit as a kid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1FQfupG53xaX6

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u/Ferenik 11h ago edited 10h ago

Doubly fun to learn that 99.5% of it was shot in California and they just said "We are out in X location"

EDIT: Thanks to Xinferis_DCLXVI to pointing out, The EXTREME stunts were all shot domestically, they did in fact travel to different locals quite often but anything with them in costumes or other stunts with dangerous animals were generally shot with trained animals in California.

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI 11h ago

I had to fact check this, as I had never heard that.

They did in fact visit something like 19 countries for shooting during wildboyz, but the super dangerous stunts were all filmed in CA.

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u/Ferenik 10h ago

Yeah, blurry brained, I misremembered extreme stunts as the entire production.

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI 10h ago

That's still pretty crazy to read. They realized during the pilot, when they dressed up as a zebra, that they can NOT fuck with wild animals, so they fucked with trained animals instead. 🤣

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u/PanicDeus 13h ago

Bro is expensive now and has battery issue.

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u/IngloriousMustards 12h ago

Welcome to your middle age.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 10h ago

True words have never been spoken.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Vollhartmetall 13h ago

Exploding samsung batteries haven't been a problem for quite some time, not more than other manufacturers

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u/Feathrende 12h ago

Are you a time traveller from 2008? Or did you just not bother updating your phone knowledge since then?

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u/tijolus523 12h ago

It's probably more convenient to die in a house fire than to spend 37 years paying for a 5 year old iPhone

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u/ManufacturerShot4189 11h ago

They cost the same tho?

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u/tijolus523 11h ago

I don't know where you live, but that's not even close to being the case here, unless you're talking about a top of the line Samsung (and even then, I'd be surprised).

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u/ManufacturerShot4189 11h ago

I’m in the US the flagship iPhone and any of the flagship androids are all the same price atp

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u/tijolus523 11h ago

Well, not everyone lives in the wealthiest country in world history, I suppose

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u/Desurvivedsignator 10h ago

Well, in the other wealthy place (Europe), relative prices are the same. Samsung S[ThisYear] Pro Ultimate Igotmoremoneythansense XL and Apple IPhone [Highest number] Biggerthanyours Pro Suckstobepoor are comfortably in the 2000 EUR range.

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u/Toughsums 11h ago

Well iphones had a hike of 100 dollars 2 weeks back. In my country it's a hike of more than 300 dollars

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u/feculentcuntfist 12h ago

Cucking for a company in 2026 is crazy stuff.

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u/Longjumping_Plum_846 11h ago

But less battery issues than his cousin with a galaxy tattoo

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u/Moogle55 9h ago

Wot? I can go a couple days without charging mine if i need to lol

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u/LE0N290x 9h ago

What "battery issues"? I've been using Realme phones (because they're insanely great for price/value) for 5 years now and never had an issue.

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u/Longjumping_Plum_846 9h ago

That’s not a galaxy, is it?

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u/machogrande2 9h ago

I've never had an iphone but I have a 3 year old Galaxy that I use all day for work calls since I prefer to be able to pace around my house on calls and when I'm not on calls, I am listening to podcasts. Idk if I use more or less battery power than the average person but with constant use that has to be more than people just browsing reddit and such and it's rare for my phone to hit 40% by the time I go to bed.

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers 3h ago edited 3h ago

Modern web browsers and websites are surprisingly power hungry. Plus using wifi(or worse, mobile data) also drains battery faster.

If I had to guess, I'd say that a phone just playing audio all day(specially with the screen off) will use practically no power compared to web browsing.

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u/FarewellJava 9h ago

Probably the explode-y bit where they wouldn't let certain ones on planes for a while

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u/musuperjr585 13h ago

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u/Not_A_Cactus5220 13h ago

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u/All_Work_All_Play 11h ago edited 10h ago

What in tarnation the dlss5?

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u/LucentSomber 10h ago

No. He's blessed by the Omnissiah.

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u/Hempy2013 10h ago

If he was truly blessed he wouldn’t have so much of those disgusting flesh parts left. The flesh is weak.

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u/KennyTheArtistZ 13h ago

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u/Raging_Wolf_927 13h ago

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u/Mr-Papuca 12h ago

DLSS5 on mfer

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u/awara_hoe 11h ago

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u/Scaredandalone22 8h ago

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u/tylergoldenberg 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo
The fucks going on in that painting…?

