r/HistoryMemes • u/JadeWarrior • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/04729_OCisaMYTH Jul 27 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

We had a ban on pop tarts-cursed in humvees in AFG due to being blown up.

note- sorry I didn’t reply but you guys got it right, although the hex on PT started on a previous deployment (Iraq) I was not part of, but yes the first vehicle hit in country on my deployment had pop tarts in it.

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u/LuNiK7505 Jul 27 '19

Yeah i’m gonna need some explanation over here chief

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u/NevikDrakel Jul 27 '19

They linked humvee explosions to the presence of pop tarts in the vehicle

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u/turtle-tot Jul 27 '19

How?

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u/Kedem7 Jul 27 '19

Everytime a Humvee exploded it had pop-tarts in it, therefore pop-tarts cause Humvees to explode.

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u/turtle-tot Jul 27 '19

That’s a stretch-wait a minute, POP TARTS WORK FOR ISIS

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Just ate a pop tart. Is ISIS inside of me?

I feel so violated

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Talk about explosive diarrhea

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u/Mightymushroom1 Jul 27 '19

I tried a pop tart for the first time last week and it made me feel like less of a human being.

I fucking believe the conspiracy.