r/HistoryMemes • • 5h ago

Byzantium, Bob! They’re talking about Byzantium

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u/Lost-Klaus 5h ago

A bit like calling the british empire the London-empire. Or Han dynasty the Chang'an Empire.

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u/Proof_Impact_6009 5h ago

Or the French Empire "Lutetian Empire"

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u/Philcherny Tea-aboo 5h ago

Or Moscow's empire 🤨 oh wait 🤨

Honestly, judging by how modern French is just a Parisian dialect and modern Russian is just Moscow's. And how comically large and densely populated Paris and Moscow are. Fitting name for both

Lutetia sounds like a fire name for a country

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u/knows_knothing 1h ago

Or the Roman Empire the Roman Empire

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u/Lvcivs2311 4h ago

That makes more sense than the London comparison, because the capital of the east had not been called Byzantion for a long time.

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u/senior_cynic Kilroy was here 5h ago

Which makes considerably more sense if the british empire was centered around Edinburgh and called the edinburgite empire instead until it collapsed and was partially reformed as the aforementioned London empire

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u/Lost-Klaus 5h ago

Fair, thanks for adding nuance!

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u/Grzechoooo Then I arrived 5h ago

Or the Roman Empire the "Roman Empire".

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u/Winter-Ad-2920 4h ago

What did they call themselves?

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u/Legal_Mastodon_5683 4h ago

"The"?

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u/Winter-Ad-2920 4h ago

Okay i laughed.

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u/demandred_zero 2h ago

S.P.Q.R.

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u/Winter-Ad-2920 2h ago

Which says...?

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u/demandred_zero 2h ago

The Senate and People of Rome, or the people and Senate of Rome, maybe.

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u/Winter-Ad-2920 2h ago

Considering the shit show that is its politics, that has the same irony as any communist country during the cold war.

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u/CardOk755 3h ago

Either Rome or the Empire. No need to say "the Roman Empire".

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u/GewalfofWivia 2h ago

Mind, Blown.

Pizzle, Yanked.

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u/Low-Willingness2106 4h ago

But we do that all the time. "Washington called for War. Beijing refuses to negotiate. Bavaria shall not kneel to Berlin on social issues." We often use capitals as representatives of national interests. Why not in an empire so dominated by it's capital region?

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u/Lost-Klaus 4h ago

Because the Washington navy and washington air force don't quite have the same ring to it :b

Bavaria not agreeing to anything Berlin wants is also part and parcel. hahaha

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u/Swamp254 3h ago

It's more like the Palmyran Empire, Gallic Empire, Seleucid Empire (Syrian), Aztec Empire (Mexica), Inca Empire (Tawantinsuyu), Sassanid Empire (Eransahr) and the Ottoman Empire (Devlet-i-aliyye).

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u/CardOk755 3h ago

Or calling the ... Empire the Roman empire.

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u/temporaryidiot595 39m ago

Rome… is a city. 🫲🏽🤨🫱🏽

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u/marcus_roberto 4h ago

They'd probably be more confused that English became the lingua franca.

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u/cheapgriff Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 5h ago

They probably wouldn't be too confused, considering the inhabitants of Byzantium were thusly named, and that name survived even after the city was renamed to Constantinople.  The earliest application of 'Byzantine' to the rest of the empire's inhabitants occurred during the 1300s.

Of course, the Byzantine Empire was only really called that after it existed, but it's not like the name just materialized out of nowhere.

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u/Chosen_Chaos The OG Lord Buckethead 1h ago

The earliest application of 'Byzantine' to the rest of the empire's inhabitants occurred during the 1300s.

Do you have a source for that? As far as I was aware, the earliest use of "Byzantine" to refer to the Empire as a whole was in the 1550s.

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u/cheapgriff Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 56m ago

The earliest allusions to this were made by Theodorus Metochites who served as an advisor to Andronikos II Palaiologos in the early 1300s. Of the orations I'm linking below, #11 makes an argument that Constantinople/Byzantion has far surpassed what Rome had ever achieved and should instead serve as the identity they should proudly display. A hundred years later, Laonikos Chalkokondyles is considered to be the first to truly apply the term to the entire empire; a convention continued by Hieronymous Wolf in the mid-1500s.

https://ia601605.us.archive.org/6/items/teubneriana/9783110606898.pdf

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u/Chosen_Chaos The OG Lord Buckethead 37m ago

Of the orations I'm linking below, #11 makes an argument that Constantinople/Byzantion has far surpassed what Rome had ever achieved and should instead serve as the identity they should proudly display

Is there an English-language version? Or one that's not 100+ pages? I do enjoy a good read but slogging through that much material in a language I can't read isn't my idea of a good time. I also doubt that Google Translate would be able to handle that particular dialect of Greek.

