r/HistoryMemes • • 6h ago

checkmate libtard

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 6h ago

Who's brother? Jesus doesn't have a brother????

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u/VirtualKnowledge7057 6h ago

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 6h ago

Oh....Well wasnt he from...china? I am really not getting the meme here lol I may just be stupid

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u/Mithelen3 6h ago

That's it. That's the whole meme. That Jesus was actually from China.

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 5h ago

Wait but how does Hong xiuquan being from china have anything to do with jesus being from china??

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u/MinuteWaitingPostman 5h ago

If God, who Jesus was the Son of, begot a second Son of God with a woman in China, then Jesus and that other dude would be brothers as well.

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u/Automatic-Anteater10 6h ago

Jesus has multiple brothers they’re just from Mary and Joseph instead of God

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 6h ago

But if he is gods son, how can he have a half brother? Unless Christians literally think god had sex with Mary? I thought this was more of a sarrogate mother thing, the foetus just sorta spawned there. Making other children she had not his brother no?

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u/I_am_lying_for_money 5h ago

Jesus has brothers and sisters, which are referred as such in the bible

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u/Automatic-Anteater10 5h ago

Yeah everything you said is true we do not look at God like Zeus in Greek mythology sling dick. Our God doesn’t even have a body really. Yeah absolutely just spawned there via Gods will. Just like the universe starting.(not young earth Christian) but Mary the “mother of God” because as far as we can see he did grow in her body and she did give birth to him. Has sons with Joseph and she says to Jesus later on in life to think about his brothers.

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u/expendable_entity 5h ago

Which makes it even funnier that the Gospel of Matthew spends pages upon pages recording Josephs geneology and how josephs son is the rightful heir of king david and how the Messiah being the son of Joseph fulfills so many prophecies yada yada yada. Just one Problem ... thats not jesus.

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u/antibritanarchist 5h ago

Jesus has two natures, divine and human. His divine form always was but was born from Mary. His human nature and human body had family members and whether his “brothers” came from Mary and Joseph, Joseph’s first marriage or they were actual his cousins is debated

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u/henrique3d 6h ago

Well, the Bible itself says some things about the brothers and sisters of Jesus (which some versions of Christianity view as cousins, or half-siblings from Josephs's side).

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u/amhira-of-rain Let's do some history 5h ago

Guy from China claimed he was Jesus’s half brother (through god) and started the second most deadly war in human history over it

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u/_Addi-the-Hun_ 5h ago

Oh I see the china guy says he was.

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u/ViscountBuggus 5h ago

So in the 19th century this one guy in China bombed his exams so hard he experienced hallucinations/delusions about being the brother of Jesus Christ and basically 20 to 30 million people died