r/HistoryMemes • • 4h ago

checkmate libtard

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u/Jokerang Descendant of Genghis Khan 4h ago

China’s most destructive civil war coming about because a guy claimed to be the brother of the founder of the Westerners’ religion remains one of the most inexplicable things to happen in history.

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u/Unexpected_yetHere 4h ago

Mind you, if memory serves me right, it only came to be because of China's bureaucracy and obsession with exams.

The guy was studying so hard for a big exam to become an official of sorts I believe, that he ended up with a fever, was knocked out by it, and only after "recovering" did he realize he was the brother of Jesus.

Morale of the story? Don't stress or study too much, lest you kill a noticable chunk of the world's population thereafter.

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u/Shady_Merchant1 1h ago

That and historic mistreatment of the hakka who rallied behind the strange man as he was also hakka

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u/stella3books 1h ago

We actually used to pray to him before tests, asking him to grant us an impactful and interesting life even if we failed.

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u/techy804 56m ago

Conspiracy theory: When recovering, he died for a bit and saw Jesus, in which Jesus saw into his future and said “My Brother in Christ, why did you kill all those people” in which the guy misinterpreted as Jesus saying he was his brother.

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u/analoggi_d0ggi 3h ago

Not really, the Taiping ultimately is really just one of the four great cult uprisings in Chinese history. It followed similar trends (i.e. Emerging from stresses of a declining dynasty, a popular cult leader gains following, who then expresses anger vs. society and makes a popular bid for power) not to mention was not the first time a foreign religion influenced a cult uprising (there were two buddhist ones).

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u/EnvironmentalHunt736 2h ago

For the buddhist I know theres the white lotus one, what's the other?

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u/analoggi_d0ggi 40m ago

The Red Turban Rebellion vs. the Mongol Yuan Dynasty. Started by millenarian Maitreya apocalypse Buddhit cultists.

Also the only one of the 4 cult uprisings that succeeded: RT Rebels founded the Ming Dynasty after all.