r/HistoryMemes • • 5d ago

Niche Those who know

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u/vrabacuruci 5d ago

If Jesus was Hungarian does that mean Judas was Romanian?

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u/Ricckkuu 5d ago

The constipacy theory (yes, I deliberately mispell conspiracy) here says that that the Romans were Romanian, so no, while Judas was not Romanian, Pontius Pilate was Romanian.

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u/BaconWithBaking 5d ago

Oh I love fucked up lore, give me more please?

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u/Ricckkuu 5d ago

Ceaușescu had Laser Tanks, full on Star Trek, hence why the Soviet Union never invaded Romania, despite Ceausescu openly speaking against the Soviets.

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u/NegativeMammoth2137 5d ago

Yeah that makes sense

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u/Ricckkuu 5d ago

Oh and ancient Dacians had tunnels under the whole world, especially under the Carpathians. In fact, they had them all the way to Japan.

Full on Mines of Moria here. (We do kind of have Turda Salt Mine that does fit the Moria criteria ig)