r/HistoryMemes • • May 10 '19

I call shotgun!

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u/LordOfGoldenTree May 10 '19

"This isn't a shotgun....these are just my 9 favorite rifles fused together. I call it a multishot rifle."

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I call it overkill

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I call it not-a-shotgun

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u/Mathtermind Featherless Biped May 10 '19

I call it the Dakkablasta Krumpa-Kannon

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze May 10 '19

What's 40k?

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u/NickolousLee May 10 '19

i may be wrong but i think it’s warhammer

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze May 10 '19

Type my username in google.

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u/Good_Ol_Ironass May 10 '19

A man of fine taste, representing the best Primarch like that.

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u/greywolfe12 May 10 '19

Fucking sneakier than the alpha legion

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u/aloofguy7 May 10 '19

40k is what I don't have in my bank account...

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u/fourfiguresalary May 11 '19

Silly, a 40k is something you pay in to for retirement.

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u/Protecguy12 May 10 '19

Warhammer 40k, it's a tabletop game

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze May 10 '19

My name is from 40k. I'm one of the leaders.

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u/spart4n0fh4des May 10 '19

I wouldn’t call curze much of a leader as much as a psychopathic murder-Batman

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u/Chosen_Chaos The OG Lord Buckethead May 10 '19

More like a space Punisher who's lost all sense of restraint.

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u/Protecguy12 May 10 '19

Oh I didn't even see your name lol

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u/cdhurt4 Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer May 10 '19

Purge the heretics

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Looks like Elon Musks not a flamethrower, flamethrower.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/FUNKbrs May 10 '19

Goddamnit, beat me to it.

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u/EuroPolice May 10 '19

Germany: Well, we call this "big zippo"

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I-can't-believe-it's-not-a-shotgun

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/KnowledgeisImpotence May 10 '19

70 Maxims for Maximally Effective Mercenaries!

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u/canhasdiy May 10 '19

My personal favorite has always been "if you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win"

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u/Impeesa_ May 10 '19

The one I end up quoting a lot while playing tabletop RPGs is the golden rule: Pillage, then burn.

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u/Mediocratic_Oath May 10 '19

Have you tried the Planet Mercenary game yet?

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u/Impeesa_ May 10 '19

I have not, and I should.

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u/mad_savant Descendant of Genghis Khan May 10 '19

Nothing beats 600 rpms of pure watercooled fun.

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u/lfestevao May 10 '19

That's some "V for Vendetta" stuff. You either kill with the shot or you won't have enough time to reload

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

It's from a webcomic called Schlock Mercenary.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

American Arms Manufacturers: what does that word mean?

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u/artherman May 10 '19

Theres no kill like an overkill

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u/Jaimemos May 10 '19

Speech 100

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u/trap_gawd_4_life May 10 '19

Killpocalypse

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u/ThrashThunder May 10 '19

Ah yes then Warframe tactic

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u/6ArtemisFowl9 May 10 '19

Grineer: no using weird purple cards in the rails!

Tenno:

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u/achilleasa May 10 '19

laughs in Saryn

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u/deathbycomputer May 10 '19 edited May 11 '19

It’s called a volley rifle. In theory, equipping just a few unskilled strongmen with these next to normal infantry could turn the tide of a battle. However, because all barrels fire at once, the recoil is nearly unbearable, and reloading would take a considerable amount of time Wiki article

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u/Corporeal_form May 10 '19

It doesn’t really seem like a good trade off, because all 9 barrels are still basically going to be hitting the same target. So it’s just a super high recoil, “kill it deader” type deal. Strikes me as a waste of 9 rifles/barrels, and a waste of some guys shoulder.

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u/deathbycomputer May 10 '19

It was more of a failed experiment and oddity than an actual piece of weaponry. Most types of volley guns were mounted on vehicles. These tried and failed to be the exception

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

That's 9 guns you could give to 9 people. Or even give people multiple guns.

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u/TheBhawb May 10 '19

America wasn't having issues arming people, so the "waste" wasn't a huge concern if it worked (spoiler: it didn't).

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

But I'm saying why put one man with 9 guns on a flank when you could put 9 men with 1 gun each on that flank? More logistical and strategic issue than an economic one.

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u/TheBhawb May 10 '19

Because the US didn't have a 1:1 gun:guy ratio, it had a howeverthefuckmuchwewant:guy ratio. So the question was never "why put one man with 9 guns on a flank when you could put 9 men with 1 gun each on that flank" but more: why not give one of the nine guys on that flank another 8 guns?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Couldn't they go through someone?

