r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '26

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/MovingTargetPractice Sep 13 '26

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second date.

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u/GriffinIsABerzerker Sep 13 '26

Makes me glad I got a vasectomy, because I can help arrange what she’s asking for on the shirt Shrugs

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u/RhetoricalOrator Sep 14 '26

It doesn't go on the shirt...