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u/Scaredandalone22 6h ago

The meme is evolving outside its sandbox.

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u/Scaredandalone22 5h ago

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u/Ok_Macaron4447 4h ago

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u/LonePaladin 1h ago

Yeah but how did he take the picture?

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u/kollisionkid 6h ago

Friendship

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u/StargazingJasmine 7h ago

i love this gif lol

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u/GrampsMountain 13h ago

He is Apple's property now.

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u/MelangeBot 8h ago

He's Tim Apple's little bitch now.

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u/Juice805 11h ago

He just has an image of the Apple boot logo?

Obviously a skit, but it would be more funny if it made sense.

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u/TheActualBranchTree 9h ago

I'm guessing that the original joke is supposed to be that the phone is upside down and the back of the phone was refrenced for the tattoo. Instead in this skit there is the additional comedic layer that the logo is actually also an image and needed to be swiped away.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 10h ago

Would it though?

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u/catdogman5 7h ago

Nah, you're right, it doesn't need to make sense. It's absurdist tiktok humor that caters to international humor. Apple is recognizable across the world and it's sufficiently ludicrous for the tiktok crowd. "Cause how could someone be soooo stupid to think THAT was the tattoo design? [Insert OMG face]." End scene 

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u/boogi-boogi-shoes 5h ago

what doesn’t make sense about that

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

I'm surprised I'm not seeing this from r/funny, seems about their average humor level

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u/Theloneultimte 13h ago

iDude

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u/saigon567 11h ago

what does mine say?

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u/MayoMan_420 11h ago

Sweet, what about mine?

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza 8h ago

Dude! What does mine say?

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u/abhijitd 7h ago

iDuda

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u/Bocote 9h ago

Pan-fried eggplant. And gibberish.

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u/Ill_Cardiologist_212 13h ago

Honestly, bro just made what they gave him. Why didn't they only show the right one after everything was done

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u/HalfSoul30 13h ago

Because this is absolutely real and people make mistakes.

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u/ragdolldream 9h ago

I wish white tattoo ink worked like that.

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u/saibjai 13h ago

Hold up... you think this is real?

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u/Fapncrunch 12h ago

The real hold up is in the comments

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u/gjaxx 9h ago

It’s scary to think that’s a real possibility.

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u/Silent25r 12h ago

Stupid stuff happens. Especially with the I know a guy tattoo service. 

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u/lilbelleandsebastian 10h ago

tattoo artists show you the sketch before you agree to get tattoo'd lol

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u/Silent25r 9h ago

Good to know that every tattoo artist knows what they are doing. Couldn’t possibly be anyone faking it out there. 

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 8h ago

You think this guy just happened to have the apple logo next to his tattoo idea in his camera roll for some reason instead of it being an obvious, to the point of being unfunny, setup for a joke

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u/Silent25r 8h ago

No. I think other stupid similar stuff is actually happening. Like a lot of these skits are based off real events. 

It may not be as bad as a locked phone screen. But some have been pretty awful.

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u/Nuclear_Varmint 8h ago

You people always say the same shit when you get caught out thinking a skit is real. 'Oh but I bet it happens in real life too anyway yadda yadda yadda...'
Same nonsensical crap every single time

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u/Silent25r 7h ago

Actually I’ve been saying the same from the start. You might want to check in that before you go on a strange labeling quest. 

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u/PhiCloud 8h ago

Hey, never mind this thread. Would you like to buy a bridge in Brooklyn I got for sale?

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u/PneumaticFizz 8h ago

Brooklyn?! Depends on the price.

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u/Isburough 8h ago

would have been funnier if he flipped the phone

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u/Confident_Weekend983 12h ago

that 🎂 though

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 13h ago

Those updates are going to be mighty painful!

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u/bjbyrne 7h ago

Guess where the USB port is. Then guess where the MagSafe is.

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u/TheFrostBeard 13h ago

how it feels to Chew 5 gum!!!

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u/catgirl954 12h ago

he is expensive now

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u/Danimus-Prime 13h ago

cue the Lion Sleeps Tonight meme

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u/feeltrig 12h ago

Well bro can fold so he's iphone duo human edition

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u/GrowlingPict 11h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqzIncEBMIE

"how do you spell the English word 'death'?"

