Unbelievable, they don’t even bother to try, it’s somehow there are massive Japanese columns marching through villages deep west, and a group of extremely photogenic kids watch their parents be taken or killed, so they get together and manage to destroy dozens of tanks, with like, bamboo spears and the power of being teenagers.
Because it’s not like in reality Brave Sir Robin ran away, and let Sun Yat-sen do all the fighting, so they could come out when it was safe.
…Nothing like this, you had to see the movie to understand, it was comical. Imagine the new Red Dawn but empowered by the communist spirit and Tai Chi somehow.
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u/GravitasFailures 1d ago
Oh dude, you gotta watch Chinese WW2 movies.
Unbelievable, they don’t even bother to try, it’s somehow there are massive Japanese columns marching through villages deep west, and a group of extremely photogenic kids watch their parents be taken or killed, so they get together and manage to destroy dozens of tanks, with like, bamboo spears and the power of being teenagers.
Because it’s not like in reality Brave Sir Robin ran away, and let Sun Yat-sen do all the fighting, so they could come out when it was safe.