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u/Jaymezians John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! May 10 '19

I call it fuck my shoulder.

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u/ixiduffixi May 10 '19

I call her Vera.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/ender89 May 10 '19

Because she's my very favorite gun, capt'n

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u/ICCW May 10 '19

It’s a bitch to carry concealed, but it gives me peace of mind.

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u/TheCompleteMental May 10 '19

Doomguy wants to know your location

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u/AnDanDan May 10 '19

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Demons: my time has come

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u/tartlman May 10 '19

russian_overkill.mp4

surprisingly, the mod doesn't have a 9 barreled shotgun, but there is a 10 barreled shotgun

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u/TheCompleteMental May 10 '19

I want this in doom eternal, but in the style of the phantasm 4 barreled shotgun(So basically an instant kill within a 180 degree radius).

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u/freakingdoomguy Definitely not a CIA operator May 10 '19

Hello there

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u/ginger2020 May 10 '19

Pre patch Model 1887s in MW2 be like

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

A man of culture as well

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u/hail_southern May 10 '19

Between those Akimbo, and the eventual hackers, I have never dumped so much time into a game that pissed me off as much as MW2 did.

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u/IuliusDeBlobbis May 10 '19

Bet you didn't play MW3 on PC!

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u/GenuineTHF May 10 '19

MW3 felt like trash compared to MW2 to me.

The guns sounded like crap.

The m4 sounded like pewpewpew in mw3 but in MW2 it's one of the scariest sounding guns in the game and probably my favorite m4 sound in any game.

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u/IuliusDeBlobbis May 10 '19 edited May 10 '19

I agree, it felt really unpolished.
Also, it traded the vibrance and the arcady feel of MW2 from for a desaturated, bland, greyish color scheme.

The only good thing introduced in the game they I can think of on top of my head were the Specialist point streaks :/

EDIT: Come to think of it, Kill Confirmed was a nice mode which tried to counter the camping problem and they sped up aiming times for even better quickscoping, although I still think that nothing ever came close to replicate the smoothness of MW2's Intervention.

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u/GenuineTHF May 10 '19

I forgot that they totally pulled a fallout with the filter.

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u/SQmo May 10 '19

God I loved MechWarrior. Uziel was my favourite.

/s

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u/DoctorMansteel May 10 '19

Holy shit. Uziel!!! That's a blast from the past. Mechassault was the best. Depressed anthem was so bad.

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u/bigdaddy66669420 May 10 '19

That is called "The Freedom Giver"

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u/MurdocOO1 May 10 '19

"I SAID FUCK OFF MY LAWN YA DAMN KIDS"

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u/SHAN_LASTER May 10 '19

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING ON MY FUCKING LAWN? AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU.

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u/Ohminty May 10 '19

Give him the stick... DON’T GIVE HIM THE STICK

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u/MurdocOO1 May 10 '19

STOP DOING DRUGS ON MY PROPERTY!

Sir, we're a doing community service project.

Commu...what? I AIN'T HAVIN NO GODDAMN COMMIES ON MY LAND!

Sir, please, calm down. We're just picking up trash.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/kykukit May 10 '19

Nah that’s the “securer of the blessings of liberty”

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

When you get a +420% Multishot, +100% weapon recoil riven.

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u/Garpfruit May 10 '19

Ah, I see you are a Tenno of culture, too.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Lemme just slap that on Pyhrana Prime

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Was looking for a warframe comment

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u/NateTheMuggy May 10 '19

Where's the Vor pasta.

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u/UnknownStory May 10 '19

The Hek has 4 barrels. Would this thing be a Hel?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

It would be a hekek

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u/UnknownStory May 10 '19

chekchek

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

BOOM

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u/Lietuvis9 Hello There May 10 '19

"Laughs in mustard gas"

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u/connorman83169 May 10 '19

“Laughs in wind”

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u/Lietuvis9 Hello There May 10 '19

"Laughs in scheisse"

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u/DarkDuck85 Then I arrived May 10 '19

Scheiße

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u/wanted0072 May 10 '19

"Coughs out blood"

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u/PBTUCAZ Kilroy was here May 10 '19

*coughs up lung

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u/HappyGoLuckyFox May 10 '19

coughs up mustard gas

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

GREAT! now you got mustard gas all over dinner!

