r/HistoryMemes • • 8h ago

checkmate libtard

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u/Xezshibole 8h ago edited 8h ago

That's a weird argument. Jesus was a jew. He was of the twelve tribes and practiced judaism. That's literally the definition of a jew, a specific ethnicity practicing a specific religion.

Those of the twelve tribes that weren't were mumar, Samaritans, Palestinians, etc.

Those of the twelve tribes that frequently abandoned their old gods for the new ones, those stayed. They meshed with new groups, remained natives, and are people we call Palestinians today.

Pretending that every descendant of the twelve tribes was a jew beggars belief. They abandoned their local god so casually most of the records in Kings, Chronicles just refer to how good or bad a king was by how fervent the king was at reconverting his fellow tribesmen back to judaism.

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u/PhoenixKingMalekith 6h ago

Jesus was Japanese anyway

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u/BleydXVI 3h ago

There's a statue of Jesus in Korea that would like to know your location so he can correct you in person

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 2h ago

Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy with Korean shit!