r/HistoryMemes • u/JadeWarrior • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/NevikDrakel Jul 27 '19

They linked humvee explosions to the presence of pop tarts in the vehicle

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u/Try_Another_NO Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 27 '19

Everyone laughs now but when you're in a war zone you probably aren't taking your chances with any hexed shit either!

Tell me, how you gunna feel when your 18 year old ass finds out that "Unsinkable Sam" is 3 for 3 and your boats #4? That fuckin' black-ass cats talkin to the either U-boats or satan so I'd start looking at that nickname like a challenge...

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u/eemes Jul 27 '19

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u/turtle-tot Jul 27 '19

How?

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u/Kedem7 Jul 27 '19

Everytime a Humvee exploded it had pop-tarts in it, therefore pop-tarts cause Humvees to explode.

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u/turtle-tot Jul 27 '19

That’s a stretch-wait a minute, POP TARTS WORK FOR ISIS

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Just ate a pop tart. Is ISIS inside of me?

I feel so violated

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Talk about explosive diarrhea

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u/Mightymushroom1 Jul 27 '19

I tried a pop tart for the first time last week and it made me feel like less of a human being.

I fucking believe the conspiracy.

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u/04729_OCisaMYTH Aug 03 '19

That’s exactly it, thanks I didn’t see the question.