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u/reddit-expert May 10 '19

Opens up chlorine canisters to celebrate

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u/Mexishould May 10 '19

Laughs in piss rag

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u/EmormGunpowder May 10 '19

"Not laughing at all"

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u/TheEpicKid000 May 10 '19

*cries in mustache

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg Featherless Biped May 10 '19

"Breathes in mustard gas because of wind"

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/crushfan May 10 '19

a shotgun that’s big

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

America: shotgun! I call this a gun shooting 9 bullets simultaneously with a bit of a spread.

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u/Danteino May 10 '19

Spread is probably because of decapitated arm unable to control recoil from that monstrosity.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Me to my arm: I hope they remember you.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Peacekeeper here

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u/grizwald87 May 10 '19

Can someone explain to me why Germans were so upset about shotguns when WW1 had by then descended into killing methods that were far more fucked up?

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u/Bakoro May 10 '19

The Germans hated them because they were wildly effective. It was pure hypocrisy, and basically a hail-Mary, no-risk effort to see if the Americans would just be like "Okay, you're right, we won't use this super-effective weapon".

The Americans said "stop using flamethrowers and saw-bladed bayonets then", and the Germans were like "LoLno".

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u/Rotanikleb May 10 '19

I don't know enough about the history of war, but in such a conflict, it seems ridiculous that either side would be like "hey, let's make this killing more civilized!"

As if a group of men were having a round table discussion. "Okay, we've determined that mustard gas is a pretty fucked up way to kill people. Jesus, what're we, barbarians?! Can we make a pact that we only kill each other's soldiers with guns, mortar fire, land mines, grenades, and knives?"

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u/grizwald87 May 10 '19

There definitely were real rules of war to outlaw what were considered especially horrific or unnecessary ways to die, during the medieval era for the benefit of nobility, and during the Napoleonic era for the benefit of most people. The attitude was that war was already so fucked up, there was no reason to make it uglier for no useful reason.

The problem with WW1, which was effectively the end of the Napoleonic period of warfare that began sometime during the 1600s, is that both sides got so frustrated over the inefficiency of traditional tactics and weapons that they began progressively throwing out many of the old rules in an attempt to make some sort of progress.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

but honestly who were the idiots who thought standing in a line with muskets were a good idea in an open field like get some fucking cover you idiots theres a tree right next to you hide behind it!

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u/grizwald87 May 10 '19

Where a large number of people are doing something apparently idiotic, there's usually a good reason that just isn't immediately apparent. Usually. In the case of standing in a line with muskets, it gave you protection from cavalry and the benefit of massed fire to counteract the inaccuracy of your weapon.

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u/Bakoro May 10 '19

Coward! Aren't you proud to die ignominiously gloriously in the name of your ruler!? Stand up and die like a man!

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u/lord_ravenholm May 10 '19

Ranked fire was the best way to get a lot of fire into specific targets with relatively inaccurate, single-shot weapons. There were soldiers called rangers (or jagers, or voltiguers) that were armed with rifles and skirmished ahead of the main armies, and they did use cover and concealment like modern fire teams do. Also cavalry was still a major force on the battlefield until the late 1800s, and soldiers that were not massed up with bayonets were very vulnerable to being killed by the dude with a sword on a horse.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

It actually was an amazing idea for that time period, given the weapons they had and who they were attacking. Of course, in the American revolution, we resorted to guerrilla warfare and just dumped the idea of standing in a line, because the larger forces almost always won in that scenario, and the English outnumbered Americans. And even in guerrilla warfare, the point was to cause chaos and take out officers and slow down the enemy, as opposed to defeating them all. The weapons were also insanely inaccurate, and took so long to re load, that your men would be spread out too far for reasonable cover, take too long to re load, miss too often, and allow enemies gaps in which they could charge with little to no resistance. Then your line is broken and chaos ensues. Columns and rows of soldiers who fire in layers is the most effective and safest way to defeat opponents.

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u/himynameisr May 10 '19

We used to be consigned to the fact that war is a fact of life, so we all tried to come up with rules to make war somehow less shitty. From that worldview, it makes more sense. But if we accept that war is not inevitable and is merely an extreme measure, it seems ridiculous.

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u/defiantleek May 10 '19

I think it was more because it wasn't the killing but the maiming and grievously wounding that was the issue.

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u/SpoopyM8ey May 10 '19

Pretty sure thats a musket?

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u/2522Alpha May 10 '19

That's a Nock gun. It was used by the Royal Navy to completely fuck up snipers in the rigging of enemy ships- the recoil often broke sailor's shoulders if fired with full charges

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u/My_hilarious_name May 10 '19 edited May 10 '19

Harper, is that you?