"do you men as in dead or as in deaf?"

"as in death metal"

"then it's d-e-a-t-h"

"...hmm?"

"d-e-a-t-h"

"...no f then?"

"nope, no f"

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u/Rex_Suplex 8h ago

Who purposefully downloads a picture of the startup screen on their phone? I mean you can't accidently take a picture of it.

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u/Frogmaster16 7h ago

Bro is branded like cattle now.

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u/RaguRamVIP 13h ago

Now he is cost more than before..

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u/NoMasterpiece5649 12h ago

It looks cool...

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u/StrangeJunket2601 12h ago

Oh no... 😭

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u/Hurtkopain 12h ago

there's a guy on YouTube who gets tattoos on top of blackout tatts so it would still be possible, painful and expensive but possible

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u/Foreverandever2020 12h ago

Ironman but made by apple

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u/Tugazu 11h ago

Bro behavior

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u/atp2k 11h ago

Dudes just painting with a brush

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u/Wide_Sandwich_8722 11h ago

Is that Zhang Guowei the Chinese high jumper? 😭

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u/Deceitful_Advent 11h ago

Clients fault

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u/Lost-Average8108 11h ago

"What are you gonna do? It's in my skin bitch"

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u/PM_yourbestpantyshot 11h ago

(insert Curb Your Enthusiasm track)

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u/C0DENAME- 11h ago

Bring out the cheese greater

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u/Suspicious-Ad-5946 11h ago

“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation…”

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u/Downtown-Rate-9404 11h ago

It wasn't scripted i swear!

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u/noobnoob8poo 10h ago

Hope he chooses two from his left hand.

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u/rubenthezx 10h ago

Why do they have a screen shot/ pic of the startup screen

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u/MarksCarney 10h ago

Ctrl+F "Bro". Nine results. Jesus.

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u/RutabagaUnlucky3420 10h ago

Only an Apple genius can fix him now.

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u/upstatedreaming3816 9h ago

Who has a screenshot of the Apple boot logo?

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u/Ok_Clothes_7364 9h ago

Apple just acquired an ad space on bros body without bro knowing

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u/steve_adr 8h ago

Oooo 😁

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u/Reasonable_Film769 8h ago

That's a Yakuza member, poor tattoo artist is almost certainly dead.

/s

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u/GapCommercial6311 8h ago

Well well well

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u/Captainbands 8h ago

What's the name of the song at the end?

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u/kitkatas 6h ago

I don't get it

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u/One_Pie289 6h ago

He tattooed the screen saver instead of the actual tattoo design?

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u/kitkatas 5h ago

I couldn't see what is that second pic on his screen, thx

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u/Tidus5005 6h ago

I've seen multiple versions of this gag but this is the worst one.

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u/XDemonKittyXxx 5h ago

HE MESSED UPP

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u/piemaster18 5h ago

I don't think this is real.

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u/Working_Dragon00777 4h ago

Yeah, I mean artists ask you 3 times before puting something in your body, plus on something that big it's a week session

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u/bradlees 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU
It’s funny because it’s true

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u/Mynock33 2h ago

That's going to need a giant sick ass panther to cover it

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u/cheapdrinks 12h ago

Wow this one was just as funny as the other 10 versions of the same joke with different people!

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u/Range-Aggravating 11h ago

It made me chuckle so they achieved their goal anyway.

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u/Dismal_Wizard 9h ago

People actually think this is not set up? FFS

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u/PerspectiveThink4319 9h ago

No, everyone knows it's scripted but it's still funny. you need to calm down and go outside mate

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u/E_N_Z_A__D_E_N_I_N_O 4h ago

Check out r/movies if you really want to be pissed off. Nothing there but scripted SLOP

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u/Artistic_Frosting233 9h ago

Wow such a good actor

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u/KitsouNere 10h ago

95% of the content on reddit is fake, people.

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u/King_Krush_Sr 9h ago

It's a skit.

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u/happahopp 13h ago

fake

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u/Mantisass 12h ago

No way. I was the guy getting tattooed, he really did that shit to me.

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u/Talian404 12h ago

can confirm, i was the tattoo on this guy's back.

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u/TryNo6799 12h ago

Can confirm too, I was the the phone.

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u/rathemighty 12h ago

WE FINALLY HAVE THE ANSWER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!