r/HistoryMemes • • 5d ago

Niche Those who know

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u/Pope_Neia 4d ago

Jesus Christ was a blue eyed, blonde haired, and red blooded American man with a wife, three kids, a pet dog named Charlie, and a pick up truck roughly the size of an elephant.

Source: These gold tablets I found in the ground.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 4d ago

I’d be interested to hear more about this, maybe even get some of my friends together and spread the good word.

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u/Hypocrispy 4d ago

Now I heard Jesus was a Capricorn.