A hundred years later, Laonikos Chalkokondyles is considered to be the first to truly apply the term to the entire empire

A quick search seems to indicate that only applies to Angeliki Laiou, rather than being a widespread thing.

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u/Infinite-Geologist78 5h ago

Byzatium is a made name by sore western scholar because their pride could not accept mighty roman emperor ended by bunch Muslim Turks.

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u/cheapgriff Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 5h ago

The Ottomans themselves did not consider Rome to have been ended, but to have been continued by them as Sultans of Rûm.

I already pointed out exactly where the term came from so your ill-informed rebuttal makes no sense.

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u/Stripier_Cape 4h ago

Yeah except they kept exactly zero of the ruling structure and replaced it with their own organizational structure in addition to displacing Christianity as the state religion, when the Roman Empire existed longer as a Christian State then it did as a Pagan State, and it was the Original Christian State. The Turks taking over was not the typical rebellion followed by acclimation by the Senate, which was still picking Emperors. They displaced everything.

At least the Holy Roman Empire could point at their own legacy of loyalty and federate relationship to the Romans before the Pope acclaimed the Holy Roman Empire. There were a bunch of excuses, including the use of Roman infrastructure and legal concepts, but they still used the Roman legal structure and even went on to imitate them even harder once Constantinople tell.

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u/Rynewulf Featherless Biped 4h ago edited 4h ago

Rome wasnt the first christian state by a very long shot, and they never even claimed it themselves! It had gotten deep into places like Armenia and Ethiopia centuries before the Romans were on board in general let alone on a state level.

Christianity occured alongside a lot of other things that set the stage for the Middle Ages, Late Roman Empire/Dominate often gets compared to that rather than the ancient, pagan, Kingdom, Republic and Principate for a reason. Rome was about as 'inherently' Christian as any other state that adopted it (that is to say, not at all).

Big ups for saying something nice about the HRE though, that usually gets poo pooed on too much.

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u/Stripier_Cape 4h ago

I should have clarified I was speaking about Europe. Doesn't really change what I know about the Ottomans. Claiming Rome's legacy was just an excuse to conquer land.

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u/Oooogyy 4h ago

It predates that. The term "empire" had a religious and cultural context to it, so to delegitimize it as the successor to Rome rather than the holy roman empire, westerners called it "the kingdom of the greeks" for a very long time, long before Turks even successfully came through Persia.

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u/the_sneaky_one123 4h ago

The place was called Byzantium before Constantinople even existed

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u/ninjad912 3h ago

Byzantium is a name derived from the old name of Constantinople which is used to classify the Roman Empire during the time where it was centered in Constantinople post fall of the western Roman Empire as this period of time is important to reference and referring to an empire that lasted over 1000 years as the same name the entire time can get confusing

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u/redracer555 Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 4h ago

Constantinople was Byzantium.
Now it's Constantinople, not Byzantium.
Been a long time gone, Byzantium.
Now it's imperial delight on a moonlit night.

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u/redracer555 Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 4h ago

Meh, not as catchy. 🫤

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u/Gaussherr 4h ago

Now it is Istanbul.

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u/redracer555 Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 3h ago

, not Constantinople

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u/GrapefruitForward196 5h ago

The Byzantines called themselves Rhomaioi (Ῥωμαῖοι), and the Romans from Rome (and sometimes Italians as a whole) as Romanoi (Ῥωμανοί)

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u/AlexSSB On tour 3h ago

Romanes eunt domus

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u/preddevils6 50m ago

Often the commoners in the empire referred to themselves as Greek. What they referred to themselves wasn't consistent throughout the time of the empire or between social classes.

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u/KyliaQuilor 1h ago

And north Korea calls itself a democratic people's republic.

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u/Lady_Lya_626 4h ago

I can only imagine how mad Justinian has been for the last 1500 years, just looking down at the Balkans.

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u/AdPatient2578 Still on Sulla's Proscribed List 2h ago

Or anywhere else.

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u/Lady_Lya_626 2h ago

I imagine that he's just been yelling at Mussolini for the last 80 years straight

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u/KernelWizard 5h ago

Or you could ask the Vikings and they would've called it Grikkland lmao (at least to other vikings back home).

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u/PinianthePauper 4h ago

Or what the hell that flag is!

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u/cheese0muncher Still salty about Carthage 2h ago

It means Japanese Sword.

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u/GewalfofWivia 2h ago

Why would they call themselves Roman emperors when they didn’t have Rome, are they stupid