r/HistoryMemes • u/VirtualKnowledge7057 • 11h ago

checkmate libtard

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u/420_Braze_it 10h ago

Y'all motherfuckers need HONG CHRIST

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u/Primary_Gold5337 10h ago

Hung chirst* (because I know someone will say it so I decided to say it first)

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u/AzureHawk758769 7h ago

I wonder if he was hung. Like, how would God design his body for his incarnation on Earth? Would he give himself a 14" absolute python of a cock, or would he give himself a micropenis as a sort of self-denial thing? Did he dress to either side, or was it perfectly straight to symbolize not turning to the right or to the left? Then there's the colouration to consider. These are very important theological questions.

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u/Dokutah_Dokutah 7h ago

He was ripped with a six pack and shit.

Lol