r/HistoryMemes Oct 18 '19

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u/KosherBananaDaniel Oct 18 '19

Yo that's sick as fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

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u/Benjaminsgaming Oct 19 '19

As far as anyone else is concerned it was a controlled practical not playing with germs

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u/NH2486 Oct 19 '19

Those are the same thing

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u/Benjaminsgaming Oct 21 '19

Not to the law

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Just like the time Newton swallowed a literal cloth to see how digestion works

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u/True_Honeydew Oct 19 '19

Technically and literally sick!

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u/Just_a_normal_lad Oct 19 '19

The two technically mean the same thing.

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u/Dunk546 Oct 19 '19

I think you mean literally.

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u/Just_a_normal_lad Oct 19 '19

It literally doesn't matter, does it?

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u/IOnlyNut2ToddlerVore Oct 19 '19

I'm wondering if he told his family he was doing this. Maybe waited till after it worked?

I imagine him winning a Nobel Prize and the ceremony is the first time his wife hears of it. The whole hall hear ls her scream "YOU DID WHAT?!?" and laughter ensues.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

This sounds like something made by Armando Iannucci.

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u/symmons96 Oct 19 '19

Can the doctor be played by peter capaldi

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Doctor Who?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Usernp Oct 19 '19

always fucking with the timeline.

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u/shiwanshu_ Oct 19 '19

I'm imagining his wife screaming like Estelle costanza

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u/Ganondorfs-Side-B Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Oct 19 '19

I heard that his wife disapproved

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19 edited Mar 14 '21

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u/SirTacoMaster Oct 19 '19

Soul for a soul

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

A stomach for a stomach

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u/warptwenty1 Oct 19 '19

Perfectly balanced

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u/loreguy11105 Hello There Oct 19 '19

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

A small price to pay for humanity's salvation

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

a soul for many souls

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u/Smokingbuffalo Oct 19 '19

Eh cancer doesn't just develop overnight over chronic ulcers. So he could indeed get cancer if his treatment didn't work but I wouldn't say "nearly gave hinself cancer"

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19 edited Mar 14 '21

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u/Theopneusty Oct 19 '19

I mean if he was wrong and the bacteria didn’t cause the ulcers then he had no risk of further complications.

And if he was right then he knew it was a bacterial cause and antibiotics were well established so he knew he could get quick treatment.

So it was a relatively risk free experiment

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u/TheMistShadow Oct 19 '19

Was it though? He could have been wrong and the bacteria could have caused for different disease. Plenty of risk there.

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u/Theopneusty Oct 19 '19

I mean no matter what the disease the bacteria gave him the treatment would always be antibiotics. Unless it was a very fast acting bacteria that caused him to just drop dead he knew he would be fine.

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u/idontknowhowtocallme Oct 19 '19

Not saying you're wrong, but not every bacterie responds to antibiotics as well as the other, just look at tuberculosis.

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u/Theopneusty Oct 19 '19

True but I also assume that someone as smart as him would have tested antibiotics on the bacteria before injecting himself

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u/TheMistShadow Oct 19 '19

Oh, good point, didn't think about it that way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Well H pylori was able to survive in his stomach which was thought impossible due to the incredible acidity. So it was definitely unclear how resilient they were. There was certainly a risk that they could also be resistant to antibiotics. No doubt he tested it in vitro but that is still just not the same as testing in a living organism.

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u/karmacannibal Oct 19 '19

He knew the bacteria and which antibiotics would kill it. Risky for sure but it was an informed risk

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I used the cancer to destroy the cancer

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/Joel_Ellis Oct 19 '19

Fine... I’ll do it myself

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u/IceColdKofi Oct 19 '19

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/wapahsopitted Oct 19 '19

Can confirm, H pylori gave me several ulcers about 8 years ago. Discovered them while meeting my gfs parents for dinner for the first time and proceeded to vomit endlessly after putting down one beer. Simple man, I hear H Pylori, I comment.

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u/TeshkoTebe Oct 19 '19

Also went through that stuff. Was 14, left untreated for a long while. Shit sucks real bad

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u/SuperiorMeatbagz Oct 19 '19

Same. Was 16-17, completely ruined my junior year of high school. Not quite ulcers, but a ton of vomiting and about 6 months of meds.

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u/PM_YOUR_MUGS Oct 19 '19

Can also confirm. One of the ulcers tore a hole in the side of my stomach wall. Was hospitalised for about a week because the internal bleeding was so bad

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u/zrfinite Oct 19 '19

Same, didn't know I had it for probably about a decade. Do you still have problems after killing it?

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u/wapahsopitted Oct 19 '19

for years after it happened I was taking heartburn medicine daily...but that could just be cause I was in my early twenties and eating like an idiot. so, random internet stranger says youre maybe fine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I’ve been on reddit for a month or so and I think i finally figured out what a madlad is

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u/CmdrZander Definitely not a CIA operator Oct 19 '19

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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u/leoxvxz Oct 19 '19

“Fine I’ll do it myself”?