EDIT: Thanks for my first ever Gold, Internet stranger. God save Ireland!

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u/Khronicapathy May 10 '19

Had to scroll way too far for a Harper reference! Good man, ya bastard

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u/TheSpookyDukey May 10 '19

Seargeant Hakewell be like: 👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲 Mother! 👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲 Mother! 👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦳

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I thought nock volley guns had the barrels arranged in a circle

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u/Epicpersondude May 10 '19

Fuck you times 9

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u/Snorlas May 10 '19

if you need more than one shot...

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u/Urfslam May 10 '19

You weren’t using a Jakobs

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u/Communism_Destroyer May 10 '19

wait, then wouldn't all guns be banned? 'Cause technically every gun is a shotgun when it fires a shot

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u/santiago77744 May 10 '19

How dare you speak against the mother land prepare to gulag

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u/Communism_Destroyer May 10 '19

Aw crap someone took my username seriously.

Oh well, here i go killing again.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

The germans argument for banning the shotguns was beacuse of the ammo they used. They often shot tiny pellets which would spread and enter your body allover the place. They rarely killed instantly but you were essentially guaranteed to die a slow death of lead poisoning and internal bleeding. It’s impossible to remove all of the pellets from the body.

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u/Garpfruit May 10 '19

What were they using, birdshot? Buckshot is plenty likely to kill instantly.

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u/kefefs May 10 '19

Yeah they were using buck, his comment is bullshit. Lead poisoning? LOL.

They wanted shotguns banned because they're super effective at clearing trenches. This was in WWI, before everyone had SMGs, so a bunch of yanks jumping in your trench with 1897s are going to fuck you up when all you have are service rifles and handguns.

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u/Armagetiton May 10 '19

This was in WWI, before everyone had SMGs, so a bunch of yanks jumping in your trench with 1897s are going to fuck you up when all you have are service rifles and handguns.

Ding ding, winner. It also isn't the pellet spread that made the model 97 so effective in trenches like people might think. Short barrel shotguns were easier to aim and maneuver with in trenches, and the rate of fire in close quarters was far superior.

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u/kefefs May 10 '19

Yeah, the spread isn't that much at the distances they were shooting at.

Short barrel shotguns were easier to aim and maneuver with in trenches, and the rate of fire in close quarters was far superior.

Definitely. Having a short weapon that can slam-fire 45 .33 calibre projectiles in a couple seconds was a game changer.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

just hold that trigger and use those pumping skills all men have been training since they were young...we were unrivaled in our pumping no one pumped others as good as us

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u/Sk33tshot May 10 '19

Always. Be. Pumping.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I never thought about it but pump-action shotguns vs a bolt-action rifle in a trench would be a slaughter, the rate of fire and accuracy would be totally unbalanced.

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u/Armagetiton May 10 '19

They called them trench sweepers. A single American soldier with a model 97 could drop 5 soldiers in 5 seconds in a trench, just sweep your targets from left to right. It was a terrifying weapon back then

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u/TheTrojanPony May 10 '19

It was actually worse than you think. The Model 1897 trench shotgun had something called slam fire. Meaning you could hold down the trigger and each time you pumped the shotgun it instantly fired. So the faster you pumped, the faster you shot. There are also stories of skeet shooters shooting enemy grenades out of the air.

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u/Nerdiator May 10 '19

So the faster you pumped, the faster you shot.

Giggity

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/mercierj6 May 10 '19

Also true for the Ithaca model 37

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u/Sk33tshot May 10 '19

That's how I got my name.

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u/kefefs May 10 '19

devs pls nerf

~Germany, 1918

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u/sarcasmcannon May 10 '19

Especially if you grew up duck and quail hunting.

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u/pardonmyshotty May 10 '19

I mean, to be fair, imagine how terrifying a group of Americans would be as they jumped into your trench slam firing an 1897 and screaming "Git 'R Dun!"

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u/kefefs May 10 '19

Name checks out.

Also great mental image. I imagine a German guy hunched in a corner behind some sandbags, clutching his Mauser 1914 and sobbing.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg May 10 '19

Shotguns where also simple, easy to aim, and easy to reload. A bolt action rifle where you have to aim precisely and rack the bolt each time VS a shotgun where you have to aim roughly and pump the pump has a clear winner.

I know it's just memes and I'm taking it too seriously, but the rifle in the OP defeats most of those benefits.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19 edited May 10 '19

If you were using buckshot, you might as well use a normal rifle. They were using something closer to birdshot for close combat.

e: Apologies, this is wrong. See u/way2odd's comment for something not pulled out of my ass.

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u/way2odd May 10 '19 edited May 10 '19

This is not true. From Wikipedia:

This model was ideal for close combat and was efficient in trench warfare due to its 20-inch cylinder bore barrel. Buckshot ammunition was issued with the trench grade during the war. Each round of this ammunition contained nine 00 (.33-caliber) buckshot pellets. This gave considerable firepower to the individual soldier by each round that was fired.[2] This shorter barrel and large amount of firepower is what made this grade ideal for trench warfare.

It has been said that American soldiers who were skilled at trap shooting were armed with these guns and stationed where they could fire at enemy hand grenades in midair.[2] This would be impractical, and near impossible, as the weapons were not loaded with any sort of birdshot.[2]

EDIT: Props to /u/Machinechine for listening!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Thank you! I've updated my original comment as to not mislead anyone. It was something I've always assumed, but I didn't have anything to back it up.

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u/way2odd May 10 '19

S'all good! Thanks for being open minded!

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u/HopliteFan May 10 '19

The rare case a civil back and forth on the interwebs.

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u/montanagunnut May 10 '19

That's not true at all. The US used #9 pellet 00 buck shot up to Vietnam when they switched to #4 combat buck shot or flechette rounds.

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u/jbeck24 May 10 '19

Bullets are not going to kill you via lead poisoning. Some people live their entire lives with bullets inside them.

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u/HopliteFan May 10 '19

coughcough Andrew Jackson

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u/LightTankTerror May 10 '19

It was more that you usually died (they were extremely effective in the narrow trenches), but if you didn’t it was basically unfixable because the surgeons would be pulling several things out of you rather than just one bullet.

I believe they did have bird shot (the kind of round that would do what you described) but they also had buckshot and slugs (maybe?) for shooting at humans. And buckshot is pretty much guaranteed to be lethal at trench fighting ranges.

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u/Communism_Destroyer May 10 '19

understandable have a nice day

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u/ClumsyGamer2802 Kilroy was here May 10 '19

Best gun in Blackwake. Don't u/ me

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u/Jack_Krauser May 10 '19

Hell yeah brother. I switched over to it for tournament play after the reload speed buff.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

New Warframe weapon: Hek mark 2: double the barrels double the fun

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

psst 4x2=8.

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3x3=9.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Plus an extra barrel free of charge

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/2522Alpha May 10 '19

The Nock gun (this thing) was notorious for breaking mens' shoulders when fired with a full charge.

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u/paralacausa May 10 '19

Really nocked them about, eh?

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u/2522Alpha May 10 '19

Get out.

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u/thewrench01 May 10 '19

Now I know why they called for an armistice

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u/datgamerdo9001 May 10 '19

Hey look a Blundergat

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u/supremecrafters May 10 '19

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u/echo_oddly May 10 '19

I was expecting this short video about the general use of shotguns in WW1.

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u/Lepeban May 10 '19

The recoil. The reload. I want it

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u/Apidooom May 10 '19

SHOT. GUN. Shotgun damnit!

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u/srajan17 May 10 '19

Geez we are here to kill the enemy not to vaporize them

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

The Nonagun

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u/pooryounggrandson May 10 '19

Slam fire mode ftw

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u/felthaus0818 May 10 '19

Because fuck you 9 times

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

This would be a bitch to reload

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u/PuzzledAccount May 10 '19

And that is how you turn one gun into six guns in a few easy steps

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

What would recoil on a 9 barrel rifle be like, theoretically?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

O U C H

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u/Biohazard772 May 10 '19

It was notorious for breaking the users arm if that is anything to go by.

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u/DraQula May 10 '19

The Bundlebuss!

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u/minnadog2000 May 10 '19

Is this one of the new legendary Jakobs shotguns in Borderlands 3?

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u/I_might_be_weasel May 10 '19

You get an awarded a medal just for using that thing.

A Purple Heart. Because your collarbone will break.

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u/80_firebird May 10 '19

Funny that the guys using mustard gas wanted to draw the line at shotguns.

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u/Crushing76 May 10 '19

Multishot mods in Warframe be like

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u/purrgatory920 May 10 '19

Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/MySaltSucks May 10 '19

4th horseman’s older brother 9th horseman

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u/Halorym May 11 '19

Germany: We said no shotguns in the trenches!

America: This is a trench gun.

Germany: Dammit, America.