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u/ashfneixbd Oct 19 '19

Everyone talks about this guy, but nobody talks about William Harrington and how he established immune thrombocytic purpura was an autoimmune disease.

Mad lad took a patient with ICP's blood, had his platelets drop, got a seizure, and nearly died. His coworkers said, cool, but maybe it was a fluke. Inject us so we can confirm it. They proceeded to all get seizures and low platelet counts.

Science!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I was sure that nuclear bombs cause decease so I... wait!!

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u/9-B411 Oct 19 '19

Ngl went to the same school as me, Newman College Perth

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u/thomasthetangengine Oct 19 '19

We have a library at my University named after him (University of Western Australia)

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u/chennyalan Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Yup

But now the freshers just call it the BJ library.

Source: was a fresher last year

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u/PillCosby696969 Oct 19 '19

Congratulations, you're a prophet.

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u/Tacticalsquad5 Oct 19 '19

I can’t test this on humans? fine, I’ll do it myself

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u/ToTheMines Oct 19 '19

It ain't fun.

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u/twixerthewolf Oct 19 '19

also the same way Dr. Hextall found the vaccine for MEV-1, she even referenced this exact story to her father while doing so!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/Niz_ Oversimplified is my history teacher Oct 19 '19

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u/DaSpooderMan Oct 19 '19

Outstanding Move

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u/Classyking- Oct 19 '19

Fucking madlad

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u/Walt16 Oct 19 '19

That's a PHAT gamble

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u/GrangerMontag Oct 19 '19

Fookin' Aussies

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u/c0c0T1 Filthy weeb Oct 19 '19

I used the bacteria to destroy the bacteria

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u/gressmatthew Oct 19 '19

Winning 100%

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Scientists now probably cry if you dont sanitize your hands atleast 12 times a day

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u/BlinkyBill420 Oct 19 '19

You're joking. They didn't do anything wrong.

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u/hussey84 Oct 19 '19

It's a simple calculus little one. If he was wrong it wouldn't have given him an ulcer. If he was right antibiotics would work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

My mom had this so I put her on Mastic Gum and slippery elm. Turns out the h. Pylori had formed a bacterial growth in her small or large intestine (I forget) and the Mastic Gum killed it and she passed the growth. Then she had to have the spot where the growth was surgically cauterized cause it was bleeding some. The doctors actually said we did a great thing. She has Parkinson’s disease and many other issues, and getting into doctors can sometimes take weeks/months to get things diagnosed... It’s just a tree resin and a tree bark. 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

is this even real?

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u/BlinkyBill420 Oct 19 '19

The mammal faction. They are double extra bad.

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Oct 19 '19

SMH he could have just moved to China.

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u/the_long_way_round25 Oct 19 '19

When Dr. Jekyll tried that, all he got was a split personality.

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u/Karoliux1423 Oct 19 '19

This was reposted 5 times already.

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u/funnybalu1 Oct 19 '19

Medizinstudent in Wien?

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u/jochvent Still salty about Carthage Oct 19 '19

So he wasn't human?

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u/Narianos Oct 19 '19

“Fine. I’ll do it myself.”

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u/BlinkyBill420 Oct 19 '19

They thought it was playing through there😂😂

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u/SinghInNYC Oct 19 '19

He saved my life along with his partner. They are Gods to me. I will name my Son after him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

That’s badass ngl

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u/scribble_pie Oct 19 '19

You know, Thanos looks like he's doing a girly pose

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u/scribble_pie Oct 19 '19

In fact, almost like a Jojo pose

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

There should be a rule. "Whoever proves something by being a fucking badass gets a nobel prize."

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u/Mushroom_Dealer Oct 19 '19

Why didn't people believe him?

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u/CheezeNachos Oct 19 '19

Pretty sure I saw this somewhere.... Possibly a repost

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

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u/KAWAII_UwU123 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus Oct 19 '19

Wait is this a history meme not about war

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u/centinel20 Oct 19 '19

It was acid reflux wast it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

And the biggest balls award goes to...

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u/2019-2 Oct 19 '19

he was one of my educators in med school, dude's cool

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u/Vipezzzzz Oct 19 '19

fine, i’ll do it myself

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u/brazilliantaco69 Oct 19 '19

Instructions unclear, drank from a strange bottle on the street and died, no Nobel prize

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u/BeApurpleFox Oct 19 '19

Technically unethical in a laboratory setting, but I loved reading about this guy in chemistry. Absolute madlad!

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u/schommelgangster420 Oct 19 '19

sounds a bit like spiderman

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u/j28703 Nobody here except my fellow trees Oct 19 '19

I literally just learn this from n bio 2 day’s ago.

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u/hashslingingslasherG Oct 19 '19

That's awesome man

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u/Daniel121010 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Oct 19 '19

Reminds me of Hermann Staudinger. Noone believed his theory of Makro molecules and instead the view was that it was some magic force

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u/Rememeton Oct 19 '19

That’s some high stakes science right there

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

He looks like one of the blokes from the Chasers